The neti-pot is a franking godsend for me in allergy season.
- Atomic Wedgie

I feel for people with allergies. It looks miserable.

Yeah maybe.

Everyone’s been getting sick lately.. I was a month ago, and a few months ago I’m pretty sure I had covid, couldn’t taste anything. I just hope it’s not some kinda of long Covid
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Have you perhaps considered consuming a bit of tryactin?

I feel for people with allergies. It looks miserable.
- Aetherial

“The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy.”

Some tech bro

You know why.

Jesus, Boston is below Buffalo in the standings

Jesus, Boston is below Buffalo in the standings
- Azuredoom

They are the 4th worst team in the league. Look if you're going to bottom out, it's pretty good. None of this hanging around in the 16 - 20 range for several years before your aged stars completely age out and you finally bottom out.

Just completely bottoming out is almost like cheating. You get to start drafting in the top-5 instead of drafting people like Jiri Tlusty for a decade straight.

They are the 4th worst team in the league. Look if you're going to bottom out, it's pretty good. None of this hanging around in the 16 - 20 range for several years before your aged stars completely age out and you finally bottom out.

Just completely bottoming out is almost like cheating. You get to start drafting in the top-5 instead of drafting people like Jiri Tlusty for a decade straight.
- Monkeypunk

I saw mcavoy was practicing. Not sure why you would bring him back now.

Jesus, Boston is below Buffalo in the standings
- Azuredoom

Lucky them, get high draft pick if they have it and do a quick rebuild.
Better than being stuck in the middle

Have you perhaps considered consuming a bit of tryactin?
- joel878

Jesus, Boston is below Buffalo in the standings
- Azuredoom

Buffalo is doing the old Leafs of the 2010's. The second they are basically dead and there's no pressure they suddenly get hot and ruin their pick and give their fans some sweet sweet false hope.

Also if Boston wins the lottery I think we can all conclude the NHL is rigged.

They are the 4th worst team in the league. Look if you're going to bottom out, it's pretty good. None of this hanging around in the 16 - 20 range for several years before your aged stars completely age out and you finally bottom out.

Just completely bottoming out is almost like cheating. You get to start drafting in the top-5 instead of drafting people like Jiri Tlusty for a decade straight.
- Monkeypunk

Frederick Gauthier
Tyler Biggs
Stuart Percy
Jeff Ware
Eric Fichaud
Brandon Convery
Grant Marshall

Buffalo is doing the old Leafs of the 2010's. The second they are basically dead and there's no pressure they suddenly get hot and ruin their pick and give their fans some sweet sweet false hope.

Also if Boston wins the lottery I think we can all conclude the NHL is rigged.
- AdamFrench

I don't think that's occurring with our wing-scarfing friends.

They've abandoned all hope.

I don't think that's occurring with our wing-scarfing friends.

They've abandoned all hope.
- Atomic Wedgie

Just imagine how sweet it will be when the ship comes in? Its going to be a great day to be alive. Its going to be a great day to be a Buffalo sports fan and it's going to start with the Bills this season. Get some tix to the last year at Rich Stadium Wedgie old boy. It's go time.

Just imagine how sweet it will be when the ship comes in? Its going to be a great day to be alive. Its going to be a great day to be a Buffalo sports fan and it's going to start with the Bills this season. Get some tix to the last year at Rich Stadium Wedgie old boy. It's go time.
- Hatboro_Swords

At least Tage is back.

Sens vs Leafs in the 1st round, possible? That would be fun as a fan sitting on the outside

At least Tage is back.
- AdamFrench

And more good news:

The Sabres have just signed an endorsement deal with Restoration Hardware.

Sens vs Leafs in the 1st round, possible? That would be fun as a fan sitting on the outside
- Symba007

Ottawa has pretty much locked up the #1 wildcard.

Washington is a lock for the #1 seed.

So it's up to Toronto - I'll let you know after Wednesday's game.

Ottawa has pretty much locked up the #1 wildcard.

Washington is a lock for the #1 seed.

So it's up to Toronto - I'll let you know after Wednesday's game.
- Atomic Wedgie

Caps vs MTL or NYR

I am sure Buttman will want his boys in NYC in the playoffs.

Caps vs MTL or NYR

I am sure Buttman will want his boys in NYC in the playoffs.
- Symba007

Habs have an easier schedule for the remainder. I'm pulling for your boys.

Fun fact: the Senators have seven games left - only one of them is on the road. I love it when schedule makers are on crack.

Habs have an easier schedule for the remainder. I'm pulling for your boys.

Fun fact: the Senators have seven games left - only one of them is on the road. I love it when schedule makers are on crack.
- Atomic Wedgie

also means they already played tons of games on the road so far and have been able to get their current record with a heavier road schedule, kudos to them.

Difficulty of schedule might not mean much, many strong teams will start resting players.

Have you perhaps considered consuming a bit of tryactin?
- joel878

horse paste anyone?

You know why.
- Strider

cause you did not wear a condom and it burns when you pee now.

cause you did not wear a condom and it burns when you pee now.
- dmnted

Condoms, like pencils, are for people who are afraid of commitment

Condoms, like pencils, are for people who are afraid of commitment
- Whipper

Condoms, like pencils, are for people who are afraid of commitment
- Whipper

If she isn't paying for dinner, she isn't getting laid for dessert