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tunaep.rm
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: $6.66, QC
Joined: 05.11.2012

Aug 3 @ 10:35 PM ET
Garth's thread.
- BingoLady

Guess your not good at math, I was FUKKEN 8 years old when I started watching hockey, so Mr Science, if I started watching the Leafs when I was 8 & i've been following the Leafs for 37 years, that makes me 45. Now who's the REAL DUMB ASS?????? Who the fuk thinks I'm an act, I'm insulted by that. You sure didn't waste anytime trying to jump all over me, ya fukken jerk. I don't know what the problem is on here against me, is it the jealously that I work for TTC? Well that aint my fukken problem. Someone wanna job at TTC well stop whining & go apply like I did 16 years ago. Or if the problem that people don't like TTC, that sint my fukken problem either. Call Byford & tell him your complains. Anyone who likes me, that's great, if ya don't like me, fuk off.
muffin_man
Montreal Canadiens
Location: no problem, as s hole - Eric Engels, NY
Joined: 02.10.2007

Aug 3 @ 10:37 PM ET
Guess your not good at math, I was FUKKEN 8 years old when I started watching hockey, so Mr Science, if I started watching the Leafs when I was 8 & i've been following the Leafs for 37 years, that makes me 45. Now who's the REAL DUMB ASS?????? Who the fuk thinks I'm an act, I'm insulted by that. You sure didn't waste anytime trying to jump all over me, ya fukken jerk. I don't know what the problem is on here against me, is it the jealously that I work for TTC? Well that aint my fukken problem. Someone wanna job at TTC well stop whining & go apply like I did 16 years ago. Or if the problem that people don't like TTC, that sint my fukken problem either. Call Byford & tell him your complains. Anyone who likes me, that's great, if ya don't like me, fuk off.

- tunaep.rm

Please god tell me that was GCHonda
BingoLady
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Ultimate Warrior, NB
Joined: 07.15.2009

Aug 3 @ 10:47 PM ET
Please god tell me that was GCHonda
- muffin_man

What valid points did that jerk make? He tried to prove I'm a dumbass but he made himself look like the real dumbass. Also, when we are born we don't come out of our mom's tummy & the 1st thing we thing we say is GO LEAFS GO. We start watching hockey as young kids as I did when I was 8. So I've been following the Leafs for 37 years. I wasn't born 37 years ago. Here's a math question for anyone, I was born in 1968, so I'll let anyone do the math.

Also, were all out here to chat hockey & have fun. We shouldn't worry about knowing too much about each other's personal lives. If people wanna tell everyone their address, exactly where they work, & everything about there life that is their problem. I don't divulge that kinda of info. So if that makes me mysterious & that's a problem for some than that's too bad, that aint my problem.

- GCHonda

daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005

Aug 3 @ 11:05 PM ET
Guess your not good at math, I was FUKKEN 8 years old when I started watching hockey, so Mr Science, if I started watching the Leafs when I was 8 & i've been following the Leafs for 37 years, that makes me 45. Now who's the REAL DUMB ASS?????? Who the fuk thinks I'm an act, I'm insulted by that. You sure didn't waste anytime trying to jump all over me, ya fukken jerk. I don't know what the problem is on here against me, is it the jealously that I work for TTC? Well that aint my fukken problem. Someone wanna job at TTC well stop whining & go apply like I did 16 years ago. Or if the problem that people don't like TTC, that sint my fukken problem either. Call Byford & tell him your complains. Anyone who likes me, that's great, if ya don't like me, fuk off.

