great... the two-peckered monster of glucksave85shits is rearing its infected head again.

great... the two-peckered monster of glucksave85shits is rearing its infected head again.
- dt99999

you're a towel.

great... the two-peckered monster of glucksave85shits is rearing its infected head again.
- dt99999

i would be so mad at my dog.


but i'd know it was my fault for leaving my brownies where he could get them. he's only human. no wait. no he isn't.
- kicksave856

the brownie part is probably what's making dogs sick.

- Shutdown

The planet Mars is forecast to be warmer than Edmonton and Regina tomorrow.

The planet Mars is forecast to be warmer than Edmonton and Regina tomorrow.
- Nucker101

proof of life on mars.

Why I am enjoying the creole music in this taxi

Why I am enjoying the creole music in this taxi
- dt99999

yeah the sultans, they played creole.




creole.

http://officialsamwell.com/live-call/

COLUMBUS, Ohio — A central Ohio principal says she suspended a 10-year-old boy from school for three days for pretending his finger was a gun and pointing it at another student's head.

The boy's father says it's the adults who are acting childish for suspending the boy from Devonshire Alternative Elementary School in Columbus last week.

The fifth-grader said he was "just playing around." But district spokesman Jeff Warner told The Columbus Dispatch (http://bit.ly/1jO1rL7 ) that Devonshire Principal Patricia Price has warned students about pretend gun play numerous times this year, and everyone should know the rules by now. He said warnings have been included in three newsletters sent home with kids.

Warner says the boy put his finger to the side of the other student's head and pretended to shoot "kind of execution style."

"The kids were told, 'If you don't stop doing this type of stuff, there would be consequences,'" Warner said. "It's just been escalating."

The boy's father said no one felt threatened. The other student didn't see it happen, but a teacher witnessed it.

"I was just playing around," said the fifth-grader, who had never been in trouble before. "People play around like this a lot at my school."

Since zero-tolerance policies were adopted following school shootings around the country, Columbus schools have disciplined students for violations including firing a Nerf foam-dart gun at school. A similar policy was cited last year when a Maryland school suspended a 7-year-old boy who had chewed a Pop-Tart into a gun shape.

http://www.newscientist.c...rangers.html#.Uxj7L4Xy0Sk

Man tries to rob downtown store -- with hockey stick
By Doug Hempstead ,Ottawa Sun



Somebody actually tried to rob a convenience store using a hockey stick Monday.

It happened at Kars Confectionery on Kent St., where around 6:40 p.m., a man dressed in black and wearing a balaclava, approached the owner of the store. He pointed a hockey stick at the man and demanded cash.

Instead of handing over cash, the owner grabbed the stick out of the would-be robber's hand. The suspect fled with less than he came in with.

Police are investigating and say the suspect was white, around 5-foot-10 and had a slim build.

There were no injuries, but -- if caught -- the suspect will likely get more than two minutes for high-sticking.

- Shutdown

This one actually makes sense to me.

This one actually makes sense to me.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

never got into johnny bravo, until digital cable i was only getting french teletoon.

french family guy is the worst.

DANVILLE, Va. (AP) - Police in Danville are investigating the theft of more than $15,000 worth of manhole covers that were stolen from various parts of the city.

Media outlets report that nearly 50 manhole covers have gone missing, including more than 30 covers that were taken from one area alone.

Police say those responsible are going into remote areas and taking the manhole covers and the support rings that are around the covers.

- Shutdown

that's (frank)ing impressive.

DANVILLE, Va. (AP) - Police in Danville are investigating the theft of more than $15,000 worth of manhole covers that were stolen from various parts of the city.

Media outlets report that nearly 50 manhole covers have gone missing, including more than 30 covers that were taken from one area alone.

Police say those responsible are going into remote areas and taking the manhole covers and the support rings that are around the covers.
- Doppleganger

heaven on earth