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sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Mar 20 @ 1:29 AM ET
I suspect all the spelling errors for westside did him in?
- ryan78

Yes that's exactly what got him banned
CaptainRivet
Buffalo Sabres
Location: on Bored, NY
Joined: 12.26.2008

Mar 20 @ 4:55 PM ET

- sanfordnson


jsr1034
New York Islanders
Location: Doo wacko!, NY
Joined: 06.19.2007

Mar 21 @ 4:48 PM ET
AS FOR MY GRAMMER ERRORS..................GET OVER IT AND FUK YERSELVES

hey idiot, when are you gonna stop drinking the bongwater after you smoke yer rag weed
yer fuking dellusional to think it is TM's fault for sharks play.
lets review yer bullpoop

losing error and luko, was a huge loss defensivly


bullpoop it was a cap room move for heatly, blake was signed before that for less money than his first yr 3.5 instead of 5

screw this im not gonna anylize yer bullpoop rambling. here is the bottom line with the sharks.


4 lines who dump and chase and play the get it deep make d turn and work it down low is not the way a succsefull team plays to get past 2 rnds of playoffs.
sharks rely on a system to score goals, not talent or individual play making, stick handling or quality shots.
top 2 lines are soft on the puck in the corners, they cant cycle
style of play is killing this team, they have no offensive creativity, they do not make plays on the rush in the O zone or make plays east west in O zone.
they even dump and chase when goalie is pulled 6 on 5
D isnt moving laterally with puck and shots are easily blocked or terribly off target.
they play system hockey based on hope,
hope that they get the bounces and keep shooting wildy to hope one goes in.

DON’T GIMME THIS OLYMPIC HANGOVER poop EITHER, ALL OUR DUDES LOOKED SHARP UPON RETURN AND NOW THEY ARE BACK
ITS LIKE THEM AND THE REST OF THE TEAM HAS BEEN BRAINWASHED OR UNDER SOME VOODOO SPELL OR IS SLOWLY BEING POISONED BY THE FOOD THEY EAT OR AIR THE BREATH IN THE LOCKER ROOM AND ON THE PLANE



player breakdown

nabby sucks!!!!! he is only great when the team plays a 5 man back smothering D
team dont like him or trust him, funny how he played great to get the russia gig and lost, so now he is butt hurt and cant wait to get out of here. or he is brainwashed and is being extorted by the russian maffia.
oh yeah wtf is up with the new mask with the naked someone who is attracted to the opposite sex old man on it.................... needs to fukin go, looks like poop

greiss aint much better, team has no goaltending

JT, sux he is soft and does not dominate, does not take it to the net. poop vinnie D and M ricci has more balls than JT does

PM is having a great yr but is currently on medication, and is dellusional on hope hockey style of play.

DH is playing great, making an effort trying to creat, but is burnt on the dump and chase grind.

JP is doing great , but is on same medication that PM is on

seto, sux and looks like a milan mickalek, he cant dump and chase or grind. his strength is speed and shot. he needs to watch teemu selanne video, seto is strangled by dump and chase style of play

clowe, is looking ok, but he is no JT so stop (frank)ing acting like him and handling the puck and passing. his strength was to play a tomas holmstom style of gm, or an owen nolan hybrid......... get low and sit in front of the net. bang home rebounds and play ugly.

where the fuk is ortmier??
nichol??? is he hurt still?
manny looks good and plays tough

mitchell sux, he looks like a marcel goc enigma trying to dump and chase. his strength is speed and PK he cant grind down low. look at goc thriving with a role and style of play in nashville that he was drafted to play in, speed, puck handling creativity and score goals, he was never a scott thorton or mike ricci, niether is tory mitchell

mcginn and staubitz look like poop
i would rather have traded for owen nolan and got cheech back rather then them 2. poop sign roenick back. at least them 3 got guts and heart. woulda been a hellova 4th line.

blake looks lost, and is slow

boyle looks like poop playing D period he he is frustrated with his role and style of play team plays. far cry from lightning hockey he thrived under.

murray looks like hes drinking the same medication as PM latley
needs to loose the caveman beard, obviously he cant see through it to make plays find the puck and pass it or play D

leech is cool, stay at home guy
so is huskins
walin is ok too

fuk vlasic, never liked him. good ridence wussy

The D pairings gotta be from now until season is over

blake boyle ......big money boys cup winners and shot takers run the PP get some laterall movement with the puck in the o zone boys........................ and on every PP full 2 min, rotate pav in there

murray walin, big tough swedes who will run ya over

leech huskins stay at home dudes play the body and chip it out to forwards

and why the fuk arnt joslin and demers playing???

