- jsr1034

i want one so bad.

i want one so bad.
- kicksave856

I'd never leave bed except to go to the bathroom if I had one

- jsr1034

I'd never leave bed except to go to the bathroom if I had one
- jsr1034

u eat bacon? Turkey bacon?

u eat bacon? Turkey bacon?
- BingoLady

yes. no.

he has my vote

he has my vote
- jsr1034

smyrna delaware? i can be there in a few hours. i will vote.

smyrna delaware? i can be there in a few hours. i will vote.
- kicksave856

fill out an absentee vote for me too please

shoot me with this (frank)ing gun NOW

is that Tackleberry kneeling behind the Ba-K 47?

I'd never leave bed except to go to the bathroom if I had one
- jsr1034

- kicksave856

oh god yes

http://heraldbulletin.com...tolen-3-suspects-arrested

http://heraldbulletin.com/local/x528360729/Boxes-of-bacon-stolen-3-suspects-arrested
- watsonnostaw

death penalty.

- kicksave856

got grease burns a few times

got grease burns a few times
- BingoLady

Your bottle cap should say "Don't light the pilot while 'greased up.'"

Schlenkerla's smoked beers come in two main varieties: a märzen and a bock. Traditionally, märzens are not as dark brown as bocks, and a tiny bit hoppier. In this case, the Schlenkerla bock is a little harsh, and tastes smokier than it smells. The märzen, on the other hand, is awesome: smells super rich and smoky, exactly like a nice slab of bacon. Tastes dark and rich, with only a hint of sweet smoke, kind of like Laphroaig, or another rich scotch. It's breakfast in a bottle, and at only 5% alcohol, it makes more sense starting your day than a tumbler full of whisky.

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