Dude, you don't even know what a puck bunny is....a puck bunny is a female that only dates hockey players and goes to where hockey players are with the sole intention of getting with hockey players.....
- wisenheimer

and what is a hockey ho then smart guy?

fer fack sakes, you're a dummy aren't you?

people who refuse to put any condiments on their hoagie

and what is a hockey ho then smart guy?

fer fack sakes, you're a dummy aren't you?
- Future_GM

A hockey ho is a skank that only tries to (frank) hockey players. She basically gets passed around like the dinner roll basket at the table of a restaurant.

A hockey ho is a skank that only tries to (frank) hockey players.
- wisenheimer

and a puck bunny does what?

rest my case, thanks for pointing out the obvious to someone who's been explaining it the whole time, maybe next problem you have, i'll walk you through it just like we did today there junior

and a puck bunny does what?

rest my case, thanks for pointing out the obvious to someone who's been explaining it the whole time, maybe next problem you have, i'll walk you through it just like we did today there junior
- Future_GM

Jesus H Chr....Are you dense?

Dating, (frank)ing and wanting to marry a hockey player are 3 vastly different events.

Why the hell are you getting abusive about it?

and a puck bunny does what?

rest my case, thanks for pointing out the obvious to someone who's been explaining it the whole time, maybe next problem you have, i'll walk you through it just like we did today there junior
- Future_GM

I think you are missing the point. There is a distinct difference between preferring to date hockey players and bed hopping the team
70% of the guys I know play hockey 60% play ball - I've been a cleat clinger too.

anyway ..

I think you are missing the point. There is a distinct difference between preferring to date hockey players and bed hopping the team
70% of the guys I know play hockey 60% play ball - I've been a cleat clinger too.

anyway ..
- pengal

but do you put condiments on your hoagie???

but do you put condiments on your hoagie???
- Crimsoninja

Only the ones Dr. Huxtable makes.

but do you put condiments on your hoagie???
- Crimsoninja

1. I don't eat hoagies .. i eat subs
2. LOADED with mayo and mustard.

Jesus H Chr....Are you dense?

Dating, (frank)ing and wanting to marry a hockey player are 3 vastly different events.

Why the hell are you getting abusive about it?
- wisenheimer

you're the dense one

pucky bunnys *date*, hockey ho's *f*ck*? is that the differnce in your mind? if so you see how dense you are.

if a puck bunny dates 5 guys, and bangs all 5 in their *dating* time, and a ho bangs 5 guys and assumes their dating, whats the difference?

a puck bunny isn't a long term relationship type girl, a puck bunny is someone who shows up at all the games, dates a guy, and when they break up, she still shows up at the hockey games and dates other guys, these *dates* are considered *f#cks* as well, its not that complicated buddy it really isn't

girls just don't want to admit that the puck bunny and hockey ho is the exact same thing, which is ok by me, and with all my buddies that shared lots of puck bunny's over our years.

you may not know the difference yourself because you probably never played hockey, and if you did, you never played at a good enough level to have puck bunnies at your games all the time

tool

Only the ones Dr. Huxtable makes.


- wisenheimer

And look...Dave Chappelle was right, all black people DO love grape DRINK!

I think you are missing the point. There is a distinct difference between preferring to date hockey players and bed hopping the team
70% of the guys I know play hockey 60% play ball - I've been a cleat clinger too.

anyway ..
- pengal

so being a puck bunny who hops beds, vs a hockey ho that hops beds is different?

so being a puck bunny who hops beds, vs a hockey ho that hops beds is different?
- Future_GM

puck bunny doesn't hop beds. Just cuz I dated a hockey player doesn't mean I've slept with him .

you're the dense one

pucky bunnys *date*, hockey ho's *f*ck*? is that the differnce in your mind? if so you see how dense you are.

if a puck bunny dates 5 guys, and bangs all 5 in their *dating* time, and a ho bangs 5 guys and assumes their dating, whats the difference?

a puck bunny isn't a long term relationship type girl, a puck bunny is someone who shows up at all the games, dates a guy, and when they break up, she still shows up at the hockey games and dates other guys, these *dates* are considered *f#cks* as well, its not that complicated buddy it really isn't

girls just don't want to admit that the puck bunny and hockey ho is the exact same thing, which is ok by me, and with all my buddies that shared lots of puck bunny's over our years.

you may not know the difference yourself because you probably never played hockey, and if you did, you never played at a good enough level to have puck bunnies at your games all the time

tool
- Future_GM

puck bunny doesn't hop beds. Just cuz I dated a hockey player doesn't mean I've slept with him .
- pengal

sure

either way, you already admitted that you've dated more than 1 hockey player that played on the same team, they are essentially the same thing, its just who you talk to and what their definition is... you talk to any of your AAA or major junior friends and they'll tell ya a puck bunny and a hockey ho are the same by definition

man this got into a heated discussion for no apparent reason.... i love puck bunnies, geez

puck bunny doesn't hop beds. Just cuz I dated a hockey player doesn't mean I've slept with him .
- pengal

Who said anything about sleeping?

sure

either way, you already admitted that you've dated more than 1 hockey player that played on the same team, they are essentially the same thing, its just who you talk to and what their definition is... you talk to any of your AAA or major junior friends and they'll tell ya a puck bunny and a hockey ho are the same by definition

man this got into a heated discussion for no apparent reason.... i love puck bunnies, geez
- Future_GM

Probably because you started insulting me for no reason and now you are trying to look impressive to pengal by taking the fake highroad of the mess you began.

Not all puck bunnies are ho's.

Who said anything about sleeping?
- watsonnostaw

touche

1. I don't eat hoagies .. i eat subs
2. LOADED with mayo and mustard.
- pengal

- Crimsoninja

do they make veggie hoagies ?

do they make veggie hoagies ?
- pengal

of course

sure

either way, you already admitted that you've dated more than 1 hockey player that played on the same team, they are essentially the same thing, its just who you talk to and what their definition is... you talk to any of your AAA or major junior friends and they'll tell ya a puck bunny and a hockey ho are the same by definition

man this got into a heated discussion for no apparent reason.... i love puck bunnies, geez
- Future_GM

no .. my x used to talk about the hockey ho's that met the bus after a game. He would never have referred to a players girlfriend as that.
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of course
- Crimsoninja

the only place I ever saw that made hoagies, it was laden with meat and dripping with fat. Everywhere else sells subs.

the only place I ever saw that made hoagies, it was laden with meat and dripping with fat. Everywhere else sells subs.
- pengal

they are the same thing.
but i believe the term "sub" was invented by jsr or someone snide like him to infuriate me

no .. my x used to talk about the hockey ho's that met the bus after a game. He would never have referred to a players girlfriend as that.
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- pengal

Hockey ho's are distinctive by nature they are the ones hanging out where ever the hockey players are showing up all hooched up throwing it around like penny stocks.

"Hey number 9, I want you to shoot for my 5 hole! *bends over showing off treats* I'm pretty sure you're gonna score number 9! Go for the hat trick baby! I wanna play with your stick baby! Yeah, use your stick on my puck!"