PP

JT PM DH RB DB pavs rotate in on pt clowe rotate in and plant in front of goalie
fuk a second unit, slide in seto, manny,

(frank) nabokov, let him go and sign turco in the offseason for 1 yr at a time, until we can find a young stud to be goalie


see its very simple, its like the pitchers ahead of the hitters in spring trainning. sharks come out and play the bang and grind while teams are getting in the groove of season. by feb teams are getting into full play mode, they are hip to sharks play. it aint hard to defend 4 lines of dump and chase, when they dont respect your individual play making and puck handling, east west movement in the O zone, good shots and rebound control. just drop 3 back, have goalie play the puck and collapse back to the crease and look for the pass or chip or dump. no fear of a sharks, making a move or dangle with a sweet shot in the net, no worry about the others getting rebounds, cause they get tied up with D too much and knocked off balance or are too deep for the rebopund.
obviously the word is out on nabby and his weeknesses. he plays the angles and positions. bad 5 hole, in to deep for slappers from point and is doomed from deflections, sux and 3 on 2's or 2 on 1's and cant handle puck worth a poop, he dont even need a stick, it sure dont stop or poke anything.

as for the coachTM remeber he is the stanley cup winneing asst coach of the redwings, who ran the offense and PP. he comes here and the sharks ripped it up with a barrage of offensive creativity.
ahhhh but there is DW
DW is running the team, he is dictating the style of play he wants
and its obvious because he got players to play his style of old time canadien dump chase bang and grind pre lockout hockey.
he doesnt play a style that usues the most of his players talents, he strangles them into a system of 4 lines who dump and chase.
DW has the team and its coach held hostage and is dictationg what system and style they play.
Fuk DW and stay the fuk out of how the team plays, let the coach coach, let TM release the hounds, instead of strangle them
line 1 and 2 do yer thing, creativity and score goals
3 and 4 dump and chase grind it out and punish
no team bangs and grinds with the dump and chase with all 4 lines all fuking season long. they get beet up and it sux, it is a taxing and phsically and mentally draining way to play the game.
i have played hockey for 20 years, and it is the toughest thing to do is to bang and grind, stop and start, take the hit to make the hope play or the chip then skate back to play D every shift including PP of every goddamn gm. It takes away from the fun of hockey, the speed and skating the dangling and misdirection pass or individual move for the sweet one timer or wrist shot to the net.
the elite 8 combine talant and creativity with the gind down low when its playoff time

sharks need to watch video on det, pitt, jersey, cannucks, hawks, caps, and take a god damn look at the coyotes and see what the fuk they are doing as they slip right past ya to win the west.

i feel for the broadcasters, cause they are paid by the sharks and cant really tell it like it is, i cant even listen to pre gm and post gm anymore, its all head talk cliche bullpoop.

AS FOR YOU GARNER,
YER TALKSHOE AND RAG LINE PRINT ARE JUST SOME VAIN ATTEMPT TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE YER ABOUT SOMTHING
YER JUST A TOOL WHO IS A poop STARTING MISINFO DEMON.
YER JUST A SHILL NERD WANNABE PUNK WHO HAS NEVER PLAYED A ORGINIZED SPORT IN YER LIFE. MAN IF YER GETTING PAID TO DO THIS, SOMONE BETTER CALL THE COPS CAUSE YER A THIEF, AND MAYBE THE IDIOTS YER STEALING FROM ARE PAYING YOU FROM FED BAIL OUT MONEY

AS FOR ME................YEAH I CANT TYPE AND I DONT GIVE A FUK, BUT IM ALL HEART MOTHERFUKER AND A PASSIONATE SHARKS FAN SEASON TICKET HOLDER WHO KNOWS MORE ABOUT HOCKEY THAN YOU EVER WILL

- CJLOTTI


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DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Mar 21 @ 4:54 PM ET
http://www.hockeybuzz.com/boards/thread.php?thread_id=75390&page=1
- jsr1034


