Wedgie with marital coitus tonight!

It's worth a try, right?
- Atomic Wedgie

I'm just going to address the elephant in the room .....if you had 3 wishes that's your 3rd wish?

So here's the thing:

To get to OT, Leafs had 2 lucky goals (Rielly goal wasn't so lucky - he directed it with his foot). But still, 2 lucky goals.

Ottawa had two lucky goals.

But IMHO, the Leafs had 5-6 really good chances. Ottawa had none.

Prove me wrong.
- Atomic Wedgie

You’re not wrong but Ottawa had a lot of time in our end and lots of chances for more lucky goals. They were retrieving pucks, getting shots and another one might have bounced in. But they don’t have the talent to score any other way and they didn’t get a 3rd bounce.

LEAFS (frank)ING WIN!

So here's the thing:

To get to OT, Leafs had 2 lucky goals (Rielly goal wasn't so lucky - he directed it with his foot). But still, 2 lucky goals.

Ottawa had two lucky goals.

But IMHO, the Leafs had 5-6 really good chances. Ottawa had none.

Prove me wrong.
- Atomic Wedgie

The hockey game was a hockey game and the leafs deserved to win it

So here's the thing:

To get to OT, Leafs had 2 lucky goals (Rielly goal wasn't so lucky - he directed it with his foot). But still, 2 lucky goals.

Ottawa had two lucky goals.

But IMHO, the Leafs had 5-6 really good chances. Ottawa had none.

Prove me wrong.
- Atomic Wedgie

There was that long, long stretch where Sens had all the offensive time and zero shots on net.

I'm just going to address the elephant in the room .....if you had 3 wishes that's your 3rd wish?
- The Law

Performance related?

Benoit gets a lot of heat but as a 5/6 dman he’s really good value for money.
- Cush29

For sure, he is servicable and he hits. He isnt a bad 6D.

For sure, he is servicable and he hits. He isnt a bad 6D.
- Archaic

Bieksa said he’s best in the league

LEAFS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If Wedgie was a Sportsnet reporter:

"Brady - you had a 0.76 PPG average this year.

That's only 3rd on the Senators.

That's 102nd in the league.

90th in the league amongst forwards, which statistically speaking means you are barely a 1st line player.

If you were on the Leafs, you'd be 5th amongst forwards in PPG.

Why do you think the media - especially Craig Simpson - keeps slobbering your knob in their coverage of this series?"

For sure, he is servicable and he hits. He isnt a bad 6D.
- Archaic

And can “pull lawnmowers” as the Sklapmeister would say.

Speaking of which where is that SOB? He should be here celebrating a goal from 2 guys who can chuck the nucks for an OT win!

You’re not wrong but Ottawa had a lot of time in our end and lots of chances for more lucky goals. They were retrieving pucks, getting shots and another one might have bounced in. But they don’t have the talent to score any other way and they didn’t get a 3rd bounce.

LEAFS (frank)ING WIN!
- Canada Cup

Very true, and Toronto's defence is freaking solid. Not trolling, not jinxing, I think Toronto will make noise this year. Very well build team with great add-ups in the last 2 years. Matthews and Nylander not even in beast mode yet.

Bieksa said he’s best in the league
- Canada Cup

He sure did and it probably hurt a bit but less so because Benoit was a duck (maybe when Bieska was?).

Finally domi was useful.


Still trade him in the offseason
- Fakepartofme

I still like that he isn't one of the guys who wilts when the play gets physical.

I'm just going to address the elephant in the room .....if you had 3 wishes that's your 3rd wish?
- The Law

1. Pitcher of beer.

2. Plate of nachos with chicken (hope this doesn't count as two wishes).

3. Marital coitus, but if the chicken counts as the third wish, let's go with chicken nachos.

Finally some home ice wins and PP goals in the playoffs, and some OT going our way

So here's the thing:

To get to OT, Leafs had 2 lucky goals (Rielly goal wasn't so lucky - he directed it with his foot). But still, 2 lucky goals.

Ottawa had two lucky goals.

But IMHO, the Leafs had 5-6 really good chances. Ottawa had none.

Prove me wrong.
- Atomic Wedgie

It's true. 12 months ago this team was all about giving up odd man rushes and breakaways. Berube has got them clogging up the middle, doing boring poop, and limiting anything high danger.

Marner post, Knies missed tap in, JT's breakaway ...leafs must have the most ridiculous ratio of chances/high danger chances compared to what they give up.

Wedgie with marital coitus tonight!

It's worth a try, right?
- Atomic Wedgie

Go Wedgie!!!

If Wedgie was a Sportsnet reporter:

"Brady - you had a 0.76 PPG average this year.

That's only 3rd on the Senators.

That's 102nd in the league.

90th in the league amongst forwards, which statistically speaking means you are barely a 1st line player.

If you were on the Leafs, you'd be 5th amongst forwards in PPG.

Why do you think the media - especially Craig Simpson - keeps slobbering your knob in their coverage of this series?"
- Atomic Wedgie

Please post the link to you go fund me page to get you through journalism school because I so need to hear you do some interviews!!! 😁

He sure did and it probably hurt a bit but less so because Benoit was a duck (maybe when Bieska was?).
- Cush29

Loved that he didn’t just make a safe play and dump it deep

1. Pitcher of beer.

2. Plate of nachos with chicken (hope this doesn't count as two wishes).

3. Marital coitus, but if the chicken counts as the third wish, let's go with chicken nachos.
- Atomic Wedgie

Lol

Chicken nachos? Really that's what you're gonna go with. Okay.

Oh and here we go Nick Kyperos saying the Leafs don’t have a player who “can go to the places a Brady Tkachuk can go”.

🙄

Is that the place of back to back loses Nick you (frank)ing punching bag?

Nice thing about the time difference is that I can do a 3 o’clock walk
- Canada Cup

Nice.
Kinda wish he would go in the back yard at times like this.

Also wish Reaves could still hockey.

Florida 6 goals on 16 shots

Nice.
Kinda wish we would go in the back yard at times like this.

Also wish Reaves could still hockey.
- Woderwick

Does your 3rd wish involve Mrs Wedgie?

Oh and here we go Nick Kyperos saying the Leafs don’t have a player who “can go to the places a Brady Tkachuk can go”.

🙄

Is that the place of back to back loses Nick you (frank)ing punching bag?
- Cush29

Where Brady can go is (frank) himself so he's not wrong