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Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

May 2 @ 12:38 PM ET

- dellio

Unholy_Goalie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: usually UG offends everyone by telling the truth - dt99999, ON
Joined: 08.23.2006

May 11 @ 1:58 PM ET
Here's what I would do:

Goaltending:
Option 1: Trade for Lindback/Bernier (give up Schenn/Franson + Mac/Kuli)
Option 2: Sign a veteran back up & give Reimer another shot

Power Forward:
Option 1: Trade for Nash/JVR (give up Schenn/Franson + Mac/Kuli + 2nd rounder/Colborne/Kadri
Option 2: Sign Dustin Penner for cheaper than what he makes now

#1 Centre:
Draft Galenchuk

- Pen15


Take special note that the value of Rick Nash is higher than Anders Lindback by a 2nd round pick.
muffin_man
Montreal Canadiens
Location: no problem, as s hole - Eric Engels, NY
Joined: 02.10.2007

May 11 @ 4:30 PM ET
Take special note that the value of Rick Nash is higher than Anders Lindback by a 2nd round pick.
- Unholy_Goalie

You're doing it wrong.
the_cause2000
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Not quite my tempo
Joined: 02.26.2007

May 11 @ 8:08 PM ET
Hi guys

Please keep posts epic.
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

May 11 @ 8:09 PM ET
Take special note that the value of Rick Nash is higher than Anders Lindback by a 2nd round pick.
- Unholy_Goalie


You aren't understanding the aura an epic post may have. Please search through the first 10 pages to get a good general idea.
the_cause2000
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Not quite my tempo
Joined: 02.26.2007

May 11 @ 8:19 PM ET
You aren't understanding the aura an epic post may have. Please search through the first 10 pages to get a good general idea.
- DTF69

epic pages
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

May 14 @ 1:27 PM ET
To the genious who keeps reporting posts from here...the "!" button is for reporting...not for flagging posts that get you excited.
Juice
TheTaoOfSemenko
Vegas Golden Knights
Joined: 07.01.2009

May 14 @ 1:41 PM ET
You're the one that's been lied to. Once you stop for a while and look back at all the other blazers, you'll realize what a waste and jackass you've been. You do not attain enlightenment from being stoned -- you attain stupidity. I regret every puff I've ever taken because there were an infinite amount of better things I could have been doing. Nobody thinks you're cool except other blazers -- NOBODY. That's what you need to get into your head. And if that is the extent of your social circle then you really need a wake-up call. Not to mention, that as someone who's had cancer three times in his late 20s, radiation, chemotherapy, and three surgeries, two of which ended up with half a lung removed, you do NOT want to put that crap in your body. Mine was not related to smoking (different form entirely) but the treatments were largely the same. You can not even begin to imagine what it is like. Try waking up in the middle of the night all alone in ICU with your hands tied to the bedposts so you don't pull the respirator out of your mouth, staring at the clock, watching the second hand move tick by tick, never knowing when you'll be taken off the machine -- minutes, hours, days. Put the joint down. Go for a walk. Go meet someone new that's going somewhere in life. Read 'The Snow Leopard' by Peter Mathiessen. Go for an outdoor skate or just a walk in the snow. Who cares if your fellow blazers will make fun of you -- you don't need them. Tell that to yourself 100 times. Rise above that crap. In the ten years since I recovered from my first round of cancer, I've learned to play hockey, whitewater kayaked the Lower Yough near Pittsburgh and the Ottawa River, whitewater rafted a class 5 river in West Virginia, learned to rock climb, traveled to Ecuador and the Galapagos, went scuba diving in Panama, Honduras, Belize and Dominica, hiked for 2 weeks in Banff and spent 2 months traveling through China. And got my Master's degree while working. Oh yeah, also took up photography and exhibited my work in public in DC.

I guarantee none of that would have happened if I sat around with a joint thinking I was on top of the world. So take my advice or leave it. We're all responsible for our own decisions. It's your life to live or waste as you see fit.


Bump.
BingoLady
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Ultimate Warrior, NB
Joined: 07.15.2009

May 14 @ 1:46 PM ET
Lol ur (frank)ed in the head random poop is so (frank)ing stupid, im gonna give you some pointers
1. Big is not necessaraly funny
2.insults are wat make the opponet cry making the individual insulting smile
3.Acting black will get you shot,sure in the end its gonna be pretty funny a shotem up white boy shot execution style by local gangbanngers.
4.Comedy is a hard to to succed at excpesially ur a (frank)in loser who cant make any one laugh
5.Insulting me is only gonna make your situation worse as soon as someone says somthin to me theres no line i would merly be telling jokes in an attempt to hurt your feelings.
6.There always one 40 year old virgin type whos trapped in the closet that you can expose there easy targets as soon as many people get involed the more likely he will
a)commit suicide
B)leave the forum
c)Turn to emo slit your slef music and and masturbation
d)Take out your anger on society and become a serial killing rapist
7.There are many ways to tell a joke sugar coating is not an option
8.You want your enemy to belive that he is getting under your skin
9.Jokes about family members is not appropriate inividual jokes and attacks are what we are here for
10) Most of you guys are little someone who is attracted to the opposite sex female doges that masturbate in the dark, its weird also most of you are probably that outcast type with no friends who internet date and meet friends in chat rooms and yeah society call them pedafiles and i think its (frank)ed up so you know maby dialing down the hole bad boy tough poop thing is a little clitche and wont work and will eventually get you made fun of sooner or later, thats my warning take it in i suggest you do cause theres nothing more that id rather then make you cry and quite and leave theis forum and eventually turn to a life of violence and incompatence and unable to succed when with a woman or like most of you little female doges turn to men. Homosexuality is very weird and frowned upon and 3/4 of the worldwill rezent you and make fun of you so you gotta ask you self if its really worth it?

