so (frank)ing pissed I was not informed of this restaurant when I was there

(frank)ing translator tour guides, (frank) em all


- watsonnostaw

i'd kill to see you leering inquisitively at everyone from the bar there

i just ate a pear without running water over it

i just ate a pear without running water over it
- the_cause2000

RIP

please change your avatar back before you die so when we read your old posts we get to really reminisce about the pig we remember.

RIP

please change your avatar back before you die so when we read your old posts we get to really reminisce about the pig we remember.
- kicksave856

One of you arseholes better resurrect my Tombstone thread after I'm gone.

One of you arseholes better resurrect my Tombstone thread after I'm gone.
- the_cause2000

i want everything on my tombstone.

shvinggy can explain.

One of you arseholes better resurrect my Tombstone thread after I'm gone.
- the_cause2000

i'm not doing poop for anyone who eats fruit covered in fecal matter and boogers.

i'm not doing poop for anyone who eats fruit covered in fecal matter and boogers.
- -davies-

look if you're unfortunate enough to be in a situation where you're about to consume a fruit that has poop or whatever on it, running tap water on it wont do poop. It'll just soften up the dormant poop.

Everything unpealed is exposed to something. Thats life baby

look if you're unfortunate enough to be in a situation where you're about to consume a fruit that has poop or whatever on it, running tap water on it wont do poop. It'll just soften up the dormant poop.

Everything unpealed is exposed to something. Thats life baby
- the_cause2000

even if you peel it, you should clean the skin first, or you're just dragging everything through the fruit with the dirty knife.
i wash it and dry it briskly. i will continue to make every effort to remove the fecal matter deposited on the fruit by mutants in the grocery store.

do you care if restaurants are dirty?

on a related note, the bar i go to regularly has a popcorn machine. i used to eat it sometimes but now after years of watching people come out of the bathroom without washing their hands and start handling the popcorn stuff i want to hurl very time i think about it.

even if you peel it, you should clean the skin first, or you're just dragging everything through the fruit with the dirty knife.
i wash it and dry it briskly. i will continue to make every effort to remove the fecal matter deposited on the fruit by mutants in the grocery store.

do you care if restaurants are dirty?

on a related note, the bar i go to regularly has a popcorn machine. i used to eat it sometimes but now after years of watching people come out of the bathroom without washing their hands and start handling the popcorn stuff i want to hurl very time i think about it.




- -davies-

poopcorn machine

even if you peel it, you should clean the skin first, i wash it and dry it briskly.


- -davies-

now

poopcorn machine
- kicksave856

Fruit of the Looms

now
- the_cause2000

smack it up flip it rub it down











OH NOES!

poopcorn machine
- kicksave856

no lie i thought of you as i typed it, you would be HORRIFIED by the popcorn machine

now
- the_cause2000

no thanks fecalboy

no lie i thought of you as i typed it, you would be HORRIFIED by the popcorn machine
- -davies-

we've been serving people left and right.

when donut and pook and the crew are on the way we fire up the poopcorn machine because they'll eat anything.

i always cringe while i watch them shoveling poopcorn into their mouths like it's the last meal they'll ever get.

we've been serving people left and right.

when donut and pook and the crew are on the way we fire up the poopcorn machine because they'll eat anything.

i always cringe while i watch them shoveling poopcorn into their mouths like it's the last meal they'll ever get.
- kicksave856

wait you have a popcorn machine at work??

im legit surprised that some of you eat out at restaurants

do you have any idea what goes on back there?

wait you have a popcorn machine at work??
- -davies-

Oh yes. And its completely contaminated. It sat in the backroom for the first year Iworked here. With popcorn in the bottom of it.

im legit surprised that some of you eat out at restaurants

do you have any idea what goes on back there?
- Crimsoninja

i worked in a restaurant, we were clean

obviously there is a risk at some places... i don't see how that translates to "give up, eat poop and boogers everyday"

Pb&j, chocolate milk (16 ounces)

Oh yes. And its completely contaminated. It sat in the backroom for the first year Iworked here. With popcorn in the bottom of it.
- kicksave856

mortifying

i worked in a restaurant, we were clean

obviously there is a risk at some places... i don't see how that translates to "give up, eat poop and boogers everyday"
- -davies-

im sure there is no invisible fecal matter in restaurant kitchens

green smoothie made from rinsed, soaked, and rinsed again kale spinach lettuce apple banana with frozen blueberries from the quebec area

green smoothie made from rinsed, soaked, and rinsed again kale spinach lettuce apple banana with frozen blueberries from the quebec area
- -davies-

im sure there is no invisible fecal matter in restaurant kitchens
- Crimsoninja

i said...

obviously there is a risk at some places...

and i cannot see how that equates to just giving up entirely