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jsr1034
New York Islanders
Location: Doo wacko!, NY
Joined: 06.19.2007
Nov 4 @ 12:51 PM ET
pregnant porn
ItsMeBoo
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 04.07.2009
Nov 4 @ 12:55 PM ET
pregnant porn
- jsr1034


wtf
40years, 40ouncer
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: burke claims there should be n
Joined: 10.25.2007
Nov 4 @ 1:05 PM ET
wtf
- ItsMeBoo

and you find that (frank)ed up poop funny....
jsr1034
New York Islanders
Location: Doo wacko!, NY
Joined: 06.19.2007
Nov 4 @ 1:25 PM ET
wtf
- ItsMeBoo

exactly my thoughts
40years, 40ouncer
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: burke claims there should be n
Joined: 10.25.2007
Nov 4 @ 1:28 PM ET
exactly my thoughts
- jsr1034

that's exactly why you watched it
ryan78
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Born Small... Now Huge... Win, AB
Joined: 07.11.2007
Nov 4 @ 2:05 PM ET
pregnant porn
- jsr1034

I can one up that. About a year maybe 2 years ago I was reading the classifeds. In the massage section there was headline that a pregnant chick was on staff. I was like what the (frank), then the description really got me. Come see so and so while she is lactating, this isn't going to last long.

Really?
homiedclown
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We want 1, FL
Joined: 02.24.2008
Nov 4 @ 4:17 PM ET
Prax
Montreal Canadiens
Location: The Checking Line, the place t, QC
Joined: 07.10.2006
Nov 4 @ 4:32 PM ET
The guy on my floor who talks on his cell while pissing. Today he also had a coffee with him while he was doing the deed
ryan78
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Born Small... Now Huge... Win, AB
Joined: 07.11.2007
Nov 4 @ 4:34 PM ET
The guy on my floor who talks on his cell while pissing. Today he also had a coffee with him while he was doing the deed
- Prax

Meh. Guys in my office talk while they are taking poops.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
Nov 4 @ 4:36 PM ET
Meh. Guys in my office talk while they are taking poops.
- ryan78

i find it hard to believe you work in an office
Prax
Montreal Canadiens
Location: The Checking Line, the place t, QC
Joined: 07.10.2006
Nov 4 @ 4:37 PM ET
Meh. Guys in my office talk while they are taking poops.
- ryan78


I'm against making any sort of sound when in a public bathroom.
Prax
Montreal Canadiens
Location: The Checking Line, the place t, QC
Joined: 07.10.2006
Nov 4 @ 4:37 PM ET
i find it hard to believe you work in an office
- Crimsoninja


He's the guy who cleans the bathrooms.
ryan78
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Born Small... Now Huge... Win, AB
Joined: 07.11.2007
Nov 4 @ 4:38 PM ET
I'm against making any sort of sound when in a public bathroom.
- Prax

Aren't you making a sound when the piss bounces of the back of the urinal?
ryan78
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Born Small... Now Huge... Win, AB
Joined: 07.11.2007
Nov 4 @ 4:38 PM ET
i find it hard to believe you work in an office
- Crimsoninja

Well believe it.
Prax
Montreal Canadiens
Location: The Checking Line, the place t, QC
Joined: 07.10.2006
Nov 4 @ 4:39 PM ET
Aren't you making a sound when the piss bounces of the back of the urinal?
- ryan78


I meant with my mouth. Sounds with my mouth.

Only acceptable sounds are:

- piss splash
- farts
- the "ploop" sound your turds make when they fall out of your ass.
ryan78
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Born Small... Now Huge... Win, AB
Joined: 07.11.2007
Nov 4 @ 4:40 PM ET
I meant with my mouth. Sounds with my mouth.

Only acceptable sounds are:

- piss splash
- farts
- the "ploop" sound your turds make when they fall out of your ass.
- Prax

I should hope the sound of water coming from the tap and the paper towel dispenser making noise is around too.
Prax
Montreal Canadiens
Location: The Checking Line, the place t, QC
Joined: 07.10.2006
Nov 4 @ 4:41 PM ET
I should hope the sound of water coming from the tap and the paper towel dispenser making noise is around too.
- ryan78


no.
Pikey
Boston Bruins
Location: Public transportation is for j
Joined: 08.15.2009
Nov 4 @ 8:03 PM ET
Prax and Ryan, you two should be rolled up together and shoved into a fuckin oven.
BingoLady
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Ultimate Warrior, NB
Joined: 07.15.2009
Nov 4 @ 8:06 PM ET
The guy on my floor who talks on his cell while pissing. Today he also had a coffee with him while he was doing the deed
- Prax

are u the attendant?
40years, 40ouncer
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: burke claims there should be n
Joined: 10.25.2007
Nov 4 @ 8:13 PM ET
Prax and Ryan, you two should be rolled up together and shoved into a fuckin oven.
- Pikey

you should be in there with them
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
Nov 4 @ 8:13 PM ET
Prax and Ryan, you two should be rolled up together and shoved into a fuckin oven.
- Pikey

are you making a bore-ito?


(sorry, guys. you don't really bore me. i just like to make really lame jokes where i am the only one laughing)
40years, 40ouncer
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: burke claims there should be n
Joined: 10.25.2007
Nov 4 @ 8:16 PM ET
are you making a bore-ito?


(sorry, guys. you don't really bore me. i just like to make really lame jokes where i am the only one laughing)
- kicksave856

you got that right
Pikey
Boston Bruins
Location: Public transportation is for j
Joined: 08.15.2009
Nov 4 @ 8:24 PM ET
are you making a bore-ito?


(sorry, guys. you don't really bore me. i just like to make really lame jokes where i am the only one laughing)
- kicksave856
jsr1034
New York Islanders
Location: Doo wacko!, NY
Joined: 06.19.2007
Nov 4 @ 9:04 PM ET
are you making a bore-ito?


(sorry, guys. you don't really bore me. i just like to make really lame jokes where i am the only one laughing)
- kicksave856

I lol'd
aightwebang17
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Typical Montreal, PA
Joined: 07.10.2008
Nov 4 @ 10:26 PM ET
I lol'd
- jsr1034

samesies. (cuz it's true)
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