oh jesus christ.

ruben! ruben! (frank) you, ruben!
- kicksave856

your number 6 hole hitter

your number 6 hole hitter


- watsonnostaw

jesus christ, ruben.

jesus christ, ruben.
- kicksave856

- watsonnostaw

good thing his name isnt Elavator

amirite?

- watsonnostaw

seriously it is legit unbe(frank)able that abreu is back

seriously it is legit unbe(frank)able that abreu is back
- Crimsoninja

i think i'm still in shock.

I DIDN'T LIKE HIM WHEN HE WAS GOOD!

your number 6 hole hitter


- watsonnostaw

seriously it is legit unbe(frank)able that abreu is back
- Crimsoninja

maybe they can trade him and win a world series 2 years later again

The Hall of Fame announced cap selections for the 2014 class plaques

The Hall of Fame announced on Thursday cap selections that will appear on the plaques for pitcher Greg Maddux and manager Tony La Russa both have opted for no team logo.

Each inductee explained his reasoning for their selections:

La Russa: "The Chicago White Sox gave me my start in the game as a big league manager for my first eight seasons in my 33-year managerial career. In Oakland, we recorded four first-place finishes in 10 years, winning three pennants and a World Series. And in St. Louis, our clubs won three pennants and two titles in 16 years. It's the totality of the success of each of those three teams that led me to Cooperstown, so I am choosing to not feature a logo so that fans of all clubs can celebrate this honor with me and to make it all about me and my self centric ways."

Maddux: "My wife Kathy and I grew up in baseball in Chicago, and then we had just an amazing experience in Atlanta with the Braves. It's impossible for me to choose one of those teams for my Hall of Fame plaque, as the fans of both clubs in each of those cities were so wonderful. I can't think of having my Hall of Fame induction without support of both of those fan bases, so, for that reason, the cap on my Hall of Fame plaque will not feature a logo but a resemblance of a big black dildo."

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Phils host Brewers for 2014 Home Opener

Ryan Braun will go 5 for 5 with 5 homeruns
- watsonnostaw

bump

(frank)ing mike missanelli was talking about bobby abreu and said "what was his number, even? he was so insignificant to me i don't even remember what number he wore". but that mother (frank)er haunted me so bad playing so god damned soft that i said, out loud and with much disdain in my voice, "fifty (frank)ing three". because i can still see him in my mind. i can still see him galloping at half-speed and taking a ball on the hop that was an out if literally anybody else was in right field.


man, (frank) that clown.

(frank)ing mike missanelli was talking about bobby abreu and said "what was his number, even? he was so insignificant to me i don't even remember what number he wore". but that mother (frank)er haunted me so bad playing so god damned soft that i said, out loud and with much disdain in my voice, "fifty (frank)ing three". because i can still see him in my mind. i can still see him galloping at half-speed and taking a ball on the hop that was an out if literally anybody else was in right field.


man, (frank) that clown.
- kicksave856

#53 PLAYED 1353 GAMES AS A PHILLIES HUMP, DIDNT MISSA(frank)ENWHOANELLI SERVE AS POST GAME HOST ON THE TV FOR GAMES ON 17 BEFORE COMCAST poop ON HIS PARADE?

#53 PLAYED 1353 GAMES AS A PHILLIES HUMP, DIDNT MISSA(frank)ENWHOANELLI SERVE AS POST GAME HOST ON THE TV FOR GAMES ON 17 BEFORE COMCAST poop ON HIS PARADE?
- watsonnostaw

oh does 17 not have any phils games anymore? i never read anything about the new tv deal believe it or not.

you'd have to cut the brake lines in abreu's car to get him to run into a wall.

oh does 17 not have any phils games anymore? i never read anything about the new tv deal believe it or not.
- kicksave856

nope, all on comcast sportsnet, comcast network and nbc10, unless a national game on ESPN

you'd have to cut the brake lines in abreu's car to get him to run into a wall.
- kicksave856

aaron rowand did that and what did the Phillies get out of it?

nope, all on comcast sportsnet, comcast network and nbc10, unless a national game on ESPN
- watsonnostaw

i think missanelli did some work with nbc10 last year. maybe he'll still get to do some phillies poop with them?

aaron rowand did that and what did the Phillies get out of it?
- watsonnostaw

the phillies got an out.

the phillies got an out.
- kicksave856

and people female doging the wall was too hard

- watsonnostaw

i got to the stroke he seems to have at around 18 seconds.

and people female doging the wall was too hard
- watsonnostaw

that's right. they added padding or something didn't they? i forgot about that hullabaloo.