It complicates things that you live in the US since you'll need to show a passport somewhere but your best bet it is to come into Canada and go to, say, Montreal. Then pay cash for a return bus ticket to Ottawa. Once you're near my place, put on a fake beard. Use my knife and gloves. Try to sever my brain stem with the first shot so I don't make noise. Bring a change of clothes for the ride back (blood goes everywhere). Change at my place and throw your bloodied clothes (take a plastic bag from my place) and fake beard into the nearby ottawa river, then return on the bus to Montreal. You can just leave the murder weapon at the scene since it's not traceable.

You're set.

You may want to shave off all your body and head hair as well so you don't leave any at the scene. Not sure if you have priors or not.
- Pikey

so you are asking me to shave my body hair and inviting me to get changed at your house.


fag.

so you are asking me to shave my body hair and inviting me to get changed at your house.


fag.
- kicksave856

So is that a no?

So is that a no?
- Pikey

never said that.

Good, problems solved for eveyone. Just one more month of hell. I never see gbaby on the XBOX anymore. Not sure what her deal is. Maybe she sold her box for tube socks. If you make a thread just be sure to have a newspaper article for KB.
- Pikey

any sign of mike?

never said that.
- kicksave856

any sign of mike?
- BingoLady

No, not that I know of.

No, not that I know of.
- Pikey

let's just face it: dellio killed mike.

let's just face it: dellio killed mike.
- kicksave856

I wonder how he did it. Data, I need data. I can't make bricks without clay.

I wonder how he did it. Data, I need data. I can't make bricks without clay.
- Pikey

roadside bomb.

roadside bomb.
- kicksave856

Of course. He lured Mike in by awarding him the MVM award in order to gain his street address so that he may mail him the award. Mike probably previously expressed his love of black pepper seasoned swine.

Of course. He lured Mike in by awarding him the MVM award in order to gain his street address so that he may mail him the award. Mike probably previously expressed his love of black pepper seasoned swine.
- Pikey

or maybe he just mailed him anthrax once he got his address.

or maybe he just mailed him anthrax once he got his address.
- kicksave856

You should ask him.

You should ask him.
- Pikey

no way. then he'll mail me anthrax.

no way. then he'll mail me anthrax.
- kicksave856

Don't worry. Canada Post is not very reliable.