Q: Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame in Toronto?
A: It's the only way Leafs fans can get to see the Stanley Cup!

Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Maple Leafs fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!

Q: What does an Toronto Maple Leafs fan do when his team has won the Stanley Cup?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
- Glak18


https://www.hockeybuzz.co...3957&forum_id=1&page=last
- homiedclown

if it weren't for the ps3 reference i'd have no idea how dated these jokes were

I know it is was the one I love left on your mom's night table. She enjoys kissing it every night before she tucks you in.
My enjoyment will be when the Islanders continually knock the leafs out of the playoffs for the next 7 years.
Again, not a leaf hater...you Maple Syrup Leafs fans cannot get it through you head. I just find it funny how you fans think think the NHL rises and sets in your tiny province.

- Nfdbulldawg

- Shutdown

- penguininnevada

laughable, i never declared myself an alpha. i declared many of you beta males as in not real men and it's the truth. after a decade you are all still here still behaving the way you've always behaved. never take ownership for your own behaviour or for when you're wrong. fire the first shots then cry when you get back what you gave out in the first place. like 20 members of the 'faction' barfing their negative diarrhea all over me the moment i came back here then act holier than thou suggesting i was the one to assault them initially. (looking at you daeth, who appears to think an insult to 1 'faction' member is an insult to all)

basically all you (frank)s want me to get on board and like being the victim of your unprovoked attacks or (frank) right off for good. everyday here since my return it's 20 vs 1 and all i tried to do was be cool with everyone after not being here for so long. just shut up mapes and everything will be cool. the fact that some of you guys can hang on to vitriol after 13 years has passed is just terribly sad.

in the last 8-10 years or so that i have been gone i have lost 3 pets, 2 uncles, 2 cousins, my dad and almost my mom(whose life has now been changed forever with a debilitating injury). all too young. so if you wanted bad things to happen to me you sure as (frank) got your wish. if of course you can pull your head out of your own ass long enough to realize that not everybody is living a totally (frank)ing awesome lifestyle as you are. real poop is happening.
- Shinobi

kill yourselves
- twiztedmike

ty

[quote=kicksave856]
like i said before, you're a piece of garbage.

[quote=Shinobi]

[quote=kicksave856]
laugh it up nerd, your time is coming.

[quote=kicksave856]
none of this ever happened.

/caper

[quote=Shinobi]
we're not laughing with you. we're laughing at you.

[quote=Gramps28]
i could tell by you needle Richard.

My fellow Americans, whom I have gratefully served for sixty years, and especially my fellow Arizonans,

Thank you for the privilege of serving you and for the rewarding life that service in uniform and in public office has allowed me to lead. I have tried to serve our country honorably. I have made mistakes, but I hope my love for America will be weighed favorably against them.

I have often observed that I am the luckiest person on earth. I feel that way even now as I prepare for the end of my life. I have loved my life, all of it. I have had experiences, adventures and friendships enough for ten satisfying lives, and I am so thankful. Like most people, I have regrets. But I would not trade a day of my life, in good or bad times, for the best day of anyone else’s.

I owe that satisfaction to the love of my family. No man ever had a more loving wife or children he was prouder of than I am of mine. And I owe it to America. To be connected to America’s causes – liberty, equal justice, respect for the dignity of all people – brings happiness more sublime than life’s fleeting pleasures. Our identities and sense of worth are not circumscribed but enlarged by serving good causes bigger than ourselves.

‘Fellow Americans’ – that association has meant more to me than any other. I lived and died a proud American. We are citizens of the world’s greatest republic, a nation of ideals, not blood and soil. We are blessed and are a blessing to humanity when we uphold and advance those ideals at home and in the world. We have helped liberate more people from tyranny and poverty than ever before in history. We have acquired great wealth and power in the process.

We weaken our greatness when we confuse our patriotism with tribal rivalries that have sown resentment and hatred and violence in all the corners of the globe. We weaken it when we hide behind walls, rather than tear them down, when we doubt the power of our ideals, rather than trust them to be the great force for change they have always been.

We are three-hundred-and-twenty-five million opinionated, vociferous individuals. We argue and compete and sometimes even vilify each other in our raucous public debates. But we have always had so much more in common with each other than in disagreement. If only we remember that and give each other the benefit of the presumption that we all love our country we will get through these challenging times. We will come through them stronger than before. We always do.

Ten years ago, I had the privilege to concede defeat in the election for president. I want to end my farewell to you with the heartfelt faith in Americans that I felt so powerfully that evening.

I feel it powerfully still.

Do not despair of our present difficulties but believe always in the promise and greatness of America, because nothing is inevitable here. Americans never quit. We never surrender. We never hide from history. We make history.

Farewell, fellow Americans. God bless you, and God bless America.
- "Sen. John McCain"

https://www.yahoo.com/lif...ing-guests-133300785.html

Is there a tldr version?

Is there a tldr version?
- Nucker101

i skimmed it earlier and
she called off her wedding because none of her friends would give her 1500 a head as a wedding gift

i'd like to say the guy dodged a bullet there but that story is crazy to the point where he'd have seen the warning signs ages ago so he must be just as (frank)ed up as her.

might be a good wake up call for her friends though lol

fake

-crims

fake

-crims
- daeth

yes

https://www.yahoo.com/lif...ing-guests-133300785.html
- KINGKENZO

don't you hate the kind of female genitalia who can't stop biitching about other people long enough to realize she's the problem?

don't you hate the kind of female genitalia who can't stop biitching about other people long enough to realize she's the problem?
- kicksave856

I'd like to see what he has to say

yes
- Crimsoninja

Her cousin wrote some long thing about how she's always been obsessed with the Kardashians and there's literally no chance she'd ever leave for South America

[quote=penguininnevada]
what a trainwreck

[quote=Feeling Glucky?]
it probably is fake

no one would do that