- tunaep.rm

haven't seen that kind of quality in a while, ty
HB77
Edmonton Oilers
Location: PC is a genius for drafting mcdavid
Joined: 02.20.2007

Aug 4 @ 12:55 AM ET
Guess your not good at math, I was FUKKEN 8 years old when I started watching hockey, so Mr Science, if I started watching the Leafs when I was 8 & i've been following the Leafs for 37 years, that makes me 45. Now who's the REAL DUMB ASS?????? Who the fuk thinks I'm an act, I'm insulted by that. You sure didn't waste anytime trying to jump all over me, ya fukken jerk. I don't know what the problem is on here against me, is it the jealously that I work for TTC? Well that aint my fukken problem. Someone wanna job at TTC well stop whining & go apply like I did 16 years ago. Or if the problem that people don't like TTC, that sint my fukken problem either. Call Byford & tell him your complains. Anyone who likes me, that's great, if ya don't like me, fuk off.

- tunaep.rm

amazing stuff
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Aug 4 @ 1:29 AM ET
GCH is an Icon
Flyfreaky
Philadelphia Flyers
Joined: 07.20.2011

Aug 4 @ 7:44 AM ET
GCH is an Icon
- Crimsoninja

He should write a book...
tunaep.rm
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: $6.66, QC
Joined: 05.11.2012

Aug 4 @ 12:06 PM ET
He should write a book...
- Flyfreaky

BingoLady
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Ultimate Warrior, NB
Joined: 07.15.2009

Aug 4 @ 12:10 PM ET
He should write a book...
- Flyfreaky

Tee-Dot
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: For being Stee's alternate personality or being associated with M. Night Shyamalan?
Joined: 12.11.2008

Aug 4 @ 10:47 PM ET
DUDE I'M FUKKEN TIRED OF GETTING HARRASSED BY U. U ARE FUKKEN HARRASSING ME EVERY NIGHT & I'M SICK OF IT. FUK OFF & LEAVE ME ALONE!!! DON'T FUKKEN TALK TO ME ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A FUKKEN bumhole!!!!
Yeah... it's pretty weak.
BingoLady
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Ultimate Warrior, NB
Joined: 07.15.2009

Aug 15 @ 12:04 AM ET
jealouse your jokes arnt as classic cause it made perfect sense, and im starting to think you retarted, several occasions the points been made about not being able to read my posts, just cause the handcuffs are off and you didnt finish dosent mean you have to get offended.


ur clearly offended like r u coming out, closest tend to be very dark and small... But its ok people are gay like you dnt have to insult me, ur the one whos gotta look in the mirror and say im gay, ull feel better, people are gonna be like u kno that mjh609 ya i heard he suck Richard now. But ull get thru it.
- amazing_larry
BingoLady
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Ultimate Warrior, NB
Joined: 07.15.2009

Aug 15 @ 12:17 AM ET
Attn. HB'ers I will be copyrighting my pictures that you are using so unless you plan on paying for there use I implore you to remove them from your computers.

Thank You!
- pecafan
muffin_man
Montreal Canadiens
Location: no problem, as s hole - Eric Engels, NY
Joined: 02.10.2007

Aug 15 @ 7:20 AM ET
jealouse your jokes arnt as classic cause it made perfect sense, and im starting to think you retarted, several occasions the points been made about not being able to read my posts, just cause the handcuffs are off and you didnt finish dosent mean you have to get offended.


ur clearly offended like r u coming out, closest tend to be very dark and small... But its ok people are gay like you dnt have to insult me, ur the one whos gotta look in the mirror and say im gay, ull feel better, people are gonna be like u kno that mjh609 ya i heard he suck Richard now. But ull get thru it.
- amazing_larry

- BingoLady

just wow
daeth
Colorado Avalanche
Location: 43 points, ON
Joined: 09.15.2005

Aug 15 @ 9:01 AM ET
jealouse your jokes arnt as classic cause it made perfect sense, and im starting to think you retarted, several occasions the points been made about not being able to read my posts, just cause the handcuffs are off and you didnt finish dosent mean you have to get offended.


ur clearly offended like r u coming out, closest tend to be very dark and small... But its ok people are gay like you dnt have to insult me, ur the one whos gotta look in the mirror and say im gay, ull feel better, people are gonna be like u kno that mjh609 ya i heard he suck Richard now. But ull get thru it.
- amazing_larry

- BingoLady



This is all I can think of after reading that.
nfph
Referee
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Schadenfreude, NY
Joined: 09.22.2006

Aug 15 @ 9:41 AM ET
You guys, that was THE KING.

