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BingoLady
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Ultimate Warrior, NB
Joined: 07.15.2009
May 25 @ 5:19 PM ET
How many dates you been on since January anyway?

This is like number ten for me.

Depressing.
- Pike_Tyson

with the same woman? Almost time for coitus isn't it.
Flyfreaky
Philadelphia Flyers
Joined: 07.20.2011
May 25 @ 5:29 PM ET
You know this because you are a fat woman?
- Pike_Tyson

Nothing wrong with a little muffin top...Blueberry's my favorite...
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
May 25 @ 5:35 PM ET
Pikey how did you meet her? According to my wife this is crucial to how you should approach this.



edit: never mind. She thought you were a colleague when she saw me typing on hb she stopped caring
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
May 25 @ 5:56 PM ET
Pikey how did you meet her? According to my wife this is crucial to how you should approach this.



edit: never mind. She thought you were a colleague when she saw me typing on hb she stopped caring
- dt99999
nayefj
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Colorado/Qatif, Saudi Arabia/القطيف
Joined: 02.04.2010
May 25 @ 9:47 PM ET
Pikey how did you meet her? According to my wife this is crucial to how you should approach this.



edit: never mind. She thought you were a colleague when she saw me typing on hb she stopped caring
- dt99999
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
May 25 @ 10:00 PM ET
TheTaoOfSemenko
Vegas Golden Knights
Joined: 07.01.2009
May 25 @ 11:54 PM ET
She has a good sense of humor and a cute face but is overweight. Not sure how to approach that subject without getting slapped. It's a shame though because she's great other than the really unhealthy diet (she chugged a pepsi and a nestea and had a poutine tonight).

And she's not even monstrously overweight. Like she has nice boobs and is still feminine...but she's a little unhealthy.
- Pike_Tyson

Im not sure why, but this made me laugh more than anything I've read on here in a while.
TheTaoOfSemenko
Vegas Golden Knights
Joined: 07.01.2009
May 25 @ 11:58 PM ET
You'll take it like the little female dog you are.

I can tell you, if she's a little bit overweight, she's obsessed by what a fat pig she is. That's the direction the delusion goes.
- Feeling Glucky?

even though he's a jew, he is correct. Most women believe deep down that they're fat (especially if they are). we as the male species need to capitalize on that and trick the good ones into marrying us.



















(pre-nup)
Pike_Tyson
Boston Bruins
Location: Compassion is a nice emotion , NY
Joined: 11.20.2011
May 26 @ 9:45 AM ET
with the same woman? Almost time for coitus isn't it.
- BingoLady

no not with the same woman. All different actually.

ew coitus!
Don'tForgetTocchet
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Ground Zero Brooklyn
Joined: 02.08.2007
May 26 @ 11:53 AM ET
no not with the same woman. All different actually.

ew coitus!
- Pike_Tyson



BRAH !
the_cause2000
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Not quite my tempo
Joined: 02.26.2007
May 26 @ 9:58 PM ET
so how did everything turn out?
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
May 26 @ 11:17 PM ET
no not with the same woman. All different actually.

ew coitus!
- Pike_Tyson

its you not them

never a second date, wow what a loser
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006
May 26 @ 11:52 PM ET
why FOX is throwing camera lines onto a race track during an actual race
Flyfreaky
Philadelphia Flyers
Joined: 07.20.2011
May 27 @ 8:45 AM ET
Feeling Glucky?
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tanktown, ON
Joined: 10.08.2008
May 27 @ 9:00 AM ET

- Flyfreaky



legit LOL
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
May 27 @ 7:49 PM ET
i dont understand it either
Pike_Tyson
Boston Bruins
Location: Compassion is a nice emotion , NY
Joined: 11.20.2011
May 27 @ 11:54 PM ET
so how did everything turn out?
- the_cause2000


Lots of banging, tears, banging and violence.
Pike_Tyson
Boston Bruins
Location: Compassion is a nice emotion , NY
Joined: 11.20.2011
May 27 @ 11:55 PM ET
BRAH !
- Don'tForgetTocchet


What? I ate healthy food during these dates.
Pike_Tyson
Boston Bruins
Location: Compassion is a nice emotion , NY
Joined: 11.20.2011
May 27 @ 11:55 PM ET
its you not them

never a second date, wow what a loser
- watsonnostaw


It's definitely me. I even asked one of them for gas money.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
May 28 @ 8:21 AM ET
It's definitely me. I even asked one of them for gas money.
- Pike_Tyson

pikey: listen, its not you, its me

them: no poop
the_cause2000
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Not quite my tempo
Joined: 02.26.2007
May 28 @ 9:05 AM ET
Lots of banging, tears, banging and violence.
- Pike_Tyson

exactly same sitch when I tried to build my deck
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
May 28 @ 9:31 AM ET
exactly same sitch when I tried to build my deck
- the_cause2000
PukMeInThe5Hole
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Maybe you should take up another sport - like knitting, AB
Joined: 08.29.2011
May 28 @ 11:46 PM ET

- Flyfreaky
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
May 29 @ 1:21 PM ET

it's like a 1998 ford ranger. seriously, guy. kill yourself in that truck.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
May 29 @ 1:23 PM ET

it's like a 1998 ford ranger. seriously, guy. kill yourself in that truck.
- kicksave856


it's not like anybody's clamoring for those spots
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