do you prefer frosted or plain tarts?
- watsonnostaw

i havent had a non-smores pt since the (frank)ing 80s

i havent had a non-smores pt since the (frank)ing 80s
- Crimsoninja

i find the cinnamon one acceptable as well.

also the chocolate peanut butter one.

you break your streak without me, bro?
- kicksave856

?

?
- watsonnostaw

that's the diet of a person who did half an 8 ball the night before.

that's the diet of a person who did half an 8 ball the night before.
- kicksave856

its also a diet of a person who started a hike at 7Am with the temp around 70 on the crossman peak trail, a (frank)ing trail ends at 5000 ft in the (frank)ing moutains when the temp was 100 (frank)ing degrees, I was dehydrated and slightly hallucinating while the missus mocked me and called me limp boy, now she out partying around town while I puss away in a hotel room ordering a constant stream of room service hitting on the delivery boy...he is almost totally freaked out

of course she had to pick the most difficult trail, etc just to belittle me, no (frank)ing way i can do a (frank)ing marathon without dying

ordering a constant stream of room service >
- watsonnostaw

its also a diet of a person who started a hike at 7Am with the temp around 70 on the crossman peak trail, a (frank)ing trail ends at 5000 ft in the (frank)ing moutains when the temp was 100 (frank)ing degrees, I was dehydrated and slightly hallucinating while the missus mocked me and called me limp boy, now she out partying around town while I puss away in a hotel room ordering a constant stream of room service hitting on the delivery boy...he is almost totally freaked out

of course she had to pick the most difficult trail, etc just to belittle me, no (frank)ing way i can do a (frank)ing marathon without dying

- watsonnostaw

okay. that's fine.

but don't you dare have a drink without me.

okay. that's fine.

but don't you dare have a drink without me.
- kicksave856

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smores (with milk) is the only acceptable flavor
- Crimsoninja

I do eat the smores ones once in a while. I don't like talking about it though.

276
- watsonnostaw

i still can't even understand. it baffles me that you'd do this to yourself.

I do eat the smores ones once in a while. I don't like talking about it though.
- daeth

heroin is healthier than pop tarts.

I do eat the smores ones once in a while. I don't like talking about it though.
- daeth

if you do so without toasting you are dead to us

this is true.

answer carefully.

Worst burger out there.
- dt99999

sad that you feel the need to resort to this sort of baseless slander as retaliation for my previous Matin venom

sad that you feel the need to resort to this sort of baseless slander as retaliation for my previous Matin venom
- Crimsoninja

they use mad cow meat up there

if you do so without toasting you are dead to us
- Crimsoninja

definitely don't toast them. They're already stale enough. Toasting them just makes that problem worse.

definitely don't toast them. They're already stale enough. Toasting them just makes that problem worse.
- daeth

you are lost in the world, daeth.

if anything toasting a pop tart softens it up.

smh

definitely don't toast them. They're already stale enough. Toasting them just makes that problem worse.
- daeth

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definitely don't toast them. They're already stale enough. Toasting them just makes that problem worse.
- daeth

you're a (frank)ing sociopath

if anything toasting makes them less stale. WAY LESS!!!!!!!!

you're a (frank)ing sociopath

if anything toasting makes them less stale. WAY LESS!!!!!!!!
- Crimsoninja

his toaster is set to 27.

he burns them to a (frank)ing crisp.


dead
to
us

definitely don't toast them. They're already stale enough. Toasting them just makes that problem worse.
- daeth

welcome to the ignore list (frank)o

If I knew this would get you guys to avoid me I would've said this way earlier.

If I knew this would get you guys to avoid me I would've said this way earlier.
- daeth

go burn some pop tarts, buddy.

If I knew this would get you guys to avoid me I would've said this way earlier.
- daeth

keep posting when the new site is launched in 2018