Crims, I want you to say 12 Hail Piggies. And never take bacon's name in vain again.

- watsonnostaw

good to the last drop.

...That taste went away after that first sip, as did the horror show of morphing flavors I got when drinking it straight. The vanilla ice cream mellowed it out. It's still not good but it is certainly drinkable. The smell has taken an exceedingly interesting turn, smelling like my grandparents old house a few hours after they'd cooked bacon. Imagine that with a hint of sour cherries, and that's the smell...

- Crimsoninja

aw, see they're even cute before you eat them.

note: ignore the cannibalistic nature of this picture.

ok .. this without much thought and i will discount all poultry, some of which i'd say i also like more than bacon.

- pulled pork
- brisket
- steak
- burgers
- hot dogs
- italian lunch meats
- hot roast beef
- cheesesteak meat
- prime rib
- sausage

pretty certain i prefer all of these over bacon
- Crimsoninja

Say no more quiff boy...

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER, YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDED FUCCKHEAD, YOU LITTLE SCHOOL BOY ASSHOLE LICKER, YOU OLD MAN BALL SUCKER, YOU MOTHER CRAP EATER, YOU ANIMAL POOPSHOOT SNIFFER, FUCK YOU.
- sourceplease

keep your thoughts about Jimmy Howard to yourself

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER, YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDED FUCCKHEAD, YOU LITTLE SCHOOL BOY ASSHOLE LICKER, YOU OLD MAN BALL SUCKER, YOU MOTHER CRAP EATER, YOU ANIMAL POOPSHOOT SNIFFER, FUCK YOU.
- sourceplease

keep your thoughts about Jimmy Howard to yourself
- watsonnostaw

FUCK YOU, I LOVE JIMMY HOWARD

IF YOU RAT ON ME YOU FUCKING IDIOT, ILL FIND YOUR IP ADDRESS AND SOME GEEKY NERD WILL TRACK IT TO YOUR HOUSE FOR ME.

THEN ILL EAT YOUR SHIT
- sourceplease

oh my...

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER, YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDED FUCCKHEAD, YOU LITTLE SCHOOL BOY ASSHOLE LICKER, YOU OLD MAN BALL SUCKER, YOU MOTHER CRAP EATER, YOU ANIMAL POOPSHOOT SNIFFER, FUCK YOU.
- sourceplease

honestly, i couldn't have said this better myself.

IF YOU RAT ON ME YOU FUCKING IDIOT, ILL FIND YOUR IP ADDRESS AND SOME GEEKY NERD WILL TRACK IT TO YOUR HOUSE FOR ME.

THEN ILL EAT YOUR SHIT
- sourceplease

- Crimsoninja

has he ever eaten your poop?

has he ever eaten your poop?
- davies

hopefully after he ate pasta...

hopefully after he ate pasta...
- BingoLady

scotch

scotch
- kicksave856

scotch and panera mac and cheese poo

ok .. this without much thought and i will discount all poultry, some of which i'd say i also like more than bacon.

- pulled pork
- brisket
- steak
- burgers
- hot dogs
- italian lunch meats
- hot roast beef
- cheesesteak meat
- prime rib
- sausage


pretty certain i prefer all of these over bacon
- Crimsoninja

While I think some of Crims' choices are very similar to one another and could probably be grouped together, I do think the cow is the superior and tastier animal and if forced to choose between bacon and beef wellington, the bacon can go straight to hell.

my two cents

PS I'LL EAT YOUR poop

While I think some of Crims' choices are very similar to one another and could probably be grouped together, I do think the cow is the superior and tastier animal and if forced to choose between bacon and beef wellington, the bacon can go straight to hell.

my two cents

PS I'LL EAT YOUR poop
- Pikey

I believe lamb is also tastier than pork

I believe lamb is also tastier than pork
- Feeling Glucky?

Yeah maybe. Garlic lamb is incredible.

Actually I don't really care for pork except for bacon which is not as good as at least a few other meats.

While I think some of Crims' choices are very similar to one another and could probably be grouped together, I do think the cow is the superior and tastier animal and if forced to choose between bacon and beef wellington, the bacon can go straight to hell.

my two cents

PS I'LL EAT YOUR poop
- Pikey

(frank) you.

Yeah maybe. Garlic lamb is incredible.

Actually I don't really care for pork except for bacon which is not as good as at least a few other meats.
- Pikey

All meat is good if prepared properly. For example, the way I make turkey at thanksgiving, there are no leftovers. At all.

(frank) you.
- kicksave856

For free? Forget about it.

All meat is good if prepared properly. For example, the way I make turkey at thanksgiving, there are no leftovers. At all.
- Feeling Glucky?

While your turkey might be delicious (no code) I have to disagree with the bolded part. Horse meat, for example, will never be good.

For free? Forget about it.
- Pikey

your rates are ridiculous.