IT WAS SO BAD

I thought the first one was decent but this was god awful.
- Pike_Tyson

i liked the first one, second one no good?

Just like I don't need to stab myself with a sword to know one could kill me, I don't need to see either to know it's bad.

/notsureifthatanalogymakessensebutscrewiti'mtired
- Flyskippy

The first one was good.

i liked the first one, second one no good?
- Don'tForgetTocchet

I too liked the first one but the second one is universe awful.

They turned Sherlock into some kind of buffoon. The plot barely makes sense and isn't very mysterious. It feels more like a cruddy Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels.

More than 64,000 headstones at Arlington National Cemetery outside Washington, D.C. may contain typos or other errors, according to a new government report.

The errors, which mar 25 percent of the 260,000 grave markers in what is arguably the nation's best-known military burial ground, include misspelled names and incorrect ranks, birth dates and death dates.

How Hollywood has made Sherlock Holmes into something dreadful.
- Flyskippy

i like how a brainy detective got turned into a brainy, wise cracking, ass whooping, bullet dodging action hero.

go (frank) yourself Hollywood. you ruined an institution with that piece of poop.

i like how a brainy detective got turned into a brainy, wise cracking, ass whooping, bullet dodging action hero.

go (frank) yourself Hollywood. you ruined an institution with that piece of poop.
- EricNearBuffalo

I imagine the sale of the movie rights went something like this:

Hollywood: "We'd like to make a Sherlock Holmes movie, here's our offer."

Conan Doyle Estate: "Sure, go ahead." *signs*

*months pass*

Conan Doyle Estate: *sees movie and immediately reviews pact* "Seriously.. WTF?"
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"The makers of this film are mainly interested in action; that, they believe, is all that gets young audiences into cinemas today. They may be right, but they have ridden roughshod over one of literature's greatest creations in the process." David Stratton of The Australian

I imagine the sale of the movie rights went something like this:

Hollywood: "We'd like to make a Sherlock Holmes movie, here's our offer."

Conan Doyle Estate: "Sure, go ahead." *signs*

*months pass*

Conan Doyle Estate: *sees movie and immediately reviews pact* "Seriously.. WTF?"
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"The makers of this film are mainly interested in action; that, they believe, is all that gets young audiences into cinemas today. They may be right, but they have ridden roughshod over one of literature's greatest creations in the process." David Stratton of The Australian
- Flyskippy

Stop whining.

Stop whining.
- dt99999

Stop?!? I have not yet begun!

Stop?!? I have not yet begun!
- Flyskippy

It's Tebow (interception) TIME!

how a werhters caramel hard candy lasts for so long

It's Tebow (interception) TIME!
- watsonnostaw

i couldn't believe that.

i was working and we had the game on in the store. while taking care of customers all i hear is the Bills' play by play guy going apepoop.

this is not my Bills team. my Bills team lost 7 games in a row. then again, they went up against the genuflecting wonder.

her shoes on December 26th and 30 degrees fahrenheit out

her shoes on December 26th and 30 degrees fahrenheit out
- watsonnostaw

- dt99999

if I said -2 Celsius, half these mutants wouldnt understand, i thought you uppity canadians would know the cross reference

if I said -2 Celsius, half these mutants wouldnt understand, i thought you uppity canadians would know the cross reference
- watsonnostaw

guess maybe...


who's the girl and the freakishly tall guy?

how tall is he in centimeters please?

guess maybe...


who's the girl and the freakishly tall guy?

how tall is he in centimeters please?
- dt99999

some random slut, and a long time friend of mine

190cm (approx)

shes midetesque

some random slut, and a long time friend of mine

190cm (approx)

shes midetesque
- watsonnostaw

he's wearing a lightweight cotton shirt and deck shoes. they are both dressed for a 3 hour cruise.

he's wearing a lightweight cotton shirt and deck shoes. they are both dressed for a 3 hour cruise.
- Don'tForgetTocchet

i never said they were normal, of course they are from daytona beach

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Veteran rockers Van Halen unveiled plans on Monday for a tour with original lead singer David Lee Roth returning to the stage.

In a video posted on the band's website,http://www.van-halen.com, Eddie Van Halen, brother Alex and son Wolfgang play the hit "Panama" while Roth runs around on stage. Underneath reads "Van Halen On Tour 2012" with tickets going on sale January 10.

No other details were announced, but the video confirms music industry buzz that the band is together again with Roth. An album is said to be in the works, too, after Van Halen signed a record deal in November.


A separate posting on the Van Halen News Desk website said the video was shot at the Roxy Theatre along Los Angeles' Sunset Strip while the band performed "a brand-new song."

The news site speculated about a possible February release date for a new song or album, and said the record was produced by Ross Hogarth. It is the band's first full album with Roth since the CD "1984," which was released on December 31, 1983.

Van Halen's relationship with Roth has been a stormy one over the years. Roth left the band in a bitter breakup in 1985, only to rejoin for a performance at the MTV Video Music Awards in 1996, then quickly depart in another bitter split over whores and cocaine. He returned to Van Halen for a tour in 2007-2008.

The band, whose early hits include "Runnin' With the Devil" and "Dance the Night Away," was among the leading rock acts of the late 1970s, 1980s and into the 1990s when Sammy Hagar replaced Roth as singer and general masturbatory icon.

Michael Anthony was the original bassist, but alongside Hagar he has joined another band, Chickenfatfeet. Wolfgang Van Halen, Eddie's son, took over on bass.