- RPM03

Unholy_Goalie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: usually UG offends everyone by telling the truth - dt99999, ON
Joined: 08.23.2006

May 14 @ 7:29 PM ET
You aren't understanding the aura an epic post may have. Please search through the first 10 pages to get a good general idea.
- DTF69


This might not be up to your high standards of the first 10 pages but this one has to hold some value to it.

http://www.hockeybuzz.com...hp?thread_id=98413&page=5

Anyone can nail a good looking woman. With Oprah you're dropping loads on the most powerful person in America, which means aside from the Arabs, the most powerful person in the world.

-Zezel
muffin_man
Montreal Canadiens
Location: no problem, as s hole - Eric Engels, NY
Joined: 02.10.2007

May 14 @ 9:47 PM ET
This might not be up to your high standards of the first 10 pages but this one has to hold some value to it.

http://www.hockeybuzz.com...hp?thread_id=98413&page=5

Anyone can nail a good looking woman. With Oprah you're dropping loads on the most powerful person in America, which means aside from the Arabs, the most powerful person in the world.

-Zezel

- Unholy_Goalie

One of these has to show up

Juice
Location: "There are a few posters who a
Joined: 12.06.2007

May 15 @ 12:45 PM ET
To the genious who keeps reporting posts from here...the "!" button is for reporting...not for flagging posts that get you excited.
Juice

- Lahey



You really enjoyed that one didn't you?
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

May 15 @ 1:27 PM ET


You really enjoyed that one didn't you?

- Juice

yep
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

May 17 @ 1:05 PM ET
*waits*
bradleyc4
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: the jewelry is still out
Joined: 01.16.2007

May 17 @ 1:07 PM ET
Alright, what have I been up to...

On here:

I have been IP banned since the start of January for a scandal. Somebody accessed one of my accounts without my permission, and posted innapropriate stuff with it. Since the account was made under my IP address, I was IP banned, even though I didnt do anything. 1/2 people got a 3 year ban, the guy who accessed my account got nothing. So I can only post from my IPod at home, which has a different IP address, or at school. Pretty much any place from my computer at home. So I wont really ever get to post much again unless I change my IP address.

Anways, In the 3 months ive been gone, I have become a man who has ran a pretty successful site. That is where I will be posting all the time pretty much. Over the past few months, I have grown in many ways, the most in maturity. My 17th bday is in 4 days, but I have become a more likeable person, and I have grown alot. People would be surprised to see what can happen in 3 months.

Now as for hockey...

Our team won cities! I had probably the best year of my hockey career, and it was by far my most favorite year. Our team was filled with great guys. We didnt really have any bumholes on our team. It was a fantastic year. I am 6'1 1/2, 170 now, and I will probably grow even more. Will liekly be 6'2 180 going into next year. I am ready to be the top 3 goalie in tier 1 next year.

Anyways, fun weekend ahead. Nickelback concert tomorrow ((frank) the haters!!!!!), then golfing Sunday Monday, and Mon is my bday. Fun weekend ahead! Cheers all!

- FLYERSROCK!
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

May 17 @ 1:09 PM ET
[quote=bradleyc4]
im really really happy for him
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

May 17 @ 1:09 PM ET
[quote=bradleyc4]
I don't know why I read that or signed up to that site
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

May 17 @ 1:10 PM ET
im really really happy for him
- Shutdown

no you aren't
bradleyc4
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: the jewelry is still out
Joined: 01.16.2007

May 17 @ 1:25 PM ET
I don't know why I read that or signed up to that site
- Lahey


he's a man and it's a successful site
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

May 17 @ 1:27 PM ET
he's a man and it's a successful site
- bradleyc4

I didn't like it. Format didn't work and there was only 5 posters.
Don'tForgetTocchet
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Ground Zero Brooklyn
Joined: 02.08.2007

May 17 @ 1:29 PM ET
I didn't like it. Format didn't work and there was only 5 posters.
- Lahey



people would be surprised to see what can happen
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

May 17 @ 1:30 PM ET
no you aren't
- Lahey

HE'S FOLLOWING HIS DREAMS
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

May 17 @ 1:31 PM ET
people would be surprised to see what can happen
- Don'tForgetTocchet

How's the would you thread?
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

May 17 @ 1:32 PM ET
you guys are brutal.

is the kid that bad? i only know him from ek's thread (before the "scandal").
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

May 17 @ 1:36 PM ET
you guys are brutal.

is the kid that bad? i only know him from ek's thread (before the "scandal").

- kicksave856

i dont think he's bad at all. in fact i consider him a friend.
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