I actually read this.
smirc
Location: Such a technoid person.
Joined: 08.27.2008

Mar 22 @ 1:35 AM ET
http://www.hockeybuzz.com/boards/thread.php?thread_id=75390&page=1
- jsr1034


bursting with epic
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Mar 22 @ 2:02 AM ET
bursting with epic
- smirc


epic location
Pikey
Boston Bruins
Location: Public transportation is for j
Joined: 08.15.2009

Apr 3 @ 4:28 PM ET
Great post JC,

I can't even begin to explain how angry I was when we lost that game to Florida. You can't be losing to non play-off teams this time of year when you are barely clinging to a spot yourself. Our total lack of scoring is certainly going to see us out in the first round, that's if we even qualify for the post season. If we end up playing the Capitals we could lose every game 1-0 four straight. I think this club is solid enough defensively, we just can't put the damn puck in the oppostion net. I am truly baffled by this, I mean ok we lost Kessel but we got Sturm back and while he's been as snake bitten as everyone else on this team he has scored what most people would peg him for. In order to replace Kessel's output we should have only needed another 10 or so goals, and that should have easily been picked up by Ryder, Krejci, Bergy, Satan (once they signed him, can you say disappointment), oh yeah and Wheeler. You remember him right ? Big kid, put some weight on in the summer, was supposed to continue to improve this season, can you say sophomore slump in the extreme. Wideman can't stay out of his own way this season after a terrific year last year. We can't use it as an excuse but the injuries have played a part in this season's debacle. Savvy being out so much definitely hurt us. But I mean, it's not just the loss of Kessel, it's the fact that no one on this team has managed to improve their game, let alone maintain what they accomplished last year. I was never expecting a repeat of last season but I would never have predicted what happened to this year. We gotta put some points in the bank these next few games. Toronto *should* be a win, but then again so should have Florida. Two more games against the Caps which doesn't bode well for us, but if the team shows up I think we can beat them, the Caps win by filling the net, they are weak on D and their goal tending is questionable. We've already beaten Buffalo several times this year but that doesn't guarantee anything this time of year, but it's still hopeful. Carolina could end up being a tough contest with Ward back in the net, but I still think we can beat them as well, if the team shows up. That is what all this will come down to, can they show up for the remaining 5 games. We've blown a couple of chances to put some distance between us and Atlanta/NYR, that can't continue from here on out.

- Rayven

Van~Damage
Nashville Predators
Location: Breaking bricks at the Kumite
Joined: 08.28.2009

Apr 3 @ 10:56 PM ET
http://www.hockeybuzz.com/boards/thread.php?thread_id=75390&page=1
- jsr1034



holy hell
Pikey
Boston Bruins
Location: Public transportation is for j
Joined: 08.15.2009

Apr 4 @ 12:30 AM ET
holy hell
- Van~Damage

(frank) you...brick breaking is garbage and Maxy Devine should've gone to fight for the golden dragon you phony
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Apr 4 @ 2:50 PM ET
There are three types of market in today’s hockey world:

Rabid Markets (aka Traditional Markets) – those teams that sell out every game regardless of the opposition, time of year, playoffs, etc. (Canadian Teams, etc.)

And the two non-traditional markets:

Niche Markets - those teams that, though not wildly popular, have a loyal group of fans who will come out and support the team on a regular enough basis that they have very respectable attendance numbers and the owners are able to turn a profit. Think Nashville, or San Jose.

Novelty Markets – Those teams with bandwagon fans that are only able to draw attendance for playoff games, or in the first few seasons when they are still a novelty item. The locals aren’t even interested enough in the sport to show up for a “big game” when Crosby or Ovechkin come to town. Think Phoenix, or a possible Vegas expansion team.

Thus, you can’t simply paint all non-traditional markets with the same brush. It would be a shame to dislodge Nashville from their current position because hockey has caught on in the area. San Jose fans I’ve met in my travels are some of the most knowledgeable hockey fans around, and have an opinion that should be heard on most league issues, not just those surrounding their particular team. As such, it would be a shame to cut the southern expansion and lose the valuable niches, which some day will likely go on to produce viable NHL talent (presuming of course the communities support this endeavour with constructing local rinks and fostering local coaching talent.)

