- AustonPowers

Dear Crim,
You still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's (frank)ED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside the forums
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for thejonathans
That's my little autistic brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty poopty man - you're like his (frank)ing idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Philly - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew Eklund neither;
he used to always cheat on Shania and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your posts
so when I have a poopty day, I drift away and put 'em on
'Cause I don't really got poop else so that poop helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Crim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Streit2ThePoint
-- P.S.
We should be together, too

Eager for the next verse

Eager for the next verse
- PhillySportsGuy

- Streit2ThePoint

- Streit2ThePoint

Literally burst out laughing after reading that verse and then seeing this.

Dear Crim,
You still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's (frank)ED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside the forums
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for thejonathans
That's my little autistic brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty poopty man - you're like his (frank)ing idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Philly - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew Eklund neither;
he used to always cheat on Shania and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your posts
so when I have a poopty day, I drift away and put 'em on
'Cause I don't really got poop else so that poop helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Crim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Streit2ThePoint
-- P.S.
We should be together, too
- Streit2ThePoint

Dear Crim,
You still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's (frank)ED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside the forums
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for thejonathans
That's my little autistic brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty poopty man - you're like his (frank)ing idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Philly - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew Eklund neither;
he used to always cheat on Shania and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your posts
so when I have a poopty day, I drift away and put 'em on
'Cause I don't really got poop else so that poop helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Crim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Streit2ThePoint
-- P.S.
We should be together, too
- Streit2ThePoint

Marvellous

Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been two days and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Crim, I drank a fifth of milk in a water bottle, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air Tonight"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I love you Crim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Crim; [*screaming*] Shut up female dog! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Crim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk,
But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh poop, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this poop out?
[car tires squeal] [CRASH]
.. [brief silence] .. [LOUD splash]

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

Dear Mister I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been two days and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Crim, I drank a fifth of milk in a water bottle, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air Tonight"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I love you Crim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Crim;
- Streit2ThePoint[*screaming*] Shut up female dog! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Crim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk,
But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh poop, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this poop out?
[car tires squeal] [CRASH]
.. [brief silence] .. [LOUD splash]

RIst2P

RIst2P
- aschuter82

he literally just copied in the word Crim a few times and made one reference to the milk and that was it.

guy mailed it in

he literally just copied in the word Crim a few times and made one reference to the milk and that was it.

guy mailed it in
- Crimsoninja

Now write him back as Eminem

wut

My S2teaP's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
- GudasNew

fixed

Now write him back as Eminem
- PhillySportsGuy

a better man than I should put crims face on this gif

he literally just copied in the word Crim a few times and made one reference to the milk and that was it.

guy mailed it in
- Crimsoninja

it was getting too creepy

Look, if you had
one t-rex, or one stegosaurus
To play with more than you ever wanted.
In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo

Look, if you had
one t-rex, or one stegosaurus
To play with more than you ever wanted.
In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo
- Streit2ThePoint

Okay it's done now

Okay it's done now
- BINGO!

lol

Okay it's done now
- BINGO!

ty

Okay it's done now
- BINGO!

not now BINGO!

- Streit2ThePoint

not now BINGO!
- AustonPowers

Don't screw the format up this time.