people who yell strange things at you in the grocery store
- Gbaby

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people who yell strange things at you in the grocery store
- Gbaby

there was a meth head on a bus who was saying some really interesting things once. He looked like a more skeletal, less toothy version of James Carville. Some wisdoms:

"I died in WW3"
"I got arrested for stealing 10 BILLION dollars, and they gave me 10 years for that, just for stealing some money!"
"I'm not allowed in Texas, I got kicked out 3 times, they wait for me at the border, one time, I walked up to the border and they were waiting for me, and told me not to step in to texas, but I did, and they kicked me out"

Those are the 3 that stood out to me. I wasn't the person he was talking/spitting to, it was two frosh girls who were very very frightened.

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- bubblez_1983

I think motorboat sounds are more appropriate.

don't know if there are gonna be any more dates

I'm debating the merits of trying to be friends with her, and then going for the roommate... I have the feeling that wouldn't end well though
- Feeling Glucky?

ask if she's down with a menage et trois
she will be disgusted and tell the roomate about it... who will sympathize at first, but still be intrigued and flattered at her inclusion..

then place a call.. an invitation to a friendly lunch.. and the switch is complete



either that or the first girl will be into it and you get a nice threesome



PS this was a plot line to an episode of Full House, i believe

ask if she's down with a menage et trois
she will be disgusted and tell the roomate about it... who will sympathize at first, but still be intrigued and flattered at her inclusion..

then place a call.. an invitation to a friendly lunch.. and the switch is complete



either that or the first girl will be into it and you get a nice threesome



PS this was a plot line to an episode of Full House, i believe
- Crimsoninja

actually, I already know threesomes are out of the question... they were talking about a friend who had met a girl online, and wound up in a 3some, and the other guy who was with us was trying to ask the girls to set one up for him online.


they're kinda crazy people.

ask if she's down with a menage et trois
she will be disgusted and tell the roomate about it... who will sympathize at first, but still be intrigued and flattered at her inclusion..

then place a call.. an invitation to a friendly lunch.. and the switch is complete



either that or the first girl will be into it and you get a nice threesome



PS this was a plot line to an episode of Full House, i believe
- Crimsoninja

Seinfeld - velvet George

canned peas

Johnnie Fairplay

Seinfeld - velvet George
- pengal