- Jack Edwards

- watsonnostaw

wow, she never saw it coming.

wow, she never saw it coming.
- kicksave856

the fact she closed the fridge without a proper beverage in her hand justifies it all

- watsonnostaw

Horseshit. Look how he pulls his arm back immediately. No follow through and skid marks show on tighty whities. Fail in every direction.

- kicksave856

ty u

- kicksave856

i saw this before the post that lead to this. now everything is clear.

ty u
- Don'tForgetTocchet

143

i saw this before the post that lead to this. now everything is clear.
- Shutdown

well, really it should have been pretty clear anyway.








fukin foreigners.

well, really it should have been pretty clear anyway.








fukin foreigners.
- Don'tForgetTocchet

fag

fag
- Shutdown

- watsonnostaw

that reminds me of the time I met Richard Nixon. He was the President of the United States at the time and I went in to talk to him about maybe offering my services as an "unofficial drug agent" for the AFT. He kept asking me how the young people viewed him and what they were saying about him. I said "Listen here Tricky Richard, I'ma offering my service to my country here. I wanna help all the kids out there stay clean and offa drugs. I hope you take me seriously in my offer and we can fix this country and make sure these kids don't turn into greasy hippies like those Beatles guys from England". Richard Nixon said to me "Do you know the Beatles personally Mr. Presley" (he liked to call me Mr. Presley as he had great respect for me and my music), and I said yeah Richardy sure I do but lets get back on topic, I wanna work for the AFT and he went back into the whole What are the Beatles like and what do they think of me, do they like me? I said Nixon, female dog you're sounding like a broken record and not a particularly good one, kinda like a Jerry Lee Lewis one. That MF'er thought he was gonna take my place as the King of Rock and Roll, but he was stupid and publicly married his cousin. Christsakes boy, you can bang your 13 year ol cousin all you want, I buggered mine 3 was from Sunday, laid pipe to her in everyway possible. I gave her arabian goggles, grumpkin, the zombie mask, the teabag, the craig mctavish,the double dion, the minivan, the shocker the phaser, I mean I laid everything on this chick, but did I marry her???? Jesuschrist Jerry Lee what the hell you thinkin' boy???? Anyways, where was I , oh yeah fried banana sandwhiches, hells yes they are a hunkahunka good eatin right there. I used to get Priscella all naked and lick peanut butter off her inner thighs and then she would rub some PB and Jelly (female dog loves her jelly, used to joke about the difference between jelly and jam was that I couldn't jelly Lil' Elvis down her throat), on my taint and go to town like an ol hound dog trying to dig up a gopher, I sure loved that girl, wasn't afraid of a little back door play even when I might have gained 10 or 100 pounds. I started layin into her over in Germany, she couldn't have been much older the Jerrys cousin but I was smart enough to keep it out of the papers. Anyways where was I, oh right so Tricky Richard Nixon should have listened to me and he probably wouldn't have had all that trouble at the hotel, or hell I probably could have given those jews who broke the story some autographs and some tickets to see me in Hawaii or Florida and he wouldn't have had to leave office.
- TheKing

[quote=PoileRulezzzYo]
until i got to "mr. presley" i thought this was an eklund quote.

Maybe so. But personally I can tell watching a player if he's not 100% and take that into consideration. And I think the informed and intelligent fan can make that distinction also. Reputations for players are going to be formed regardless of medical info being forthcoming. We see that over and over and time and again. That's just the way it is and the way it's always been.
- MJL

- watsonnostaw

Are people really allowed to do this?

Are people really allowed to do this?
- Flyfreaky

i think its staged

Are people really allowed to do this?
- Flyfreaky

make fake vids?

My post was apparently not Elite.