I'd phuck her
- lukin

Indeed.

Indeed.


- asp1986

No f'ing way she stays slim eating the sh*t she makes.

Question: you walk in on someone J/Oing to the food network....do you assume they are watching Giada De Laurentiis or that prepared food turns them on?
This is along the lines of "if a tree falls in a forest...." kind of riddle

Indeed.


- asp1986

repost but............eh, what the hell

repost but............eh, what the hell


- Dumbnickname

If thats a tomato she is crushing, that is hot, but ground meat would be hotter

If thats a tomato she is crushing, that is hot, but ground meat would be hotter
- tbone31

how about a fetus?

how about a fetus?
- watsonnostaw

Indeed.


- asp1986

NOW

NOW
- PredsFan95

you are so romatic, a regular casanova

you are so romatic, a regular casanova
- tbone31

What? I could have said she could play with my noodle if she wants

What? I could have said she could play with my noodle if she wants
- PredsFan95

much better, you motor-boatin' SOB

puttanesca. ftw.

* 8 ounces pasta
* 1/2 cup olive oil
* 3 cloves garlic, minced
* 2 cups chopped tomatoes, pushed through a sieve
* 4 anchovy filets, rinsed and chopped
* 2 tablespoons tomato paste
* 3 tablespoons capers
* 20 Greek olives, pitted and coarsely chopped
* 1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes


also, interestingly: "Also known as "whore's pasta," the name of this robust pasta dish originated in Naples after the local women of easy virtue."

puttanesca. ftw.

* 8 ounces pasta
* 1/2 cup olive oil
* 3 cloves garlic, minced
* 2 cups chopped tomatoes, pushed through a sieve
* 4 anchovy filets, rinsed and chopped
* 2 tablespoons tomato paste
* 3 tablespoons capers
* 20 Greek olives, pitted and coarsely chopped
* 1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes


also, interestingly: "Also known as "whore's pasta," the name of this robust pasta dish originated in Naples after the local women of easy virtue."
- kicksave856

The tomatos get pushed through Marty Biron?

- watsonnostaw

- davies

squid ink pasta

squid ink pasta
- Crimsoninja

i'll pass

i'll pass
- davies

i know it's not the usual fare of coffee cakes made out of big macs and hoagies but you'd be surprised what you might enjoy if you simply expand your horizons

i know it's not the usual fare of coffee cakes made out of big macs and hoagies but you'd be surprised what you might enjoy if you simply expand your horizons


- Crimsoninja

i've used this part before.

run, babies! run!!

i know it's not the usual fare of coffee cakes made out of big macs and hoagies but you'd be surprised what you might enjoy if you simply expand your horizons


- Crimsoninja

ummmm yeah.





no.