Superman punches:
Benoit: 1
Rest of the NHL in history: 1

You really want to do that?!?!
- Whipper

yes, he can superman punch himself in the Richard

Apparently Beautitone paint from Home Hardware is just rebranded Benjamin Moore. It often goes on sale and is a better deal than Benjamin Moore. I have that from a retired cabinet carpenter and home flipper. So there you go, buy some Beautitone paint and paint that man cave royal blue and white you mofos! Go Leafs Go!
- Zezel

I don't believe that. Beautitone paint is trash.

yes, he can superman punch himself in the Richard
- senstroll

That's actually really hard to pull off correctly.

That's actually really hard to pull off correctly.
- Scabeh

The fact that he had the balls to even try it gets a from me.

Never mind the fact that it made for one of the coolest hockey pictures of all time.

Never mind the fact that he relocated his dislocated thumb in the penalty box and came back out to keep grinding.

Benoit has to get some love for that whole thing, whether it worked or not, it was still pretty badass and he won the fight to boot.

yes, he can superman punch himself in the Richard
- senstroll

That's more of a spider man punch, no?

Wait till you hear about Kirkland
- Whipper

I just got a Costco membership with my beautiful fiancée, mz. Z...consplain me

I don't believe that. Beautitone paint is trash.
- fifty__missions

This is a pretty reliable source man.

But I'm a Behr man anyway.

This is a pretty reliable source man.

But I'm a Behr man anyway.
- Zezel

Man behr you say?

Once upon a time, you could go into Home Depot and they had the colour codes for all NHL team colours.
- Atomic Wedgie

I hate when amazing branding crossovers end. Like Baileys Hagan dazs or the Guinness flavour

Man behr you say?

- Whipper

Lol so (frank)ed up

I just got a Costco membership with my beautiful fiancée, mz. Z...consplain me
- Zezel

We have a membership there.

We have a membership there.


- GalacticStone

I love it
I don't care

Costco was made for me. I don't consume resources like normal people.

More like Galactus from Marvel.

When we got our Costco pics taken the dude helping us mentioned how happy he was taking his ex wife's name off his Costco account lmao.

I know I'm gonna go to Costco just to get hot dogs and pizza from the restaurant. Like a lot. I know this. I know it's wrong but I can't stop. Thanks for reading my share.

When we got our Costco pics taken the dude helping us mentioned how happy he was taking his ex wife's name off his Costco account lmao.

I know I'm gonna go to Costco just to get hot dogs and pizza from the restaurant. Like a lot. I know this. I know it's wrong but I can't stop. Thanks for reading my share.
- Zezel

God bless America.

When we got our Costco pics taken the dude helping us mentioned how happy he was taking his ex wife's name off his Costco account lmao.

I know I'm gonna go to Costco just to get hot dogs and pizza from the restaurant. Like a lot. I know this. I know it's wrong but I can't stop. Thanks for reading my share.
- Zezel

Their rotisserie chickens are the size of small turkeys.

Projected final point totals as of today, based upon winning percentage:

Florida: 103
Toronto: 102
Tampa: 102
Ottawa: 96
Habs: 88
Detroit: 86
Boston: 82
Buffalo: 75

Top 3 positions are still to be determined. It's not inconceivable (that word means what I think it means) that Ottawa catches 1 or even 2 of Florida, Toronto and Tampa. It's also not inconceivable that the Habs overtake them.

Detroit is still very much alive. And Boston is like Jason.
- Atomic Wedgie

5 of Ottawa's remaining 16 games are against playoff opponents and 4 of them are at home; they have 6 away games
6 of Toronto's remaining 15 games are against playoff opponents and 2 of them are at home; they have 9 away games
5 of Tampa Bay's remaining 15 games are against playoff opponents and 2 of them are at home; they have 8 away games
5 of Florida's remaining 14 games are against playoff opponents and none of them are at home; they have 7 away games

Florida, 85 points, 35 RW
TBL, 83 points, 34 RW
Toronto 83 points, 32 RW
Ottawa 77 points, 27 RW

Ottawa has a pretty light remaining schedule - one you could imagine them going 10-6 or even 11-5 over.
Florida has only 14 games but their hardest games are away. I'd still guess they go 9-5
Tampa has 15 games remaining and a light scheudle as well. They've been good and I doubt they slow down much - I'd guess 10-5.

So if I'm guessing . . .
Florida finishes at 103 points
Tampa finishes at 103 points, but possibly loses on RW
Toronto feels like a 99 point finish at this point. They looked good yesterday. Do it three more times and against good teams to make me a believer.
So Ottawa finishes at 97

Their rotisserie chickens are the size of small turkeys.
- shack67

I would eat the ass out of one right now.

U.S.-Russia hockey? Sure Vlad

https://x.com/reporterchr...&t=zXygQ9RZlVYvHUlIXsYVmg

Though I agree he hasn’t looked great 5v5 so far - Laughton is a defensive (at least first) forward. When that’s your role on a team you need to get locked on the system. It’s almost like you memorize motion and area in your own zone (habits or routes). Still need to read and react but he’s a pro hockey so he will be fine in that area too. Once he gets accustomed to Berube wants out of him in all 3 zones - he will start to impact both sides of puck a bit more game to game. Players like him are fairly North/South typically and that will suit Berube style very well.

Offensive driven players have a bit of the luxury going to new teams - they are able to skill their way through the first couple weeks until they get up to speed system wise and gel with line mates.

U.S.-Russia hockey? Sure Vlad

https://x.com/reporterchr...&t=zXygQ9RZlVYvHUlIXsYVmg
- Canada Cup

They could start a trading block with Russia, Turkey, Syria et al. Get all kinds of new cheap vodka on the shelves for American consumers. As Stalin would say we're dizzy with success

When we got our Costco pics taken the dude helping us mentioned how happy he was taking his ex wife's name off his Costco account lmao.

I know I'm gonna go to Costco just to get hot dogs and pizza from the restaurant. Like a lot. I know this. I know it's wrong but I can't stop. Thanks for reading my share.
- Zezel

The golf gloves are a phenomenal deal. Same with their wedges.

The clothing has really stepped up in the past few years.

The meat is great.

Breakfast sandwiches are top notch.

And cruising the four fun aisles is pure entertainment.

The golf gloves are a phenomenal deal. Same with their wedges.

The clothing has really stepped up in the past few years.

The meat is great.

Breakfast sandwiches are top notch.

And cruising the four fun aisles is pure entertainment.
- Atomic Wedgie

I'm in love with my Kirkland Lob wedge.

The golf gloves are a phenomenal deal. Same with their wedges.

The clothing has really stepped up in the past few years.

The meat is great.

Breakfast sandwiches are top notch.

And cruising the four fun aisles is pure entertainment.
- Atomic Wedgie

We did a tour the other day. Just got a dog and walked around. I can tell right off the bat stuff like sunscreen and coffee are a nobrainer. We gotta wait till we get our freezer to really take advantage. But they got a small freezer for 200 bucks delivered! That blew me away.