lotsa blue seats

of course it was miserable today with sunshine filled windy skies

The Phillies' 2015 Opening Day roster:

Pitchers (12)

David "Buckwheat" Buchanan

Justin "(frank)ing her in" De Fratus

Luis "Andy" Garcia

Ken "Bill" Giles

Jeanmar Gomez "Addams"

Aaron "Jap lover" Harang

Dusty "Rose" McGowan

Jonathan "Long Ball" Papelbon

Jerome "He's Black"Williams

Jake "Bull" Diekman

Cole "Trade Me Now"Hamels

Cesar "Guilty" Jimenez

Catchers (2)

Carlos "Stealing a Paycheck" Ruiz

Cameron "Rump" Rupp

Infielders (7)

Cody "Aschehole" Asche

Andres "He's Not White" Blanco

Freddy "Mendoza" Galvis

Cesar "Aaron" Hernandez

Ryan "Fat (frank)"Howard

Darin "Career Failure" Ruf

Chase "Ruined his wives vag" Utley

Outfielders (4)

Jeff "French fag" Francoeur

Odubel "He's Also Not White" Herrera

Ben "Trade Bait" Revere

Grady "Homo First Name" Sizemore

well done

well done
- Crimsoninja

could be better, i will work on it

could be better, i will work on it
- watsonnostaw

kick is frantically googling "Harang's wife"

kick is frantically googling "Harang's wife"
- Crimsoninja

almost called him "RJ Umberger 2.0"

Braves trade closer Craig Kimbrel and OF Melvin Upton Jr. to Padres for Quentin, Maybin, Wisler, Paroubeck and 41st pick.

Braves trade closer Craig Kimbrel and OF Melvin Upton Jr. to Padres for Quentin, Maybin, Wisler, Paroubeck and 41st pick.
- BingoLady

How the (frank) did they move Upton's contract?

How the (frank) did they move Upton's contract?
- PhillySportsGuy

isnt Kimbrel a stud?

only player i ever heard of coming back is Maybin and i think he sucks right?

isnt Kimbrel a stud?

only player i ever heard of coming back is Maybin and i think he sucks right?
- Crimsoninja

He doesn't suck, but he isn't good.

Apparently, the prospects aren't great. Maybin and Quentin aren't special either. They basically gave away Kimbrel to get out of that horrific Upton contract.

Wisler is a decent pitching prospect.

How the (frank) did they move Upton's contract?
- PhillySportsGuy

Padres going for it.

He doesn't suck, but he isn't good.

Apparently, the prospects aren't great. Maybin and Quentin aren't special either. They basically gave away Kimbrel to get out of that horrific Upton contract.

Wisler is a decent pitching prospect.
- PhillySportsGuy

you think it would be inappropriate after the final flyers game this season if I go in gaymeday and ask for a roll call of those of them who live within 50 miles of philly & actually attended a game in person at the wells fargo center and those who did not attended should shut the (frank) up and go (frank) their mothers cause they have no right to female dog and (frank)ing moan on a pedophile infested message board like they had even a shred of vested interest in the (frank)ing team after I spent in excess of 10,000 cocksucking dollars while they all just sit there with multiple tabs open pulling their puds thinking they have a mother(frank)ing social life?

you think it would be inappropriate after the final flyers game this season if I go in gaymeday and ask for a roll call of those of them who live within 50 miles of philly & actually attended a game in person at the wells fargo center and those who did not attended should shut the (frank) up and go (frank) their mothers cause they have no right to female dog and (frank)ing moan on a pedophile infested message board like they had even a shred of vested interest in the (frank)ing team after I spent in excess of 10,000 cocksucking dollars while they all just sit there with multiple tabs open pulling their puds thinking they have a mother(frank)ing social life?
- watsonnostaw

I would use penguinnevada when delivering this

I would use penguinnevada when delivering this
- PhillySportsGuy

10-4

Bradley ‏@bradleyc4 3m3 minutes ago

The Braves were able to dump BJ Upton's contract? Smooth.

Kyle Kendrick is the Rockies opening day starter. Lolzzzz

Kyle Kendrick is the Rockies opening day starter. Lolzzzz
- PhillySportsGuy

good start by the Red Sox

good start by the Red Sox
- watsonnostaw

Nothing like losing to my family rival's team

Nothing like losing to my family rival's team
- PhillySportsGuy

good to see hamels trade value plummeting

good to see hamels trade value plummeting
- watsonnostaw

good to see plenty of blue seats on opening day, ofcourse the weather sucks today

Boston 2B Dustin Pedroia crushed a pair of solo homers today. Pedroia, Carlton Fisk (1973) and
Carl Yasztrzemski (1968) are the only Red Sox to hit two HRs on opening day.

Boston 2B Dustin Pedroia crushed a pair of solo homers today. Pedroia, Carlton Fisk (1973) and
Carl Yasztrzemski (1968) are the only Red Sox to hit two HRs on opening day.
- BingoLady

only 1 of those banana eaters is a world series champion

also, clever spelling of Yastrzemski

only 1 of those banana eaters is a world series champion

also, clever spelling of Yastrzemski
- watsonnostaw

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