- watsonnostaw

She sounds semi intelligent when her tits are hanging out...

I hope you get to atleast finger pop her

shame on you for not having quality clothing ready to go

bet you bought a new thong to wear as well didnt you romeo
- watsonnostaw

We all have to buy new clothes sometimes, Watson.

I'm a busy man.

And I don't wear underwear.

At the very least Tommy can give you head
- Lahey

You think Tommy Hilfiger will give me head? I don't understand.

good luck, pikey.

i am rooting for you.
- kicksave856

She has a good sense of humor and a cute face but is overweight. Not sure how to approach that subject without getting slapped. It's a shame though because she's great other than the really unhealthy diet (she chugged a pepsi and a nestea and had a poutine tonight).

And she's not even monstrously overweight. Like she has nice boobs and is still feminine...but she's a little unhealthy.

She has a good sense of humor and a cute face but is overweight. Not sure how to approach that subject without getting slapped. It's a shame though because she's great other than the really unhealthy diet (she chugged a pepsi and a nestea and had a poutine tonight).

And she's not even monstrously overweight. Like she has nice boobs and is still a feminine...but she's a little unhealthy.
- Pike_Tyson

Imagine what it will be once she's landed a man. She'll be drinking milkshakes and deep frying everything.

Imagine what it will be once she's landed a man. She'll be drinking milkshakes and deep frying everything.
- Monkey

You're right. I've got to get out.

She has a good sense of humor and a cute face but is overweight. Not sure how to approach that subject without getting slapped. It's a shame though because she's great other than the really unhealthy diet (she chugged a pepsi and a nestea and had a poutine tonight).

And she's not even monstrously overweight. Like she has nice boobs and is still feminine...but she's a little unhealthy.
- Pike_Tyson

so you're a chubby chaser....

did you pay the entire feed bill or did you do the dutch?

if you are posting this type of review about her, imagine what she is saying about you to all her friends, family and co-workers

She has a good sense of humor and a cute face but is overweight. Not sure how to approach that subject without getting slapped. It's a shame though because she's great other than the really unhealthy diet (she chugged a pepsi and a nestea and had a poutine tonight).

And she's not even monstrously overweight. Like she has nice boobs and is still feminine...but she's a little unhealthy.
- Pike_Tyson

Sounds like my kinda gal...

so you're a chubby chaser....

did you pay the entire feed bill or did you do the dutch?

if you are posting this type of review about her, imagine what she is saying about you to all her friends, family and co-workers
- watsonnostaw

She has a good sense of humor and a cute face but is overweight. Not sure how to approach that subject without getting slapped. It's a shame though because she's great other than the really unhealthy diet (she chugged a pepsi and a nestea and had a poutine tonight).

And she's not even monstrously overweight. Like she has nice boobs and is still feminine...but she's a little unhealthy.
- Pike_Tyson

there's no "approaching that situation", pikey. especially without getting slapped. she's not a house to remodel, she's a woman.

i like her already because she chooses pepsi. and don't tell me that's just all the had there. don't ruin her for me.

also, this might be a PM kind of thing. haters gonna hate.

one last thing, when she chugged the pepsi, the nestea, and the poutine did you say "BRAH!"?

so you're a chubby chaser....

did you pay the entire feed bill or did you do the dutch?

if you are posting this type of review about her, imagine what she is saying about you to all her friends, family and co-workers
- watsonnostaw

No I paid the feed bill.

there's no "approaching that situation", pikey. especially without getting slapped. she's not a house to remodel, she's a woman.

i like her already because she chooses pepsi. and don't tell me that's just all the had there. don't ruin her for me.

also, this might be a PM kind of thing. haters gonna hate.

one last thing, when she chugged the pepsi, the nestea, and the poutine did you say "BRAH!"?
- kicksave856

You're right. I should treat her like a woman and ditch her and keep her guessing why, throwing her into turmoil.

The Pepsi was in her fridge so she could've bought whatever.

I was fully aware haters were going to hate and posted this here for the sheer comedic value of it.

Please continue the hating.


Lol I didn't say brah because I wasn't sure what to say. I was having a nice night and didn't want the stress.

I mean I doubt she's happy with being overweight...maybe she just needs a shove....course it would have to be a very powerful shove.

I mean I doubt she's happy with being overweight...maybe she just needs a shove....course it would have to be a very powerful shove.
- Pike_Tyson

you must be smitten with her to be discussing porky this long afterwards

when is the second date?

Pikey, she realizes she's overweight. She'd "realize" it even if she wasn't.


If you want to stick around with her, and help her get healthier, just do healthy things with her- hiking or some poop like that. Don't you live in Ottawa? Isn't that the only thing to do there anyways?

Pikey, she realizes she's overweight. She'd "realize" it even if she wasn't.


If you want to stick around with her, and help her get healthier, just do healthy things with her- hiking or some poop like that. Don't you live in Ottawa? Isn't that the only thing to do there anyways?
- Feeling Glucky?

her self esteem must be at an all time low to date pikey

you must be smitten with her to be discussing porky this long afterwards

when is the second date?
- watsonnostaw

No, not smitten. I just see potential.

It's not easy for me to find women who don't get angry with me when I say things.

But fatness is no good.

You know?

Pikey, she realizes she's overweight. She'd "realize" it even if she wasn't.


If you want to stick around with her, and help her get healthier, just do healthy things with her- hiking or some poop like that. Don't you live in Ottawa? Isn't that the only thing to do there anyways?
- Feeling Glucky?

Not sure about that. Some people are delusional.

All the hiking in the world won't make up for pepsi and poutine.

And I won't take poop from a guy in Toronto where all there is to do is get shot by darkies.

her self esteem must be at an all time low to date pikey
- watsonnostaw

her self esteem must be at an all time low to date pikey
- watsonnostaw

would it be lower if she dated me?

would it be lower if she dated me?
- BingoLady

How many dates you been on since January anyway?

This is like number ten for me.

Depressing.

Not sure about that. Some people are delusional.

All the hiking in the world won't make up for pepsi and poutine.

And I won't take poop from a guy in Toronto where all there is to do is get shot by darkies.
- Pike_Tyson

You'll take it like the little female dog you are.

I can tell you, if she's a little bit overweight, she's obsessed by what a fat pig she is. That's the direction the delusion goes.

You'll take it like the little female dog you are.

I can tell you, if she's a little bit overweight, she's obsessed by what a fat pig she is. That's the direction the delusion goes.
- Feeling Glucky?

You know this because you are a fat woman?