With this in mind though, you really have to cut your loses when the experiment fails. There was no hesitation to pull the plug on franchises in Winnipeg and Quebec City (viable hockey communities), and that should hold true for the Coyotes where there is no local infrastructure or interest in playing or being involved in the sport outside of the NHL level.

There is also an incredible opportunity that Gary Bettman is missing. Potential markets like Kansas City have been clamouring for an expansion team since the lockout year and were serious in their attempts to woo the Penguins. I don’t know if this franchise could survive for more than a few years, but I’d say give them a shot to bring hockey to a new community in the US and generate some new revenues.

In terms of actual expansion into new markets, Canadian cities are so hockey crazed that they will be far more patient with a raw expansion team than would be true of a new non-traditional US market. Look at what has happened with the Thrashers. The expansion team was so bad for the first few years that they never got the fan base that was needed to support it. Due to the low revenues and self imposed budget, by the time they actually develop their own super-star talent from within, the players are desperate to get out of the city and move to a team with a legitimate shot at winning that can pay their high salary demands.

With this in mind, Phoenix had a lot of positive things going for it when they entered the league. They were a team moving from an established market, and thus were bringing a set of already developed players like Shane Doan that should have draw some interest. They appointed arguably the best hockey player of all time as their head coach; a move that may not have made the most hockey sense, but certainly should have generated some local buzz and turned in to ticket sales; and they went out and quickly spent money in the franchise, obtained veteran talent like Jovanovski in parallel with their internal stars like Mueller. If hockey were going to catch on in this market, it certainly appears like a recipe for success. However, even with all these early decisions and an excellent on-ice product this season, there still isn’t the interest. When you can actually count the number of fans in the first three rows during a TV broadcast, there’s a problem.

As a hockey fan, I would love to see Phoenix and pack up for Kansas City and then have expansion teams set up in Southern Ontario and Winnipeg or Quebec. Southern Ontario only makes sense. There are two kinds of Leaf fans: those that will bleed blue and support the team through 43 seasons of garbage like mindless zealots, and those who are actually very intelligent hockey fans who support the local team because there is no other viable alternative. If an expansion team were to set up shop on the west end of town, within an hours drive of the downtown core, Hamilton, Mississauga, Guelph, and Kitchener/Waterloo, I guarantee this team would immediately have a very loyal following and would generate good discussion, debate, and interest in the educated hockey circles in Toronto. I myself was too young to follow in great detail or fully understand the trials and tribulations associated with the expansion and development of my hometown Ottawa Senators (all I know is they beat my childhood hockey idol Patrick Roy on opening night, and I was hooked) and thus would love the opportunity to see a new team grow in my new backyard of Toronto. There isn’t an informed Canadian hockey fan out there who doesn’t love playing armchair GM: having an opinion about what their club should do at the trade deadline, who they should sign in the off season, and what dream prospect rated in the 30-45 slot they would love to snatch up with their first round pick. A new team in the area would be great for hockey in general, and would give Torontonians an opportunity to actually see their team play live without mortgaging their first born.

However, with Bettman in charge, the economics of the current salary cap do not permit for my dream situation. Some teams actually need to lose money in order for other teams to stay afloat. Since Phoenix loses money, they drive down the salary cap floor. This allows other niche teams like Columbus or Atlanta to spend less money than the rabid markets that will always spend right to the cap. The difference between a franchise losing money and one raking in profit could see the cap explode by $10 million or more. This would seriously cripple markets with low profit margins and could force several other teams to relocate or fold up shop.

Personally, I don’t have a problem with this, so long as there is another city willing to jump in with both feat and snatch up the teams. However, you can’t just plop a team into a city with population X and expect them to survive. Sometimes the smaller municipalities are far more interested and could support a franchise much better. Take for example Ottawa and Saskatchewan of Canadian Football League. The greater Ottawa area has a population of just under 1.5 million people and yet have been unable to generate the interest to keep a team in town. Twice. By contrast, the entire province of Saskatchewan has a population of slightly more than one million people, and Regina, the city in which the team is based, is under 200,000.

