Location: YOU CANADINS FANS HAVE NO CLAS Joined: 02.21.2007
Jun 11 @ 12:07 PM ET
WOULD RECOMMEND YOU START AT THE BOTTOM WITH MY INITIAL EMAIL ASKING FOR GENERAL NEWS.
RE: yo g
Sent: September 11, 2009 5:35:27 AM
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Dude long time no speak, sorry for the delay to respond to your Thailand questions about the logistics of whore-ing there.
Here are the clarifications to your questions:
Dude, Bangkok is the best place to bang, whores are everywhere, I stayed in Nana district, all the women in that district are whores, even if they work in a clothing shop, she will lay you if you pay here. Basically I go to a bar called beer garden, you sit down and have a drink, there are many whores that love to be laid for money. You look around, and they all look at you with a smile, so you just have a beer, and then when you like one, all you have to do is make a fraction of a second eye contact. Then she will come to you and chat, it’s not a whorehouse, it’s just a pickup place. If she does not come then you go and just say hello. You talk a bit, then you ask her rate, you negotiate. My price is always 35 bucks for 3 hours unlimited banging, if she does not want you go to the next. 85% accept your terms, cause they are whores who want money. So you walk with her to the hotel and you destroy her.
When I’m done, I usually go have another drink and so on…Often, I would just walk in the parking lot of my hotel, it’s whoretown, they are all there whoring around. So you go, talk and pick and chose the whore you want, bring her to the room and bang her whorry butt endless. Very simple. The hotel is ‘guest friendly’ meaning they allow you to bring whores to and disgrace them, I was at the nana hotel, the best place for whore-lovers like me.
Then there are the massage parlors, you pick a whore inside, she then bathes you and washes you with her wussy, blows you and drink your cum, well actually she spits it out discretely, then massages you with oil, and bangs the living hell out of you for 2 hours, 2 cums garanteed or money back (no joke). Those masseuse-whores are pricer, 50 bucks.
Then there’s Eden club. You go in the club, and there’s a yellow line separating the bar. The whores on the left do anal, the ones on the right do not do. Of course I picked the skanky-whore that love being analyzed. Then the girl choses another girl, it could be a girl that does anal or not, you do not control her choice, she can chose an ugly whore, but that’s the process. Actually there are no ugly ones just less cute ones. Anyway, you go to a very clean room and destroy and humiliate both whores to your liking. I was sodomizing one whore while she was eating the other girls wussy. At one point, one whore was blowing me, while I was sitting on the other whore’s face, the whore under me had my fat ass covering her face and she was raping my poop-hole with her mouth, great feeling. They bring toys and uniforms and they do exactly what you asked them to do or money back. They guarantee you 2 shots minimum or money back. That was the best!! Pricy, but worth it, 135$ (actually very cheap for the value you get). When you step out of that place you feel like rocco siffredi, you feel like you own this world, and you can bang any chick in the world.
Finally there’s the blow job bars. I did that on my 5th day cause I got tired of degrading whores (even though I popped many cialis pills to get good return on investment and bang the whores as much as I can. One whore,I banged 3 times in 2 hours, I’m telling you cialis rocks). Anyway BJ bars, is when you want to take it easy, you go to the bar and order a beer, then you chose the girl (usually they are dressed like schoolgirls) she takes you to a sofa and wraps a curtain around the sofa, actually it’s very nice. It’s funny cause when you walk to your sofa, all you see under the curtains are small feet showing of the whores blowing the customers, it’s hilarious. Anyway, the whore pulls down your pants, examines your peter to make sure you have no infection, cleans it with amazing disinfectant (no it does not hurt) and begins to blow you. Dude, the whore gives you the messiest, nosiest, sloppiest, saliva-drenched Richard pumping with her mouth, they guarantee you at least 15 min or money back, meaning she takes her time with her mouth, no rush no hands, just pure exctasy with their whore-mouth, she drives you crazy, I unzipped her top and played with her tits while she was vacuuming my Johnson. It’s a great way to relax, when you’re too tired of ruining whores. The best part is you do that while enjoying a good beer, I heard some whores in that bar let you place your beer bottle on their head while they drain your Richard without dropping the bottle, mine was too young and could not do it, so I just used the couch as support for my beer.
So total invaded and abused whores in 8 days: 11 (I counted 21 orgasms)
It was great. Going back next week with Mike, my goal is to DP a whore with my bro, dunno if Mike would like to do that though, we’ll see. Now understand Murray Head when he says one night in Bangkok, cause that’s all it takes to make you feel like a king!!!
On another subject, for sure the Chinese auditor that came to your company had a bush, didn’t you see the bump under her belly, this is all space filled by the bush, dude, it’s crazy!! But god damn they’re pretty, I,m telling I have never seen so many beauties in my life then in China, you have to see it to believe it, if you walk 5 minutes on the sidewalk, you’ll go dizzy by the amount of beauties in this country!!! But dude, they don’t do eye contact, and don’t smile, and they have huge bushes…
Ok hope all is well with you and the family, WIFE is good? Is little SON popping boners already?
