i dont think ive been to a phils game in like 3 years

i dont think ive been to a phils game in like 3 years
- Crimsoninja

rank number of games attended



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rank number of games attended



Phillies
Eagles
Flyers
Sixers
Union
- watsonnostaw

jeez lifetime?

Flyers
Phillies
Sixers - probs 3 tops
Eagles - 1
Union - 0

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- watsonnostaw

Phillies
Sixers
Flyers
Eagles

oh, i didn't realize we were all supposed to do this.


flyers
phillies
sixers
eagles (i can only remember ever going to 1 eagles game)

The Phillies are selling liquor and wine now, so fans can drown their sorrows

The Philadelphia Phillies aren't going to be any good this season and everybody knows it. Fans are prepared for it. General manager Ruben Amaro Jr. admitted recently the team is going to have trouble scoring runs. Even Aramark, the Citizens Bank Park concessionaire, seems to be in agreement. Or maybe that's just a keen inference on our part.

Aramark and the Phillies announced Tuesday that this season they'll be selling booze at Citizens Bank Park's general concessions areas for the first time. Beer they already sold, but liquor and wine were only available in the fancier parts of the ballpark, like the premium seats. Not any more.

And while it might just be a coincidence this happens before a season in which the Phillies could lose 100 games, we think the concessions company is savvy enough to know fans in Philly will appreciate something stronger than beer when they see Sean O'Sullivan, he of the career 5.91 ERA, penciled on the roster as the team's fifth starter.

Philly.com's Michael Klein gives us the details on the cocktails and wine announcement:

... [I]n a first this season, the Phillies and Aramark will sell cocktails and wine on the main concourse's general concession areas at Citizens Bank Park. If you think that the idea of a "Phillies bar" is coming from somewhere out of left field - well, you're correct. It will be located behind Section 142, expanding an existing beer bar. Wine and cocktails cannot be brought out to seats. The cocktail list has not been finalized.


Hey, guys, you need help with that cocktail list? It seems like the Phillies roster offers plenty of inspiration, such as:


• The Ryan Howard Slammer — it's a big ol' drink that costs $25, but don't worry, it won't even get you drunk, because it's basically useless.

• The Papelbonbon — Jagermeister, tequila, absinthe and Fireball mixed with Red Bull and Mountain Dew, served with an Irish Car Bomb chaser. It'll probably make you grab your crotch. It may make you say dumb things. It might actually kill you.

• Amaro Island Iced Tea — nobody likes this drink, but somehow it's still on the menu.

• Hamels Sunrise — basically, you order this, babysit it and wait for someone to scoop you up and take you to Boston.

• Cliff Lee's Last Call — inspired by Cliff Lee's possible last season because of a lingering elbow injury, this is a collection of whatever the bartender has left. If you're lucky, it might taste good, but probably not.

• Utley 2600 — the finest drink on the menu, if nothing else is worth a damn (and it probably isn't), there's always this.

We wish you and your new in-stadium booze stand well, Philly baseball fans. Please don't go nuts and embarrass yourselves. And maybe send a drink down to the dugout for manager Ryne Sandberg every once in a while.It's going to be a long season for him too.

Philadelphia Phillies outfielder Domonic Brown will start the season on the disabled list.

Kevin Slowey released by Phillies

Ken Giles leaves game with tightness in back muscle

Ken Giles leaves game with tightness in back muscle
- PhillySportsGuy

the back is a really weird place for a vagina.

the back is a really weird place for a vagina.
- kicksave856

Oh, you haven't found that hole yet, have you?

the back is a really weird place for a vagina.
- kicksave856

keep (frank)ing those dudes faggit

whoa, guys. i was just calling ken giles a wussy.

whoa.

whoa.

whoa.
- Streit2ThePoint

totally whoa.

Minnesota Twins pitcher Ervin Santana has been suspended for 80 games after testing positive for a performance-enhancing substance.

The stadium is going to be completely empty. I can't wait to see it. It's like management doesn't realize what's on the horizon.
- PhillySportsGuy

good start'

good start'


- watsonnostaw

please pray for Kris Bryant to get hurt in the minors and never have an at bat this season for the cubs

please pray for Kris Bryant to get hurt in the minors and never have an at bat this season for the cubs
- watsonnostaw

please pray for Kris Bryant to get hurt in the minors and never have an at bat this season for the cubs
- watsonnostaw

drafted him high in my league. ROY

- watsonnostaw

That middle of the order bat we've been missing