watched 72 minutes of


thought of this thread by minute 3

Walk like a man is way worse though.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0448134/
danny boyle i hate you with a passion

Title: The Lucifer Complex (1978)

Director(s): The jerk that directed Hell Squad, the moron that directed Gorga & a Retarded Monkey

Actors: Robert Vaughn, Aldo Ray, & Merrie Lynn Ross

Plot summary Haiku: Man on an island, Hitler's secret mad mission, padding padding fuck

Naked Dancing Girl During Credits (stolen from the now defunct Oh, the Humanity!): Dammit, no.

Deep thoughts: This may not be the worst film ever made, but...no, fuck that.

It's the worst film ever made.

Rating: 5 stars


WARNING: NOT ACTUALLY FEATURED IN FILM!!

- RibRoast

wow


haven't seen that one in a LONG time

Title: 2012 (2009)

Director: The douche that directed Universal Soldier.

Actors: John "Should Know Better" Cusack, Amanda "Leaves Her Top On" Peet, An Indie Film Guy Looking For a Big Check, and America's Favorite Fatass.

Plot summary Haiku: The end of the world, all effects in the trailer, Cusack can suck it.

Naked Dancing Girl During Credits (stolen from the now defunct Oh, the Humanity!): No.

Deep thoughts: All the moneyshots are in the trailer. The movie is two and a half hours long. Do the math.

Rating: Five stars

no movies since November? poor Hyata

no movies since November? poor Hyata
- watsonnostaw

it is okay because he hates them

"Senna"

http://movies.nytimes.com...acecar-driver-review.html

- watsonnostaw

Huh, what is the original movie that's from?

Huh, what is the original movie that's from?
- nfph

hardcore starring george c scott

hardcore starring george c scott


- watsonnostaw

good flick

good flick
- Crimsoninja

turn it off

hardcore starring george c scott


- watsonnostaw

ty sir.

- watsonnostaw

Many of these entries are just threats.

moneyball sucks

moneyball sucks
- watsonnostaw

and so do the A's.

cinéma vérité.