Is thehockeyman a fake account for real? I can't get into the concept of anybody who has enough free time to pretend to be such an immature retard. I just think it's too much effort.
- Yan

Just think about another immature retard that you haven't seen around much lately....

Er...I know that doesn't narrow it down much. Think about it and it will come...

- kicksave856

I hate when people give the finger that way. Make a fist and stick out the middle one, none of this oddball finger bending poop.

Right:




Wrong:

I hate when people give the finger that way. Make a fist and stick out the middle one, none of this oddball finger bending poop.

Right:




Wrong:


- Pikey

TOTALLY agreed.

For those who dont know:

JSR - Looks like a mixture of Jackie Chan and a goat

Ryan78 - Looks like a mixture of Sean Connery and a Barbarian

Crims - Is actually Pauly Shore

Dellio - Is a mixture of the Wrester China and Freddie Mercury

Tao - A mixture of John Farley and a Omellette

Prax - Identical to Pierce Brosnan.

If you wanna know any more just ask.
- Ketchup

It's ryan78. Can it be the Barbarian instead of a barbarian?

nobody calls me "kicks" except for FF16.


i think vaginal infections are terrible and ruin relationships.
- kicksave856

Fine you'll be Kicks

both pikey and maplebud could take you at half capacity, i suggest you begin pandering now.
- Human Eraser

maplebud couldn't swat a fly without severely hurting his hand, guy's a little wussy.

maplebud couldn't swat a fly without severely hurting his hand, guy's a little wussy.
- Feeling Glucky?

Pikey though, is an invincible mountain of a man, rumored to potentially have CIPA - a congenital defect that prevents him from feeling pain, extreme temperatures, and perhaps even the need to pee. Another school of thought on his otherworldly prowess for withstanding punishment states he crafted his will to withstand sensations of pain through years of almost unimaginably strenuous training.

Descriptions of the nature of the training are at best vague and apocryphal, but numerous reports indicate it involved repeated kicks to the groin and various soft tissue areas by an enraged deer. It is reported that videos of this training exist, but all efforts to bring these videos to the public light have been dealt with severely by members of a shadowy sect of rouge vigilantes, going by the pseudonym "Ref".

He's so mysterious.

Pikey though, is an invincible mountain of a man, rumored to potentially have CIPA - a congenital defect that prevents him from feeling pain, extreme temperatures, and perhaps even the need to pee. Another school of thought on his otherworldly prowess for withstanding punishment states he crafted his will to withstand sensations of pain through years of almost unimaginably strenuous training.

Descriptions of the nature of the training are at best vague and apocryphal, but numerous reports indicate it involved repeated kicks to the groin and various soft tissue areas by an enraged deer. It is reported that videos of this training exist, but all efforts to bring these videos to the public light have been dealt with severely by members of a shadowy sect of rouge vigilantes, going by the pseudonym "Ref".

He's so mysterious.
- nfph

I'm bad.

I'm bad.
- Pikey

Bad, Bad-Really, Really Bad

Edit: PS- After encountering my 100th Cthulhu reference of the month the other day, I sought out The Call of Cthulhu by the enormously over-hyped HP Lovecraft (parallels to L Ron Hubbard seem numerous). It in no small way influenced the tortured way I wrote that, thank you for abiding my need to exorcise his writing style from my brain.

Bad, Bad-Really, Really Bad

Edit: PS- After encountering my 100th Cthulhu reference of the month the other day, I sought out The Call of Cthulhu by the enormously over-hyped HP Lovecraft (parallels to L Ron Hubbard seem numerous). It in no small way influenced the tortured way I wrote that, thank you for abiding my need to exorcise his writing style from my brain.
- nfph

he's really a terrible writer.

he's really a terrible writer.
- davies

He is the syntax equivalent of Chinese water torture. I'm also half-tempted to read other stories in the collection so I can tell if he's actually a bigot or if he was writing in a voice in this story... sort of the Faulkner debate.

I'm not convinced it's worth it.

Dammit, what should I read next?

He is the syntax equivalent of Chinese water torture. I'm also half-tempted to read other stories in the collection so I can tell if he's actually a bigot or if he was writing in a voice in this story... sort of the Faulkner debate.

I'm not convinced it's worth it.

Dammit, what should I read next?
- nfph

tin drum
gunter grass

tin drum
gunter grass
- davies

Looks pretty interesting, that'll go on the library list (the madness angle should help me overcome my general suspicion of historical fiction). Thanks Davies.

This would be an idea for the geekiest thead...

Looks pretty interesting, that'll go on the library list (the madness angle should help me overcome my general suspicion of historical fiction). Thanks Davies.

This would be an idea for the geekiest thead...
- nfph

You read fantasy novels ever?

maplebud couldn't swat a fly without severely hurting his hand, guy's a little wussy.
- Feeling Glucky?

try me little man, i dare you.

try me little man, i dare you.
- Human Eraser

Do you live in TO. There must be a boxing gym where you guys can go and get this over with. It's even legal n everything.

try me little man, i dare you.
- Human Eraser

aren't you afraid he'll blow you up?

You read fantasy novels ever?
- sanfordnson

Not really, no. I've read pieces that involved a certain amount of Sci-Fi/Fantasy but not really any that are primarily in that genre, if that makes any sense.

If I did a book recommendations thead, would folks actually participate?

Not really, no. I've read pieces that involved a certain amount of Sci-Fi/Fantasy but not really any that are primarily in that genre, if that makes any sense.

If I did a book recommendations thead, would folks actually participate?
- nfph

Oh god yes. I was going to recommend George RR Martin to you if you did read any fantasy. best author in the genre by a long shot. Other than him I've actually been reading a lot of Russell Banks recently.

aren't you afraid he'll blow you up?
- sanfordnson

the (frank) do i have to be afraid about him? i've watched him grow from a little female dog to a (frank)in punk over the course of the last 4-5 years on hb. he thinks he's cool now because he's a pot head.

Do you live in TO. There must be a boxing gym where you guys can go and get this over with. It's even legal n everything.
- Pikey

real men don't need a boxing gym.

the (frank) do i have to be afraid about him? i've watched him grow from a little female dog to a (frank)in punk over the course of the last 4-5 years on hb. he thinks he's cool now because he's a pot head.
- Human Eraser

I've decided that you're one of two things: A.) A total badass that could kick Chuck Norris' ass or B.) The type of guy who has an ass groove in his computer chair and puts up posters of Halo in his basement suite.

I've decided that you're one of two things: A.) A total badass that could kick Chuck Norris' ass or B.) The type of guy who has an ass groove in his computer chair and puts up posters of Halo in his basement suite.
- sanfordnson

it's not the latter, i assure you.

real men don't need a boxing gym.
- Human Eraser

You're right. Boxers = pansies. All of them.

God man, you're so tough. Why the (frank) aren't you making a living street fighting?

it's not the latter, i assure you.
- Human Eraser

Which seemingly eliminates the former also. Of course, no mortal man could hope to survive a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Are you proficient in Krav Maga and Jiu Jitsu?