#NeckTattooDynasty
- penguininnevada

oh poop. i didn't know he had one.

OMG THEY'RE GONNA WIN THE WORLD SERIES

philadelphia.

city of champions.

Cabrera a Philadelphia (frank)ing Phillie
- penguininnevada

I was about to meh the move because I assumed it was Miguel


but at least i know him. Who the (frank) is Astrudel????

I was about to meh the move because I assumed it was Miguel


but at least i know him. Who the (frank) is Astrudel????
- Crimsoninja

you never had a strudel?

you never had a strudel?
- penguininnevada

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ38PGV_3wg

it was one thing when the Mets players started wearing this bullpoop neon highlighter crap but now it's spread to other teams?



If a genie granted me 1,000 wishes I would use all 1,000 to secure that the league immediately folds

Tampa Gay has an awesome starting pitcher rotation depth chart right now

Over the last few days I have slowly molded myself into the world's foremost authority on:

the 2018 Philadelphia Phillies

Over the last few days I have slowly molded myself into the world's foremost authority on:

the 2018 Philadelphia Phillies
- Crimsoninja

Who is the best player?

Who is the best player?
- PhillySportsGuy

looks like we won't be seeing crims around here for awhile.

Who is the best player?
- PhillySportsGuy

I seriously love how Charlie Manuel refers to it as 208 on a consistent basis

the strike zone box on some broadcasts is the worst thing in the history of civilization

just watched a recap of that comeback batflip inning of Jays/Rangers

forgot how unbelievabley (frank)ed up the ass my boy Hamels got by his own teammates. there were like 4 errors in there

just watched a recap of that comeback batflip inning of Jays/Rangers

forgot how unbelievabley (frank)ed up the ass my boy Hamels got by his own teammates. there were like 4 errors in there
- Crimsoninja

bastard has been reborn since joining the cubs

bastard has been reborn since joining the cubs
- Gramps28

eat a dick

weird to see phillies players wearing high socks

think i only really remember jimmy doing it for a brief stretch

weird to see phillies players wearing high socks

think i only really remember jimmy doing it for a brief stretch
- Crimsoninja

your sickening love of hunter pence comes to mind

your sickening love of hunter pence comes to mind
- penguininnevada

forgot about his entire existence

Phillies
Jorge Alfaro: "EL OSO"
Victor Arano: "EL WEY"
Jake Arrieta: "SNAKE"
Asdrubal Cabrera: "CHIQUITÍN"
J.P. Crawford: "CRAW"
Austin Davis: "BIG FUDGE"
Enyel De Los Santos: "DE LOS SANTOS"
Seranthony Dominguez: "SIR ANTHONY"
Jerad Eickhoff: "EICK"
Zach Eflin: "EF"
Pedro Florimon: "DON RAMÓN"
Maikel Franco: "COMPA F"
Luis Garcia: "COMPA G"
Cesar Hernandez: "CESITA"
Odubel Herrera: "TORITO"
Rhys Hoskins: "BIG FELLA"
Tommy Hunter: "BIGGER FELLA"
Scott Kingery: "JETPAX"
Andrew Knapp: "KNAPP TIME"
Aaron Loup: "WOLF"
Adam Morgan: "A-MO"
Pat Neshek: "NESHEK"
Aaron Nola: "NOLS"
Roman Quinn: "ROME"
Nick Pivetta: "PIVETTA"
Wilson Ramos: "BUFFALO"
Carlos Santana: "SLAMTANA"
Vince Velasquez: "VICENTE"
Nick Williams: "NICKY DUBS"

ok i chuckled at PIVETTA

- KINGKENZO

getting lit up and eliminated from the gayoffs

i knew Nola was doing great but had no clue he might actually win the Cy Young this year damn



also my boy Hamels still tearing it up with the (frank)ing cubs