vegan chocolate chip cookies

considering it all could have happened with me never living in indiana, not really.
- Gramps28

Very true, but you had good intentions. And that was very admirable of you *bows*

Very true, but you had good intentions. And that was very admirable of you *bows*
- TheCat29

- watsonnostaw

- TheCat29

you can sandwich-press anything if you put your mind to it

just sandwich pressed a make shift bobo grilled cheese with naan bread and whipped chives cream cheese

not the first time, not the last

you can sandwich-press anything if you put your mind to it

just sandwich pressed a make shift bobo grilled cheese with naan bread and whipped chives cream cheese

not the first time, not the last
- Shutdown

This will not go unrewarded

This will not go unrewarded
- Crimsoninja

do you have access to the whipped cream cheese and if so, do you have access to the chive flavoured one. not sure we have any other flavours here

do you have access to the whipped cream cheese and if so, do you have access to the chive flavoured one. not sure we have any other flavours here
- Shutdown

i do not know the answers you seek but i vow to seek them out

i do not know the answers you seek but i vow to seek them out
- Crimsoninja

the brand is philadelphia cream cheese, i don't know if you're familiar with philadelphia cream cheese but this particular whipped chive-flavoured cream cheese is from a company known as the philadelphia cream cheese company

(frank)ing guy lives in the mother(frank)ing city that bears the name of most popular brand of cream cheese in this country and he doesn't know the answer.

good grief

got dammit

i know the brand but i mean unless i have bagels in hand im not going near the cream cheese aisle

i dont think ive ever bought any flavor other than plain

Philadelphia Cream Cheese is not from Philadelphia. It’s not made here now, nor was it at any point in its 135-year history. The archetype of the thick spread that’s become part of the American breakfast canon was first developed and produced in upstate New York.

In fact, the “Philadelphia” in the name stems not from location, but from reputation.

In 1880, when New York cheese broker Alvah Reynolds pitched New York dairyman William Lawrence on creating better branding for his new product — which was richer, creamier and fresher than the more common Neufchatel cheese — Philly was widely considered the country’s top spot for high-quality dairy.

i never meant to infer crims did not know i was referring to the philadelphia cream cheese company i just wanted to make sure he knew the brand to seek out

when i think philly i think top spot for high-quality dairy

Philadelphia Cream Cheese is not from Philadelphia. It’s not made here now, nor was it at any point in its 135-year history. The archetype of the thick spread that’s become part of the American breakfast canon was first developed and produced in upstate New York.

In fact, the “Philadelphia” in the name stems not from location, but from reputation.

In 1880, when New York cheese broker Alvah Reynolds pitched New York dairyman William Lawrence on creating better branding for his new product — which was richer, creamier and fresher than the more common Neufchatel cheese — Philly was widely considered the country’s top spot for high-quality dairy.
- Crimsoninja

oh snap suck on that cheese old man

you can sandwich-press anything if you put your mind to it

just sandwich pressed a make shift bobo grilled cheese with naan bread and whipped chives cream cheese

not the first time, not the last
- Shutdown

i do not know the answers you seek but i vow to seek them out
- Crimsoninja

please don't use seek twice in a sentence like that.

when i think philly i think top spot for high-quality dairy
- Shutdown

our cows walk the streets.

check out fat tuesday on south street on a saturday night.

and the pizza place under the stairs.

please don't use seek twice in a sentence like that.
- kicksave856

ugh yeah that was bad

ugh yeah that was bad
- Crimsoninja

i was just busting your balls.

look at my cow joke. that wasn't very good if it makes you feel any better.

ugh yeah that was bad
- Crimsoninja

embrace it

i do that junk all the time

embrace it

i do that junk all the time
- daeth

i will be on the lookout for these mistakes and point them out every chance i get to prove to you (to myself) my superiority.

i will be on the lookout for these mistakes and point them out every chance i get to prove to you (to myself) my superiority.
- kicksave856

i live for these moments