Using one of my old alts.

Crimminy, back me up here this thread needs correctin'
BingoLady
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Ultimate Warrior, NB
Joined: 07.15.2009

Aug 15 @ 9:44 AM ET
You guys, that was THE KING.

Using one of my old alts.

Crimminy, back me up here this thread needs correctin'

- nfph

Yea going through the thead trying to get Watson to pay me $1000 and I found it,
BingoLady
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Ultimate Warrior, NB
Joined: 07.15.2009

Aug 15 @ 10:14 AM ET
1) I've never had a girlfriend
2) I have a rapist witt
3) I suck at hockey
4) Most of my friends are gay
5) I love the band Journey
6) I hated Mr. T and Michael Jackson as a child
7) I love soccer
8) I am so grossed out by Milfs
9) I barely brush my teeth or take showers
10) I love blogging
11) I extremely dislike girls butts
12) When I was born I'm pretty sure I came out with an erection...
13) I love the how cool the Montreal Canadians fans dress... really slick
14) I bench like 1000000000 pounds...daily....everyday
15) I think richard pryor was lame, just lame man...
16) I think most of you are idiots and the rest are just jerks
17) I can't spell bathythermograph for the life of me
18) I think Eklund is a really swell lad
19) Ah... the next to last fact...
20) I'm a liar and about 98% of those facts are lies... except for #'s 2, 12, 16, 17, and 19.... uhh and 14....
- Canada4President
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Aug 20 @ 12:16 PM ET
An example of finding such a person was our own Eric Engels. Eric sent me an email way-back-when and at the time he was the furthest thing from a hockey writer. He was just a fan. A very passionate fan. In his email to me I could see a serious voice representative of the great Habs fanbase. When I asked him if I could post his email as a blog he was shocked to say the least! the response was phenomenal and a week later I gave Eric a shot on a part time basis. It didn't take but a few blogs to make that permanent and now Eric not only works in the industry for Hockeybuzz, but does so for XM Radio and has spots on Montreal Radio...(and does some freelance elsewhere on occasion) And Eric watches the games from the Press Box in Montreal and has become one of the most read Canadiens writers in the world.

And Eric is just one example of so many. Many still here, and a few who have gone on to try their own thing.
the_cause2000
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Not quite my tempo
Joined: 02.26.2007

Aug 20 @ 1:42 PM ET
An example of finding such a person was our own Eric Engels. Eric sent me an email way-back-when and at the time he was the furthest thing from a hockey writer. He was just a fan. A very passionate fan. In his email to me I could see a serious voice representative of the great Habs fanbase. When I asked him if I could post his email as a blog he was shocked to say the least! the response was phenomenal and a week later I gave Eric a shot on a part time basis. It didn't take but a few blogs to make that permanent and now Eric not only works in the industry for Hockeybuzz, but does so for XM Radio and has spots on Montreal Radio...(and does some freelance elsewhere on occasion) And Eric watches the games from the Press Box in Montreal and has become one of the most read Canadiens writers in the world.

And Eric is just one example of so many. Many still here, and a few who have gone on to try their own thing.

- watsonnostaw



and here I thought it's because he looks like Jacques Martin
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Aug 22 @ 11:39 PM ET
Now that the initial MLB investigation is over, I want to apologize for my actions and provide a more specific account of what I did and why I deserved to be suspended. I have no one to blame but myself. I know that over the last year and a half I made some serious mistakes, both in the information I failed to share during my arbitration hearing and the comments I made to the press afterwards.

I have disappointed the people closest to me -- the ones who fought for me because they truly believed me all along. I kept the truth from everyone. For a long time, I was in denial and convinced myself that I had not done anything wrong exceot for saying that I do not have a small penis, I do suffer with stub penii.

