You love him
- PhillySportsGuy

watson is on record as loving him

the remy of phillies baseball

please god dismantle the cubs

my aunt in nyc has texted me variations of "utley is a piece of shit" for the past 3 days multiple times a day.

i wouldve killed for a HR there
- Crimsoninja

Love how they named their right field stands after him

please god dismantle the cubs
- Crimsoninja

No. No no no no

No. No no no no
- PhillySportsGuy

i miss the omar minaya era

Mets Cubs

i miss the omar minaya era
- Crimsoninja

sometimes i get fixated on the buttons on top of the hats. its so weird that they are usually different colors than the main part of the hat they are on, rather than just blending in


its beyond weird imo that the ONLY part of the entire phillies usual home and away uniforms that is blue is the (frank)ing hat button
- Crimsoninja

what about the stars?

the stars are key.

watson is on record as loving him

the remy of phillies baseball
- Crimsoninja

he has been at the compound, albeit briefly

he has been at the compound, albeit briefly
- watsonnostaw

For a dog thing?

For a dog thing?
- PhillySportsGuy

to pick his (frank)ing wife up after a (frank)ing fundraiser that she and the missus attended with some other do gooders

i just picture him laying on the horn until she came out to the car

i just picture him laying on the horn until she came out to the car
- Crimsoninja

"Jennifer (frank)ing Utley, get in the car"

"Jennifer (frank)ing Utley, get in the car"
- PhillySportsGuy

i'd like to slide into her hard until it breaks her legs.

i'd like to slide into her hard until it breaks her legs.
- kicksave856

This was strange, but the effort is definitely appreciated

This was strange, but the effort is definitely appreciated
- PhillySportsGuy

yeah

yeah
- Crimsoninja

lol

i laughed so hard at how stupid it was as i was posting it.

lol

i laughed so hard at how stupid it was as i was posting it.
- kicksave856

always satisfying

to pick his (frank)ing wife up after a (frank)ing fundraiser that she and the missus attended with some other do gooders
- watsonnostaw

he came in to meet the children, most notably one eye

he came in to meet the children, most notably one eye
- watsonnostaw

bet he would have done a whippet if offered

bet he would have done a whippet if offered
- Crimsoninja

he was more interested in the dogs and the missus with her cleavage

how bout you lose the (frank)ing toque Madden


the Douche Arians of MLB

how bout you lose the (frank)ing toque Madden


the Douche Arians of MLB
- Crimsoninja

you are so bitter