The craziest thing ive ever did. I kidnapped rapped and killed a teenag girl, then ate her body and drank her blood, then i stole her ticket, pretty akward sitting next to her dad, he was all like ur not my daughter and i was all like ya i kno.



have a (frank)ing sense of humor u stupid female dog, wow take the tampoon outta ur ass and grow some balls


Great ideas just come to you, its in the spur of the moment


Whats with aviater? its like your biting down with that Richard in your mouth



Gonna cry ...

Try and grow some balls and not be some emotional pms female dog, like its frustrating having to witness a man embarrese a gender based on his homosexuality, baby steps maby u (frank) you boyfriend for a change and i dunno gain some manlyness if thats how u fags see it, but ur kinda deppressing like i dont even wanna make fun of u incase u get to emotional and slit ur wrist vertically


I have such a gift


Trying to get on my good side? well my good sides ment for woman so get your homesexual thoughts and get rid of them, i kno im awsome as (frank) but theres somthing abouth the way u tlk and the way u portray u self that makes me very uncomfortable, -this is you after you boyfriend blows his load in your eyes... -and this is wear youd rather have im shoot it off...


thxs its a real honour i kno all you look up to me and think im like a god and so on but its who i am



youve made me proud son


(frank) you someone who is attracted to the opposite sex boy you speak when you spoken too


(frank) you julien


Reasons why eklund wont ban me...
1.too big of a female dog
2. my saveyness and creativity is getting numerous of hits
3.I keep the posters happy and laughing
4.Im awsome
5. Eklund need me to have a succesfull website
6. i give buisness to the suicide hotlines
7. Ive made it clear that being gay is not okay
7.ive never disrespected a woman
8. Most of the fags i made fun of have learned a life lesson
9.Im an oiler fan
10. Double female dog

Some classic king.

Some classic king.
- DTF69

this was on page one bumholeflaps.

this was on page one bumholeflaps.
- sanfordnson

You're against a repost? Or a bump or whatever the (frank) it is?

Shame on you.

The craziest thing ive ever did. I kidnapped rapped and killed a teenag girl, then ate her body and drank her blood, then i stole her ticket, pretty akward sitting next to her dad, he was all like ur not my daughter and i was all like ya i kno.



have a (frank)ing sense of humor u stupid female dog, wow take the tampoon outta ur ass and grow some balls


Great ideas just come to you, its in the spur of the moment


Whats with aviater? its like your biting down with that Richard in your mouth



Gonna cry ...

Try and grow some balls and not be some emotional pms female dog, like its frustrating having to witness a man embarrese a gender based on his homosexuality, baby steps maby u (frank) you boyfriend for a change and i dunno gain some manlyness if thats how u fags see it, but ur kinda deppressing like i dont even wanna make fun of u incase u get to emotional and slit ur wrist vertically


I have such a gift


Trying to get on my good side? well my good sides ment for woman so get your homesexual thoughts and get rid of them, i kno im awsome as (frank) but theres somthing abouth the way u tlk and the way u portray u self that makes me very uncomfortable, -this is you after you boyfriend blows his load in your eyes... -and this is wear youd rather have im shoot it off...


thxs its a real honour i kno all you look up to me and think im like a god and so on but its who i am



youve made me proud son


(frank) you someone who is attracted to the opposite sex boy you speak when you spoken too


(frank) you julien


Reasons why eklund wont ban me...
1.too big of a female dog
2. my saveyness and creativity is getting numerous of hits
3.I keep the posters happy and laughing
4.Im awsome
5. Eklund need me to have a succesfull website
6. i give buisness to the suicide hotlines
7. Ive made it clear that being gay is not okay
7.ive never disrespected a woman
8. Most of the fags i made fun of have learned a life lesson
9.Im an oiler fan
10. Double female dog

Some classic king.
- DTF69

#8

#8
- Cape Breton Bruins

I love the 2x 7's.

I love the 2x 7's.
- DTF69

2

WTF? Where'd that come from?

I dunno...did I say anything about that? I'm sure any team could come to the right deal if they're willing to give up what the Ducks will ask.

Man on man, I love the super-sensitive fans out there who can't handle being told that something they said might not be accurate so they have to fire at the Leafs with pure assumptions.

Typical conversation with the ultra-sensitive fans
- Columbus rules!
- Ummm, aren't you in last place?
- 1967 buddy 40+ years, losers!


So classic, so typical.

juice
11/29/11

WTF? Where'd that come from?

I dunno...did I say anything about that? I'm sure any team could come to the right deal if they're willing to give up what the Ducks will ask.

Man on man, I love the super-sensitive fans out there who can't handle being told that something they said might not be accurate so they have to fire at the Leafs with pure assumptions.

