ok sure yes please
- Don'tForgetTocchet

this one is no doubt in my ATT top 5 of this thread

The pasta measures 25 feet in diameter and weighs more than 300 kilos having eight flavors from different Baguio City restaurants and establishments.

A man caught near Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh car chase, Newcastle Local Court heard yesterday. Police drew their weapons when they suspected Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was armed. Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

Weatherley, of Promontory Way, North Arm Cove, attracted attention parked in a no-stopping zone before noon on October 26. Police believed Weatherley was doing something with his hands in his lap and thought that he might have a weapon. Weatherley saw the police and drove away, despite them flashing their lights.

The chase lasted five to 10 minutes, with a top speed of just 20 kmh, before Weatherley was stopped at Centenary Drive, Newcastle. He refused to leave the car. Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him.

- Don'tForgetTocchet

that a cucumber in the beer?

that a cucumber in the beer?
- Crimsoninja

good lord.

love the green olives tho.

good lord.

love the green olives tho.
- kicksave856

perfect size for (frank)ing arent they you sick (frank)

perfect size for (frank)ing arent they you sick (frank)
- watsonnostaw

yes.

but i really just enjoy the taste of them, watson.

yes.

but i really just enjoy the taste of them, watson.
- kicksave856

keep it up and we will kidnap you to get you stoned

keep it up and we will kidnap you to get you stoned
- watsonnostaw

yes.

but i really just enjoy the taste of them, watson.

keep it up and we will kidnap you to get you stoned
- watsonnostaw

engine's running...

perfect size for (frank)ing arent they you sick (frank)
- watsonnostaw

:28 second mark

:28 second mark



- Crimsoninja

*leaves to buy more olives*