you know how those arizona whores are
- watsonnostaw

i sure do
left there as soon as was feasible, state full of douchebags

showed up for me. actually a pretty funny read.

she acknowledges the lack of the P in her lip movements
- Crimsoninja

so she admits to saying stahhh

so she admits to saying stahhh
- -davies-

ty

lol at all


our mailman pucio retired last year, new guy doesn't even know enough to befriend people to get a christmas tip, (frank) him
- -davies-

We give Tom a Tim Horton's gift card each year. His truck always has 3-4 Timmy Hos cups on the dash.

jesus at least comb your hair

hitched at 22
- -davies-

She looks tired already.

Peter Pan peanut butter on Martin's potato bread washed down with 2% milk in a Deer Park water bottle

Peter Pan peanut butter on Martin's potato bread washed down with 2% milk in a Deer Park water bottle
- Crimsoninja

skippy or get the (frank) lost

big jif fan here

big jif fan here
- kicksave856

die

die
- watsonnostaw

i know you don't really mean that.

couldn't tell you the last time i had peanut butter

couldn't tell you the last time i had peanut butter
- -davies-

its because you hate milk

born and raised on Peter Pan

ive tried all sorts of other mainstream and hipster varieties but i always come back to the Pan

born and raised on Peter Pan

ive tried all sorts of other mainstream and hipster varieties but i always come back to the Pan
- Crimsoninja

In February 2007, Peter Pan peanut butters were linked to 425 cases of salmonella across the United States. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention officials believe this is the first salmonella outbreak involving peanut butter to occur in the United States.

In February 2007, Peter Pan peanut butters were linked to 425 cases of salmonella across the United States. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention officials believe this is the first salmonella outbreak involving peanut butter to occur in the United States.
- PhillySportsGuy

yeah it's hardcore poop

yeah it's hardcore poop
- Crimsoninja

The peanut butter or the side effects?

The peanut butter or the side effects?
- PhillySportsGuy

the mr.peanut effect

its because you hate milk
- Crimsoninja

no no i love drinking it at room temp out of an old plastic bottle

no no i love drinking it at room temp out of an old plastic bottle
- -davies-

WE HAVE A FRIDGE ON PREMISES


but that's another story. People leave poop in there until it becomes rotton. It's un (frank)ing real. Thankfully someone cleans it out like once a month. I just dont understand how people can live like animals like that

WE HAVE A FRIDGE ON PREMISES


but that's another story. People leave poop in there until it becomes rotton. It's un (frank)ing real. Thankfully someone cleans it out like once a month. I just dont understand how people can live like animals like that
- Crimsoninja

refined people spend their mornings carefully pouring milk into an old plastic bottle to take to work with them

WE HAVE A FRIDGE ON PREMISES


but that's another story. People leave poop in there until it becomes rotton. It's un (frank)ing real. Thankfully someone cleans it out like once a month. I just dont understand how people can live like animals like that
- Crimsoninja

what in heaven!?!?!?

refined people spend their mornings carefully pouring milk into an old plastic bottle to take to work with them
- -davies-

that's when a milk bag really comes in handy.

seriously though what is with you people and the milk with meals after the age of 6

that's when a milk bag really comes in handy.
- dt99999

yeah i bet

refined people spend their mornings carefully pouring milk into an old plastic bottle to take to work with them
- -davies-

it is a perfectly legitimate form of milk transportation, IMHO!!