Ok bye bye
Ezbib
P.S. I banged a lady-boy too in Thailand, not a great feeling though, when she started riding my Richard, she took off her underwear and her balls started slapping on my belly!!! I lost it and my boner, and told her to put her gstring back on, but it was too late, I had seen her sausage (which was not small) and it turned me off big time, it was all great until that moment. I mean, drilling her rectum doggy was great, she blows amazing, they kiss amazing, she was actually the prettiest girl I banged all week, it’s a shame she showed me her Richard. Anyway, wanted to try lady-boy, been there done that, but not for me…
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Subject: RE: yo g
Date: Tue, 4 Aug 2009 14:32:49 -0400
dude, Murray Head is the guy who sang "One Night in Bangkok"
by the way how do you work out the logistics of all this banging? Where do you even find the time and what's the process over there? is it like here where you go to this semi-strip joint and go in a booth or is it just whorehouses?
I need to know.
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Subject: RE: yo g
Date: Tue, 4 Aug 2009 00:45:39 -0400
bangkok is great banged 4 girls already, will leave on monday back to shang.
who the (frank) is murray head??????????????
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Subject: RE: yo g
Date: Mon, 3 Aug 2009 09:34:42 -0400
so how was Bangkok? Did you see Murray Head while yo were there?
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Subject: RE: yo g
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:45:29 -0400
not much besides having a threesome with 2 chinese chicks and (frank)ing one of them in the ass, it was her first time, i destroyed her anus. But damn theh all have bushes the size of the amazon, they don`t know how to trim.
Going to bangkok in 2 weeks, my goal is to destroy 16 whores.
How about you? how SON and WIFE?
word out
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Subject: yo g
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:28:40 -0400
Location: Born Small... Now Huge... Win, AB Joined: 07.11.2007
Jun 11 @ 3:26 PM ET
If you imply Matheson, who has more integrity than anybody I know in this business, has fallen in with a crowd that makes stuff up and creates bogus rumours -- and that's exactly what you did -- you're going to hear it from me every time.
As for playing nice, please. Some of the stuff I see written about career writers who take their profession seriously by some fans out there -- not all -- because they're envious/stupid/bored, makes me want to puke sometimes.
And don't tell me to get over it, that it's the internet and blah, blah, blah. I don't care if it's the internet or a wall in a men's bathroom, writing patently untrue things about somebody under the veil of anonymity is dishonest and cowardly.
A good old douche reporter that has nothing left but 2 nights a week on a radio show and an internet blog.
Lol ur (frank)ed in the head random poop is so (frank)ing stupid, im gonna give you some pointers
1. Big is not necessaraly funny
2.insults are wat make the opponet cry making the individual insulting smile
3.Acting black will get you shot,sure in the end its gonna be pretty funny a shotem up white boy shot execution style by local gangbanngers.
4.Comedy is a hard to to succed at excpesially ur a (frank)in loser who cant make any one laugh
5.Insulting me is only gonna make your situation worse as soon as someone says somthin to me theres no line i would merly be telling jokes in an attempt to hurt your feelings.
6.There always one 40 year old virgin type whos trapped in the closet that you can expose there easy targets as soon as many people get involed the more likely he will
a)commit suicide
B)leave the forum
c)Turn to emo slit your slef music and and masturbation
d)Take out your anger on society and become a serial killing rapist
7.There are many ways to tell a joke sugar coating is not an option
8.You want your enemy to belive that he is getting under your skin
9.Jokes about family members is not appropriate inividual jokes and attacks are what we are here for
10) Most of you guys are little someone who is attracted to the opposite sex female doges that masturbate in the dark, its weird also most of you are probably that outcast type with no friends who internet date and meet friends in chat rooms and yeah society call them pedafiles and i think its (frank)ed up so you know maby dialing down the hole bad boy tough poop thing is a little clitche and wont work and will eventually get you made fun of sooner or later, thats my warning take it in i suggest you do cause theres nothing more that id rather then make you cry and quite and leave theis forum and eventually turn to a life of violence and incompatence and unable to succed when with a woman or like most of you little female doges turn to men. Homosexuality is very weird and frowned upon and 3/4 of the worldwill rezent you and make fun of you so you gotta ask you self if its really worth it? - RPM03
Thread deleted now, but it was the ever insightful HB Blogger Matthew Barry that spewed out that doozy of a quote... Dude needs to be fired from blogging here
EDIT: Whole blog is deleted now... I hope it was EK who took it down and not Barry trying to cover his tracks. Later in the thread Barry even tried to defend himself by saying that we don't even really know what happened to her... just wow
"Can you explain one thing to me, and I really don't expect you to have the answer....but why is he still your GM, why has he not been fired like 5 times by now?
EDIT: Is Sather sleeping with an owner or something? "
Location: Public transportation is for j Joined: 08.15.2009
Jun 13 @ 8:29 PM ET
So you believe that the 0.028% of the total CO2 in the atmosphere that comes from human activity, is creating global warming?
Think about this for a minute..........99.972% of all the CO2 in the atmosphere occurs naturally, and the less than one third of one percent that comes from Human activity, some how drives Global warming????
At the same time ( in the nineties ) when the Earths average temperature was rising, the same thing was happening on Mars..........so how could that happen??? No human activity there I think.
Perhaps the one thing that they (Mars & Earth) have in common, the Sun, may have had something to do with it.
I also think you should make yourself aware of the Earths Precession, because this would also be more likely to affect climate trends on Earth than 0.028% of CO2 would.
