It's true. All of the best fighters never learnt how to fight at a location.
- Pikey

Karate asked Chuck Norris to teach it how to fight. He responded with a roundhouse kick to the head. This resulted in the creation of all martial arts.

Karate asked Chuck Norris to teach it how to fight. He responded with a roundhouse kick to the head. This resulted in the creation of all martial arts.
- sanfordnson

I don't know why or how, and I'm ashamed to say this, but those are still funny to me.

I don't know why or how, and I'm ashamed to say this, but those are still funny to me.


- Pikey

No shame in it. I still, to this day, laugh my ass off when I watch Zoolander. Sometimes the outrageously stupid is just funny.

No shame in it. I still, to this day, laugh my ass off when I watch Zoolander. Sometimes the outrageously stupid is just funny.
- sanfordnson

*never talks to you again*

*never talks to you again*
- Pikey

I hope you're not slagging Zoolander...I may have to kill you.

I hope you're not slagging Zoolander...I may have to kill you.
- sanfordnson

Actually no it was decent depending on the scene. The gasoline fight was stupid but the line "who would've thought my friends would die in a freak gasoline fight" (or something like that) (frank)ing cracked me up for some reason.

Also it gave Mulder work.

Actually no it was decent depending on the scene. The gasoline fight was stupid but the line "who would've thought my friends would die in a freak gasoline fight" (or something like that) (frank)ing cracked me up for some reason.

Also it gave Mulder work.
- Pikey

Of course it cracked you up. It's possibly the stupidest movie ever, and one of the funniest.

"If you'll excuse me, I have an after funeral party to attend."

"Why did you come here? To tell me what a bad eugugleizer I am?"

*coal mine* "I think I have the black lung pops."
"You've only worked here three days Derek."

*cell phone* -You have, 150, new messages-
"That is a little above average..."

It's absolutely brilliant in it's own way.

Of course it cracked you up. It's possibly the stupidest movie ever, and one of the funniest.

"If you'll excuse me, I have an after funeral party to attend."

"Why did you come here? To tell me what a bad eugugleizer I am?"

*coal mine* "I think I have the black lung pops."
"You've only worked here three days Derek."

*cell phone* -You have, 150, new messages-
"That is a little above average..."

It's absolutely brilliant in it's own way.
- sanfordnson

The black lung one. I remember laughing at that.

I wish Owen Wilson wasn't in it. He bugs me.

Of course it cracked you up. It's possibly the stupidest movie ever, and one of the funniest.

"If you'll excuse me, I have an after funeral party to attend."

"Why did you come here? To tell me what a bad eugugleizer I am?"

*coal mine* "I think I have the black lung pops."
"You've only worked here three days Derek."

*cell phone* -You have, 150, new messages-
"That is a little above average..."

It's absolutely brilliant in it's own way.
- sanfordnson

Not to be a dick, but Derek had 1200 messages.

Not to be a dick, but Derek had 1200 messages.
- aightwebang17

No that's ok. I don't mind the correction for quotes from such a great movie.

Not to be a dick, but Derek had 1200 messages.
- aightwebang17

Actually no it was decent depending on the scene. The gasoline fight was stupid but the line "who would've thought my friends would die in a freak gasoline fight" (or something like that) (frank)ing cracked me up for some reason.

Also it gave Mulder work.
- Pikey

no love for 'dere-lick my balls'?

no love for 'dere-lick my balls'?
- Human Eraser

Don't remember that.

Don't remember that.
- Pikey

Hansel said it.

"I've been tripping on acid with my friends on the beach for the last 2 weeks and I've never even heard of it. So I guess that you can 'derelict' my balls, el capitain."

"I can derelict my own balls thank you. You think you're too cool for school, but I have news for you Walter Cronkite...........you AREN'T. Han-solo!"

It was about Mugatu's "Derelict" clothing line, the fashions of the homeless.

(dere-LEEKED)

Hansel said it.

"I've been tripping on acid with my friends on the beach for the last 2 weeks and I've never even heard of it. So I guess that you can 'derelict' my balls, el capitain."

"I can derelict my own balls thank you. You think you're too cool for school, but I have news for you Walter Cronkite...........you AREN'T. Han-solo!"

It was about Mugatu's "Derelict" clothing line, the fashions of the homeless.

(dere-LEEKED)
- sanfordnson

Ah.

Thanks.

Don't remember that.
- Pikey

Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.
Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.

Not to be a dick, but Derek had 1200 messages.
- aightwebang17

The black lung one. I remember laughing at that.

I wish Owen Wilson wasn't in it. He bugs me.
- Pikey

i'll always love wilson for being dignan.

i'll always love wilson for being dignan.
- davies

i'll always love wilson for being dignan.
- davies

I've never seen that movie.

The first time I saw Owen Wilson was in a poopfest called Minus Man where he plays a killer who is passing through a small town and secretly KILLING PEOPLE!!!!

It was terrible and I vowed to never again enjoy anything he does.

I've never seen that movie.

The first time I saw Owen Wilson was in a poopfest called Minus Man where he plays a killer who is passing through a small town and secretly KILLING PEOPLE!!!!

It was terrible and I vowed to never again enjoy anything he does.
- Pikey

I had a feeling you hated Owen Wilson.

I had a feeling you hated Owen Wilson.
- Prax

I think he's good in the Wes Anderson flicks.. (tho never saw Darjeeling) .. but aside from them, what do you really like him in?

I think he's good in the Wes Anderson flicks.. (tho never saw Darjeeling) .. but aside from them, what do you really like him in?
- Crimsoninja

Who said I liked Owen Wilson?

Edit: for the record, the scene in Meet the Fockers where he's playing the pan flute has me in stitches every time. I think that's about it.

Edit2: Wedding Crashers too I guess.

I've never seen that movie.

The first time I saw Owen Wilson was in a poopfest called Minus Man where he plays a killer who is passing through a small town and secretly KILLING PEOPLE!!!!

It was terrible and I vowed to never again enjoy anything he does.
- Pikey

watch bottle rocket

watch bottle rocket
- Human Eraser

On the run from Johnny Law...Ain't no trip to Cleveland.