It is important that people understand that I did not share details of what happened with anyone until recently. My family, my teammates, the Brewers organization, my friends, agents, and advisors had no knowledge of these facts, and no one should be blamed but me. Those who put their necks out for me have been embarrassed by my behavior. I don't have the words to express how sorry I am for that.

Here is what happened. During the latter part of the 2011 season, I was dealing with a nagging injury and I turned to products for a short period of time that I shouldn't have used. The products were a cream and a lozenge which I was told could help expedite my rehabilitation. It was a huge mistake for which I am deeply ashamed and I compounded the situation by not admitting my mistakes immediately.

I deeply regret many of the things I said at the press conference after the arbitrator's decision in February 2012. At that time, I still didn't want to believe that I had used a banned substance. I think a combination of feeling self righteous and having a lot of unjustified anger led me to react the way I did. I felt wronged and attacked, but looking back now, I was the one who was wrong. I am beyond embarrassed that I said what I thought I needed to say to defend my clouded vision of reality. I am just starting the process of trying to understand why I responded the way I did, which I continue to regret. There is no excuse for any of this.

For too long during this process, I convinced myself that I had not done anything wrong. After my interview with MLB in late June of this year, I came to the realization that it was time to come to grips with the truth. I was never presented with baseball's evidence against me, but I didn't need to be, because I knew what I had done. I realized the magnitude of my poor decisions and finally focused on dealing with the realities of-and the punishment for-my actions.

I requested a second meeting with Baseball to acknowledge my violation of the drug policy and to engage in discussions about appropriate punishment for my actions. By coming forward when I did and waiving my right to appeal any sanctions that were going to be imposed, I knew I was making the correct decision and taking the first step in the right direction. It was important to me to begin my suspension immediately to minimize the burden on everyone I had so negatively affected -- my teammates, the entire Brewers organization, the fans and all of MLB. There has been plenty of rumor and speculation about my situation, and I am aware that my admission may result in additional attacks and accusations from others.

I love the great game of baseball and I am very sorry for any damage done to the game. I have privately expressed my apologies to Commissioner Selig and Rob Manfred of MLB and to Michael Weiner and his staff at the Players' Association. I'm very grateful for the support I've received from them. I sincerely apologize to everybody involved in the arbitration process, including the collector, Dino Laurenzi, Jr. I feel terrible that I put my teammates in a position where they were asked some very difficult and uncomfortable questions. One of my primary goals is to make amends with them.

I understand it's a blessing and a tremendous honor to play this game at the Major League level. I also understand the intensity of the disappointment from teammates, fans, and other players. When it comes to both my actions and my words, I made some very serious mistakes and I can only ask for the forgiveness of everyone I let down. I will never make the same errors again and I intend to share the lessons I learned with others so they don't repeat my mistakes. Moving forward, I want to be part of the solution and no longer part of the problem.

I support baseball's Joint Drug Treatment and Prevention Program and the importance of cleaning up the game. What I did goes against everything I have always valued -- achieving through hard work and dedication, and being honest both on and off the field. I also understand that I will now have to work very, very hard to begin to earn back people's trust and support.I am dedicated to making amends and to earning back the trust of my teammates, the fans, the entire Brewers' organization, my sponsors, advisors and from MLB. I am hopeful that I can earn back the trust from those who I have disappointed and those who are willing to give me the opportunity. I am deeply sorry for my actions, and I apologize to everyone who has been adversely affected by them.
Rayven
Boston Bruins
Location: The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Joined: 07.21.2009

Aug 23 @ 5:19 AM ET
Now that the initial MLB investigation is over, I want to apologize for my actions and provide a more specific account of what I did and why I deserved to be suspended. I have no one to blame but myself. I know that over the last year and a half I made some serious mistakes, both in the information I failed to share during my arbitration hearing and the comments I made to the press afterwards.

I have disappointed the people closest to me -- the ones who fought for me because they truly believed me all along. I kept the truth from everyone. For a long time, I was in denial and convinced myself that I had not done anything wrong exceot for saying that I do not have a small penis, I do suffer with stub penii.

