the missus would flip out on you for having boxes upside down and poop

her kitchen is betty crocker type organized
- watsonnostaw

the upside boxes are sort of weird

it seems passive aggressive

depending on where the houseguest wants to go eat i may have some delicious pasta for dinner

it's all symbolic.

the upside down box represents my neutrality and somewhat acceptance towards the homosexual individual while the sideways box represents my complete and utter disdain of the gay lobby.

the bottom shelf is not symbolic. It's within Natasho's reach so everything is pushed to the back in order to avoid having the floor covered in uncooked lentils yet again.
- dt99999

the yellow sugar represents?

the yellow sugar represents?
- watsonnostaw

hatred of asians.



edit: speaking of which, colleague and I were just walking back from Harvey's when we saw a driving school car with a black teaching an asian lady how to drive.

blind leading the blind.

hatred of asians.



edit: speaking of which, colleague and I were just walking back from Harvey's when we saw a driving school car with a black teaching an asian lady how to drive.

blind leading the blind.
- dt99999

what did you get at harvey's?

what did you get at harvey's?
- kicksave856

Cheeseburger (mustard, relish, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, hot peppers, pickles)

Onion rings (extra pickles on the side)

Pepsi-Cola with ice

Cheeseburger (mustard, relish, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, hot peppers, pickles)

Onion rings (extra pickles on the side)

Pepsi-Cola with ice
- dt99999

you usually go mustard on a burger?
i cant get into it

you usually go mustard on a burger?
i cant get into it
- Crimsoninja

yeah always

Cheeseburger (mustard, relish, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, hot peppers, pickles)

Onion rings (extra pickles on the side)

Pepsi-Cola with ice
- dt99999

everything about this is perfect thanks.

everything about this is perfect thanks.
- kicksave856

you're most welcome.


one little trick if you ever make it this side of the border and choose to go to Harvey's.

they're notoriously stingy on the toppings/dressings so wait until they've topped/dressed your burger and wrapped it before you throw out a request like "extra pickles on the side" or else they'll even it up by scrimping on your sandwich.

also knowledge of arabic/farsi/urdu will greatly speed up the ordering process.

you're most welcome.


one little trick if you ever make it this side of the border and choose to go to Harvey's.

they're notoriously stingy on the toppings/dressings so wait until they've topped/dressed your burger and wrapped it before you throw out a request like "extra pickles on the side" or else they'll even it up by scrimping on your sandwich.

also knowledge of arabic/farsi/urdu will greatly speed up the ordering process.
- dt99999

you're most welcome.


one little trick if you ever make it this side of the border and choose to go to Harvey's.

they're notoriously stingy on the toppings/dressings so wait until they've topped/dressed your burger and wrapped it before you throw out a request like "extra pickles on the side" or else they'll even it up by scrimping on your sandwich.

also knowledge of arabic/farsi/urdu will greatly speed up the ordering process.
- dt99999

harvey kind of sounds like a cheap bumhole.

i still look forward to trying his burgers. (with mustard, crims doesn't understand how a burger is supposed to work). even a pepsi with ice is the best. i hate that most places have coke. it's not even that good mexican coke i was telling you about.

harvey kind of sounds like a cheap bumhole.

i still look forward to trying his burgers. (with mustard, crims doesn't understand how a burger is supposed to work). even a pepsi with ice is the best. i hate that most places have coke. it's not even that good mexican coke i was telling you about.
- kicksave856

go-to burger toppings:
mayo, bacon, lettuce, tomato, american cheese, ketchup on the side for dipping

go-to burger toppings:
mayo, bacon, lettuce, tomato, american cheese, ketchup on the side for dipping
- Crimsoninja

no wonder you don't have a television

no wonder you don't have a television
- dt99999

He's a (frank)ing mess.

no wonder you don't have a television
- dt99999

ive pretty much out-grown ketchup completely, but i still like it with (most)burgers and fries

go-to burger toppings:
mayo, bacon, lettuce, tomato, american cheese, ketchup on the side for dipping
- Crimsoninja

i wasn't going to bring up the dipping this time.

but i'm glad you did.

no wonder you don't have a television
- dt99999

crims, i am having a nice chicken orzo soup as i type this.

(frank) these carrots though.

watson, thoughts on china pattern pls

watson, thoughts on china pattern pls
- Crimsoninja

Had to find some way to get some cheese on that plate

watson, thoughts on china pattern pls
- Crimsoninja

i bet the country of china is furious, I guess it is better than

i bet the country of china is furious, I guess it is better than


- watsonnostaw

wonderful... simply wonderful...

wonderful... simply wonderful...
- dt99999

very elegant