Location: The Checking Line, the place t, QC Joined: 07.10.2006
Sep 10 @ 9:50 AM ET
When people press the button for the elevator after you've CLEARLY already pressed it. It's not going to go any faster if you press it again, bumhole. And yes, I pressed it properly, as you can see it lights up, (frank) face.
fishmonger has told how he nearly died after he slipped into a tank of hundreds of writhing live eels - and one shot straight up his backside.
Horrified Li Chang, 43 - who suffered severe internal injuries - had been sitting on the edge of the tank at his warehouse in Guangzhou, southern China, where the eels were waiting to be cooked.
"But I slipped and the tank had more eels in it than water. I guess they were scared when I suddenly landed in the tank so they started wriggling everywhere.
"Several shot up my trouser leg. And then to my horror I felt one go up my bottom," said Chang.
"I didn't say anything at first when I climbed out - I was too embarrassed. I dried myself off and tried to carry on working, but it was just too painful.
"I could feel it moving around. I hoped it would maybe come out again in the toilet but it didn't. I was in incredible agony," he added.
Colleagues dialed 999 when Chang eventually collapsed from the pain.
Astonished medics carried out a five hour operation to remove the eel and repair the severe internal trauma caused by its thrashing about.
A hospital spokesman said: "The eel had badly injured the patient. If he had not arrived when he did he would have died. We expect he will make a full recovery though.
"The eel was was as wide as two fingers and as long as a man's arm."