Typical conversation with the ultra-sensitive fans
- Columbus rules!
- Ummm, aren't you in last place?
- 1967 buddy 40+ years, losers!


So classic, so typical.

juice
11/29/11
- homiedclown

i'm worried about the bolded part.

i'm turned on by the bolded part.
- kicksave856

fixed

fixed
- sanfordnson

i don't give 2 shiits about your sexual fantasies, sandford.

i don't give 2 shiits about your sexual fantasies, sandford.
- kicksave856

YESSSS™

oh yeah. I did that.

i'm worried about the bolded part.
- kicksave856

- Juice

it's understandable, when the juice is flowing it is hard to turn down the homoeroticism.

it's understandable, when the juice is flowing it is hard to turn down the homoeroticism.
- Guimania

"The point is they have the balls to pull the trigger and we are the pansies who let 2 captains walk for nothing, and let Peca go over a few hundred dollars, and let Ray Sheppard go for $1, and got Bob Corkum... twice, and nothing ever happens here and we're not good enough, and blah, blah, blah, blah..... "

keptupl8 11/30/11

"The point is they have the balls to pull the trigger and we are the pansies who let 2 captains walk for nothing, and let Peca go over a few hundred dollars, and let Ray Sheppard go for $1, and got Bob Corkum... twice, and nothing ever happens here and we're not good enough, and blah, blah, blah, blah..... "

keptupl8 11/30/11
- homiedclown

about 1000 words short of epic

about 1000 words short of epic
- muffin_man

One of the weakest entries I've seen here. Not sure to rank it ahead or behind the guy who posted the Canucks defence pairings that someone posted once and thought they were ridiculous because they had Salo and Mitchell together.

Lol ur (frank)ed in the head random poop is so (frank)ing stupid, im gonna give you some pointers
1. Big is not necessaraly funny
2.insults are wat make the opponet cry making the individual insulting smile
3.Acting black will get you shot,sure in the end its gonna be pretty funny a shotem up white boy shot execution style by local gangbanngers.
4.Comedy is a hard to to succed at excpesially ur a (frank)in loser who cant make any one laugh
5.Insulting me is only gonna make your situation worse as soon as someone says somthin to me theres no line i would merly be telling jokes in an attempt to hurt your feelings.
6.There always one 40 year old virgin type whos trapped in the closet that you can expose there easy targets as soon as many people get involed the more likely he will
a)commit suicide
B)leave the forum
c)Turn to emo slit your slef music and and masturbation
d)Take out your anger on society and become a serial killing rapist
7.There are many ways to tell a joke sugar coating is not an option
8.You want your enemy to belive that he is getting under your skin
9.Jokes about family members is not appropriate inividual jokes and attacks are what we are here for
10) Most of you guys are little someone who is attracted to the opposite sex female doges that masturbate in the dark, its weird also most of you are probably that outcast type with no friends who internet date and meet friends in chat rooms and yeah society call them pedafiles and i think its (frank)ed up so you know maby dialing down the hole bad boy tough poop thing is a little clitche and wont work and will eventually get you made fun of sooner or later, thats my warning take it in i suggest you do cause theres nothing more that id rather then make you cry and quite and leave theis forum and eventually turn to a life of violence and incompatence and unable to succed when with a woman or like most of you little female doges turn to men. Homosexuality is very weird and frowned upon and 3/4 of the worldwill rezent you and make fun of you so you gotta ask you self if its really worth it?
- RPM03

Page 9 is pretty good

also

Let's pretend every day you have 10 customers, and only 1 young daughter to pimp. Your daughter isn't very attractive, but for some bizarre reason, your 10 customers are totally hooked on your daughter. So demand is high, and supply is low. Every day, you auction off that little cupcake. Every day, you have 10 nookie-starved people lined up, knocking on you door, wanting to buy that daughter of yours. So you do really, really well, because every day, 10 people are trying to outbid each other to buy that one single, solitary hole. Every day, without fail, you sell your one daughter to the guy who gives you the most money.

Then one day, somebody says that they want to start selling his daughter in your condo. Previously, you were the only guy who sold under aged family members.

You don't know if the other guy's daughter is going to be better looking or not. But you do know that your loyal customers - 9 of which go home every day without a piece- know about the new guy.

But wait, when you bought your condo, the condo board gave you exclusive daughter vending rights. If you say "no", then no one else is allowed to sell ass in your condo.

So I ask you this, Weirdoh - do you allow the other guy to start selling his daughter?
- scoot

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Page 9 is pretty good

also

- DTF69

bmup

bmup
- PredsFan95

That man singlehandedly saved your franchise!

That man singlehandedly saved your franchise!
- DTF69

agreed

All hail the masked (frank)head!!!