I have some meat sauce.



About to open the cupboard to see what pasts are available to me.
- dt99999

this is very exciting

I have some meat sauce.



About to open the cupboard to see what pasts are available to me.
- dt99999

I am on edge

I am on edge
- Crimsoninja

i fear we'll be left hanging.

i fear we'll be left hanging.
- kicksave856

If bowties are involved he is dead to me

Looks like we only have penne and elbows.




also why does she buy gluten free pasta?!?

If bowties are involved he is dead to me
- Crimsoninja

It's possible that I've never eaten bow tie pasta in my life

Looks like we only have penne and elbows.




also why does she buy gluten free pasta?!?
- dt99999

for webang visits.

Looks like we only have penne and elbows.




also why does she buy gluten free pasta?!?
- dt99999

does she fart a lot?

does she fart a lot?
- kicksave856

In 16 years I don't think I've ever once been given any reason to believe that she has ever farted or shat even once.

for webang visits.
- Gramps28

That would be awesome

In 16 years I don't think I've ever once been given any reason to believe that she has ever farted or shat even once.
- dt99999

this is how true love happens, people.

If you put some spaghetti inside my body it would be done in a minute because my blood is boiling
- GudasNew

this is how true love happens, people.
- kicksave856

strangely enough a friend of mine just yesterday was talking about how he dated this girl who never ever farted around him during the day but at night she was a sleeping stink factory

strangely enough a friend of mine just yesterday was talking about how he dated this girl who never ever farted around him during the day but at night she was a sleeping stink factory
- -davies-

this was the basis for an episode of malcolm in the middle, where lois wanted to buy a bigger mattress and hal thought it was because she didn't love him as much anymore and wanted more room but really lois realized that she started farting a lot more at night with her old age and when hal found out this was the reasoning for wanting a bigger mattress he revealed that she had been farting in her sleep for the duration of their marriage so there was nothing to be ashamed of the end

this was the basis for an episode of malcolm in the middle, where lois wanted to buy a bigger mattress and hal thought it was because she didn't love him as much anymore and wanted more room but really lois realized that she started farting a lot more at night with her old age and when hal found out this was the reasoning for wanting a bigger mattress he revealed that she had been farting in her sleep for the duration of their marriage so there was nothing to be ashamed of the end
- Shutdown

never seen a full episode and probs never will

never seen a full episode and probs never will
- Crimsoninja

i thought it was really great growing up but i chalked that up to nostalgia, then i rewatched it 2 years ago and it held up really well

this was the basis for an episode of malcolm in the middle, where lois wanted to buy a bigger mattress and hal thought it was because she didn't love him as much anymore and wanted more room but really lois realized that she started farting a lot more at night with her old age and when hal found out this was the reasoning for wanting a bigger mattress he revealed that she had been farting in her sleep for the duration of their marriage so there was nothing to be ashamed of the end
- Shutdown

k

k
- -davies-

yeah

yeah
- Shutdown

i'm so sorry

i'm so sorry
- -davies-

it ok

i thought it was really great growing up but i chalked that up to nostalgia, then i rewatched it 2 years ago and it held up really well
- Shutdown

yeah. i liked it too.

never seen a full episode and probs never will
- Crimsoninja

you aut to watch one

Pastafarian' who wore strainer on head ordered to get new license picture"

Pastafarian' who wore strainer on head ordered to get new license picture"


- AGalchenyuk27

you're d0pps lite right now