Have you tried not getting drunk and falling down stairs every night?
- Pikey

no. i haven't.

thanks, lukin.
- kicksave856

thats what I am here for -- I am from the government

thats why I live in a one story house --- so that never happens to me
- lukin

- Pikey

its true -- when looking for house my wife found a 2 story she liked -- I asked her -- do you want me falling down the stairs like Chevy Chase on SNL? We found a nice rancher on an acre instead

its true -- when looking for house my wife found a 2 story she liked -- I asked her -- do you want me falling down the stairs like Chevy Chase on SNL? We found a nice rancher on an acre instead
- lukin

See, if only every alcoholic was so lucid when sober as to plan ahead for their drunkeness. You're a paragon.

See, if only every alcoholic was so lucid when sober as to plan ahead for their drunkeness. You're a paragon.
- Pikey

dude no need for personal attacks


I am a Lush -- and damn proud of it

dude no need for personal attacks


I am a Lush -- and damn proud of it
- lukin

Apologies. I didn't mean to suggest you had a severe dependency on alcohol...merely an extreme one.

Apologies. I didn't mean to suggest you had a severe dependency on alcohol...merely an extreme one.
- Pikey

I dont like your wording there

I dont like your wording there
- lukin

We're getting a little picky aren't we?

We're getting a little picky aren't we?
- Pikey

a little -- not drinking tonight