I had three middle-aged women come on to me today. What the (frank)??? Makes me think I'm too ugly for younger women but just right for a 40 year old.

The worst thing: none of the middle aged women are Davies (I think).
- Pikey

what if all 3 of them were davies, though?

I had three middle-aged women come on to me today. What the (frank)??? Makes me think I'm too ugly for younger women but just right for a 40 year old.

The worst thing: none of the middle aged women are Davies (I think).
- Pikey

middle aged woman give better bj's

I had three middle-aged women come on to me today. What the (frank)??? Makes me think I'm too ugly for younger women but just right for a 40 year old.

The worst thing: none of the middle aged women are Davies (I think).
- Pikey

hallucinations. it was prax.

I had three middle-aged women come on to me today. What the (frank)??? Makes me think I'm too ugly for younger women but just right for a 40 year old.

The worst thing: none of the middle aged women are Davies (I think).
- Pikey

wtf bumhole

it actually happens to me a lot. sometimes i'll be doing my daily backreading (don't judge) and i'll come across a post and be laughing at it and thinking "hey, that's a funny guy", or "what an bumhole" and then i will look and it will by my own post from like 2 days earlier.
- kicksave856

bump

bump
- jsr1034

- Belak4LadyByng

when I started reading the post I knew exactly where it was going and still laughed at the end.

when I started reading the post I knew exactly where it was going and still laughed at the end.
- jsr1034

kickS is awesome

wtf bumhole
- davies

Sorry.

(if you were the first one, nice summer dress)

irony- you hate fat people because they all seem depressed or hate themselves according to you, yet the fat girl who had the confidence to think she was hot you hated.

that's some pretty sweet contradiction.
- Human Eraser

It's not contradiction. It's a delusion on the part of the chick that wore it.

I never said I hated fat people. I just think they look awful and that it would be better if they looked hot instead of fat.

It's not contradiction. It's a delusion on the part of the chick that wore it.

I never said I hated fat people. I just think they look awful and that it would be better if they looked hot instead of fat.
- sanfordnson

shut the fuk up and watch the dellios

Sorry.

(if you were the first one, nice summer dress)
- Pikey

stfu

stfu
- davies

Not my day. Nope.

Don't worry baby, you're probably pregnant.
- Mike Komisarek

Gbabies

award shows

throwing stuff on the BBQ just before the thunderstorm starts