It is important that people understand that I did not share details of what happened with anyone until recently. My family, my teammates, the Brewers organization, my friends, agents, and advisors had no knowledge of these facts, and no one should be blamed but me. Those who put their necks out for me have been embarrassed by my behavior. I don't have the words to express how sorry I am for that.

Here is what happened. During the latter part of the 2011 season, I was dealing with a nagging injury and I turned to products for a short period of time that I shouldn't have used. The products were a cream and a lozenge which I was told could help expedite my rehabilitation. It was a huge mistake for which I am deeply ashamed and I compounded the situation by not admitting my mistakes immediately.

I deeply regret many of the things I said at the press conference after the arbitrator's decision in February 2012. At that time, I still didn't want to believe that I had used a banned substance. I think a combination of feeling self righteous and having a lot of unjustified anger led me to react the way I did. I felt wronged and attacked, but looking back now, I was the one who was wrong. I am beyond embarrassed that I said what I thought I needed to say to defend my clouded vision of reality. I am just starting the process of trying to understand why I responded the way I did, which I continue to regret. There is no excuse for any of this.

For too long during this process, I convinced myself that I had not done anything wrong. After my interview with MLB in late June of this year, I came to the realization that it was time to come to grips with the truth. I was never presented with baseball's evidence against me, but I didn't need to be, because I knew what I had done. I realized the magnitude of my poor decisions and finally focused on dealing with the realities of-and the punishment for-my actions.

I requested a second meeting with Baseball to acknowledge my violation of the drug policy and to engage in discussions about appropriate punishment for my actions. By coming forward when I did and waiving my right to appeal any sanctions that were going to be imposed, I knew I was making the correct decision and taking the first step in the right direction. It was important to me to begin my suspension immediately to minimize the burden on everyone I had so negatively affected -- my teammates, the entire Brewers organization, the fans and all of MLB. There has been plenty of rumor and speculation about my situation, and I am aware that my admission may result in additional attacks and accusations from others.

I love the great game of baseball and I am very sorry for any damage done to the game. I have privately expressed my apologies to Commissioner Selig and Rob Manfred of MLB and to Michael Weiner and his staff at the Players' Association. I'm very grateful for the support I've received from them. I sincerely apologize to everybody involved in the arbitration process, including the collector, Dino Laurenzi, Jr. I feel terrible that I put my teammates in a position where they were asked some very difficult and uncomfortable questions. One of my primary goals is to make amends with them.

I understand it's a blessing and a tremendous honor to play this game at the Major League level. I also understand the intensity of the disappointment from teammates, fans, and other players. When it comes to both my actions and my words, I made some very serious mistakes and I can only ask for the forgiveness of everyone I let down. I will never make the same errors again and I intend to share the lessons I learned with others so they don't repeat my mistakes. Moving forward, I want to be part of the solution and no longer part of the problem.

I support baseball's Joint Drug Treatment and Prevention Program and the importance of cleaning up the game. What I did goes against everything I have always valued -- achieving through hard work and dedication, and being honest both on and off the field. I also understand that I will now have to work very, very hard to begin to earn back people's trust and support.I am dedicated to making amends and to earning back the trust of my teammates, the fans, the entire Brewers' organization, my sponsors, advisors and from MLB. I am hopeful that I can earn back the trust from those who I have disappointed and those who are willing to give me the opportunity. I am deeply sorry for my actions, and I apologize to everyone who has been adversely affected by them.

- watsonnostaw


I'm gonna go ahead and assume this wasn't A-Roid
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Sep 1 @ 12:36 AM ET
PoileRulezzzYo
Nashville Predators
Location: #Where'sDavidPoileHiding?
Joined: 09.21.2009

Sep 1 @ 6:02 AM ET

- watsonnostaw


Yeah...I am real worried about "soldiers" who hide around corners and spray an AK without looking...
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Sep 1 @ 11:02 AM ET

- watsonnostaw

Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Sep 1 @ 1:06 PM ET

- watsonnostaw

*their
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