drug tests...

I had to tell my mom I smoked mad amounts of marijuana.
- GirouxForTheShow

my mom found my roommate's bong when I was in rez. He had been kicked out, and left it in the room... so, on top of the massive mess I had left, I was screwed

you shouldn't lie to your mom like that
- Gbaby

agreed, using the word pothead isn't good, you say pothead, they know you smoke

Yeah, isolated incident.

"I swear mom, it was a one time thing"

stfu, parents don't buy that poop anymore. I told my mom I wasn't a pot head, that's all she really needed to hear.
- GirouxForTheShow

she was probably having guys do lines off her ass in 1992,

after you told her she probably searched your room when you werent there looking to bogart some of your stash

my mom found my roommate's bong when I was in rez. He had been kicked out, and left it in the room... so, on top of the massive mess I had left, I was screwed
- Schenn-Sational!

If you get kicked out of rez does that mean they de-rez you?

blood tests
- Parti Quebecois

Oh, man. So did Jerry Springer tell you the bad news???

Oh, man. So did Jerry Springer tell you the bad news???
- PredsFan95

That he's french?

That he's french?
- Pikey

I thought that was a given....

I was referring to the fact that his cousin's girlfriend's best friends uncle's daughter is carrying his love child.

you shouldn't lie to your mom like that
- Gbaby

But I'm not a pothead...

my mom found my roommate's bong when I was in rez. He had been kicked out, and left it in the room... so, on top of the massive mess I had left, I was screwed
- Schenn-Sational!

I really don't think my mom cares about weed. My dad doesn't care that I drink. My dad thinks I party harder than I actually do. I'll walk out into the living room and he'll say "hey pal, how was the banger you snuck out to last night? Did you get laid?"

Except I didn't sneak out. I played NHL09 with Pecafan all night.

I really don't think my mom cares about weed. My dad doesn't care that I drink. My dad thinks I party harder than I actually do. I'll walk out into the living room and he'll say "hey pal, how was the banger you snuck out to last night? Did you get laid?"

Except I didn't sneak out. I played NHL09 with Pecafan all night.
- GirouxForTheShow

maybe thats just his way of telling you to get a life and do some of those things

maybe thats just his way of telling you to get a life and do some of those things
- Parti Quebecois

He know's I do. He just thinks I do it more often than I actually do.

Shave that poop and stop leaving it on urinals
- aightwebang17

I really don't think my mom cares about weed. My dad doesn't care that I drink. My dad thinks I party harder than I actually do. I'll walk out into the living room and he'll say "hey pal, how was the banger you snuck out to last night? Did you get laid?"

Except I didn't sneak out. I played NHL09 with Pecafan all night.
- GirouxForTheShow

yea, kinda the same story here, my parents think I was drinking every night in London

Shave that poop and stop leaving it on urinals
- aightwebang17

- Parti Quebecois

I shave my ass. Is that gay?

I don't know, I have a hairy ass, you gotta shave that poop. (no pun intended)

I thought that was a given....

I was referring to the fact that his cousin's girlfriend's best friends uncle's daughter is carrying his love child.
- PredsFan95

Could be worse. He could be french. Oh wait...

I shave my ass. Is that gay?

I don't know, I have a hairy ass, you gotta shave that poop. (no pun intended)
- GirouxForTheShow

It's not gay. Why would it be gay?

Strange, incredibly shallow and more than a little narcissistic maybe but no, not gay.

I shave my ass. Is that gay?

I don't know, I have a hairy ass, you gotta shave that poop. (no pun intended)
- GirouxForTheShow

Yikes

I shave my ass. Is that gay?

I don't know, I have a hairy ass, you gotta shave that poop. (no pun intended)
- GirouxForTheShow

the only thing gayer than that is Liberace...

the only thing gayer than that is Liberace...
- NashvilleFoppa

I'm pretty sure Liberace didn't shave his ass.

I'm pretty sure Liberace didn't shave his ass.
- asp1986

I'm pretty sure Liberace didn't shave his ass.
- asp1986

Says a little something about the extent of what you know.