It's simple really. Turn off your computer. And I'll let you know when everyone nominates the both of you King of the world.
- N. Kulemin

You are the king of the world.

go get drunk and bang a teenage girl and then come back...
- Habs64

Save the jail bait for crims.

You are the king of the world.
- asp1986

*stretches arms out standing on the rail of the titanic*

It's definitely chodey douche because his last comment just gave me the douche chills something fierce
- cheatermcgirljeans

just because i don't find your type of humour funny?

*stretches arms out standing on the rail of the titanic*
- N. Kulemin

http://failblog.org/2008/02/17/titanic-fail/

Save the jail bait for crims.
- N. Kulemin

crims is a cougar man, pay attention.

crims is a cougar man, pay attention.
- Habs64

Here is something to think about, the ageing of women:

Cuties->jailbait->hottie->yummy mummy->milf->cougal->cougar->tranny granny.

Don't ask me why this went through my mind, I don't know.

Here is something to think about, the ageing of women:

Cuties->jailbait->hottie->yummy mummy->milf->cougal->cougar->tranny granny->jules

Don't ask me why this went through my mind, I don't know.
- braidan

Fixed

i hate that cable porn is becoming less and less frequent even showcase is slacking, thank god for bleu nuit! even though i dont know what they are saying, i guess you dont have to in a porn.

i hate that cable porn is becoming less and less frequent even showcase is slacking, thank god for bleu nuit! even though i dont know what they are saying, i guess you dont have to in a porn.
- sniper12

Last week I was watching TLC and there was a doctor playing with some patient's new boobs. This was at like 5:30.

Last week I was watching TLC and there was a doctor playing with some patient's new boobs. This was at like 5:30.
- ryan78

schwing!

Rick Reilly

i hate bandwagoners

i hate bandwagoners
- schenn2

Those damn Hamilton Coyotes fans ARE pretty annoying.

Those damn Hamilton Coyotes fans ARE pretty annoying.
- nfph

true say man, i sure hope they don't move
well to hamilton atleast

A Wednesday night where there isn't any playoff hockey to watch
And the Blue Jays game tonight isn't on tv
And I hate American Idol

A Wednesday night where there isn't any playoff hockey to watch
And the Blue Jays game tonight isn't on tv
And I hate American Idol
- justin

Memorial Cup game on the NHL Network right now

A Wednesday night where there isn't any playoff hockey to watch
And the Blue Jays game tonight isn't on tv
And I hate American Idol
- justin

yea i thought the game was on tonight!
i have work tomorrow! can't watch it!

The fake word "yummers."

The fake word "yummers."
- swartz619

how about "num nums"?

yea i thought the game was on tonight!
i have work tomorrow! can't watch it!
- schenn2

huh? it's on right now... you are awake... match made in heaven.

how about "num nums"?
- davies

Davies -6...or maybe it's +6. I still haven't read the rules that game.