All in all, the NHL needs to keep introducing the game to new people, but standing by failing franchises is not the way to do it when there are so many proven markets who either want a new expansion team, or their old team back as well as new markets with interested and passionate people who think they can make the game stick in the community.
-senzfan2006
Van~Damage
Nashville Predators
Location: Breaking bricks at the Kumite
Joined: 08.28.2009

Apr 4 @ 2:52 PM ET
(frank) you...brick breaking is garbage and Maxy Devine should've gone to fight for the golden dragon you phony
- Pikey



brick=pikey's face


Breaking "bricks" at the kumite


Breaking pikey's face at the kumite


(frank) YOU
Pikey
Boston Bruins
Location: Public transportation is for j
Joined: 08.15.2009

Apr 4 @ 3:02 PM ET
brick=pikey's face


Breaking "bricks" at the kumite


Breaking pikey's face at the kumite


(frank) YOU

- Van~Damage


You're really Frank Dux, aren't you?
PredsFan95
Nashville Predators
Location: Your opinion sucks. Mine is wa
Joined: 12.26.2008

Apr 4 @ 3:10 PM ET
You're really Frank Dux, aren't you?
- Pikey



Van~Damage says no, he's not Frank Dux. But he did go to the Dux Ryu school for ninjas
beerisgod!!!
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Making HB a better and more in, QC
Joined: 02.27.2009

Apr 5 @ 1:48 AM ET
Van~Damage says no, he's not Frank Dux. But he did go to the Dux Ryu school for ninjas
- PredsFan95

With Crims?...
TheTaoOfSemenko
Vegas Golden Knights
Joined: 07.01.2009

Apr 5 @ 3:43 AM ET
Van~Damage says no, he's not Frank Dux. But he did go to the Dux Ryu school for ninjas
- PredsFan95

There is no school for ninjas you fool. there is only toddler age kidnapping, indoctrination, training by pain and suffering and lifelong commitment to ones sensei.
Pikey
Boston Bruins
Location: Public transportation is for j
Joined: 08.15.2009

Apr 5 @ 7:27 AM ET
There is no school for ninjas you fool. there is only toddler age kidnapping, indoctrination, training by pain and suffering and lifelong commitment to ones sensei.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

Actually the school for ninjas is committed to teaching basic reading and math skills to the abducted ones that couldn't hack it as full-time ninjas.
PredsFan95
Nashville Predators
Location: Your opinion sucks. Mine is wa
Joined: 12.26.2008

Apr 5 @ 9:28 AM ET
With Crims?...
- beerisgod!!!



Crims was a year before me
the_cause2000
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Not quite my tempo
Joined: 02.26.2007

Apr 5 @ 10:50 PM ET
beerisgod!!!
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Making HB a better and more in, QC
Joined: 02.27.2009

Apr 6 @ 1:47 AM ET
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 9 @ 11:37 AM ET
f uck you
- Eric Engels
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the_cause2000
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Not quite my tempo
Joined: 02.26.2007

Apr 9 @ 11:59 AM ET
Eric must have been previously haunted with his Jacques Martin lookalike comparison before to have posted so defensively
Guimania
Ottawa Senators
Location: but now that you bust my chops
Joined: 02.07.2010

Apr 9 @ 12:29 PM ET
Eric must have been previously haunted with his Jacques Martin lookalike comparison before to have posted so defensively
- the_cause2000


No, he just dislikes you.
the_cause2000
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Not quite my tempo
Joined: 02.26.2007

Apr 9 @ 12:38 PM ET
No, he just dislikes you.
- Guimania

fair enough
Leafs rulez
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I would beat the living poop o
Joined: 02.21.2010

Apr 11 @ 4:26 AM ET
No, he just dislikes you.
- Guimania

Who doesnt?...
Leafs rulez
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I would beat the living poop o
Joined: 02.21.2010

Apr 11 @ 4:26 AM ET
quote=J-P]Sadly I agree 100% with the above, until they do a cleanup I'm not a fan of this team.
I think that the Quebecois have been phucking spoiled with this team and their success, i would also like to point out that this team is no longer just theirs. Hasnt been for decades. I have lived in Quebec for a few years, and its phucking real easy to be a Habs fan there, everyone is a phucking habs fan there. Try and phucking grow up in small town Newfoundland as a Habs fan and end up in fist fights 5-6 times a year ( junior high and highschool) every year yet alone because you are a Habs fan and the others dont appreciate the fact that youre are a Habs fan. These colors dont run my friend, and with me they never will. So its great that you wont support them, but i always will to the end. I hate what this organization has become, and they arent going to be better anytime soon, but i will never, turn my back on them, ever...

Beerisgod!!!
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