Why do people by pick up trucks etc then refuse to use it for any intended purpose? i.e. anyone who will put down about 30 trash bags on his pick up bed before pushing in his crate of tampons

the spelling and/or the pronunciation of this word:

colonel

the spelling and/or the pronunciation of this word:

colonel
- Crimsoninja

and likewise when Colonel Angus is said with a southern draw

How peeing sitting down became a bad thing. It's awesome.

How peeing sitting down became a bad thing. It's awesome.
- Prax

*hits copy; posts on Engels thread*

*hits copy; posts on Engels thread*
- Crimsoninja

Go for it. Why would you stand when you could sit?

Edit: I murdered for you, you bastard

Go for it. Why would you stand when you could sit?

Edit: I murdered for you, you bastard
- Prax

do we really need to get into how much bacteria is in a toilet? don't sit if you don't have to! it's for your own good!

How peeing sitting down became a bad thing. It's awesome.
- Prax

This is only acceptable imo when I wake up in the middle of the night. Take a seat rest your head on your hand and stay as dozy as possible so as not to ruin the state of sleepiness. Other than that time of night, its all Richard in the hand and makin a splash.

do we really need to get into how much bacteria is in a toilet? don't sit if you don't have to! it's for your own good!
- kicksave856

- Dumbnickname

the early nineties were an explosive period when it comes to rock music.

do we really need to get into how much bacteria is in a toilet? don't sit if you don't have to! it's for your own good!
- kicksave856

Maybe you should clean your toilet more often.

- Dumbnickname

I retract my prior statement.

How peeing sitting down became a bad thing. It's awesome.
- Prax

You really need to find a new source for your material, office re-rurns are old.

Maybe you should clean your toilet more often.
- Prax

my toilet is clean as a whistle. it's the cleanest toilet you'll ever see. it sparkles and reeks of bleach. the water is so clear it looks like it might even be refreshing if you took a sip. i still won't sit on it unless i have to.

toilets are a disgusting and barbaric way of disposing of human waste material.

it's 2010. we put a man on the moon and i listen to music on something the size of a matchbook, yet we still all share a hole to sit down and poop in.

You really need to find a new source for your material, office re-rurns are old.
- Oilhab

Your statement is redundant.

my toilet is clean as a whistle. it's the cleanest toilet you'll ever see. it sparkles and reeks of bleach. the water is so clear it looks like it might even be refreshing if you took a sip. i still won't sit on it unless i have to.

toilets are a disgusting and barbaric way of disposing of human waste material.

it's 2010. we put a man on the moon and i listen to music on something the size of a matchbook, yet we still all share a hole to sit down and poop in.
- kicksave856

Meh, I'd rather sit.

Your statement is redundant.
- Prax

redurndant, even.

Meh, I'd rather sit.
- Prax

you sicken me.

may hepatitis fester painfully in your large intestine for decades to come.

my toilet is clean as a whistle. it's the cleanest toilet you'll ever see. it sparkles and reeks of bleach. the water is so clear it looks like it might even be refreshing if you took a sip. i still won't sit on it unless i have to.

toilets are a disgusting and barbaric way of disposing of human waste material.

it's 2010. we put a man on the moon and i listen to music on something the size of a matchbook, yet we still all share a hole to sit down and poop in.
- kicksave856

Have you considered a colostomy bag?

Have you considered a colostomy bag?
- Dumbnickname

i actually have. major drawback is carrying your poop around with you.

turns out that's frowned upon.

i actually have. major drawback is carrying your poop around with you.

turns out that's frowned upon.
- kicksave856

Try flinging it at people.

Try flinging it at people.
- Prax

now that's fun.

edit: this is an interesting fial, as the pic worked earlier but now it does not. hmmm...