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dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Oct 2 @ 2:47 PM ET
it really was a truly awful experience
- Crimsoninja

sorry i had gas
RibRoast
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Carlisle, PA
Joined: 12.25.2008

Oct 4 @ 7:33 PM ET
Aww, you motherfuker. Okay. Alright. I'm putting a case on u biitch. You think you can do this shiit... Crims. You think you can do this to me? You will be typing in Eklund's basement when I get finished with you. Shu program, nicca. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light . who the fuk do you think you're fuking with? I'm king here, I run shiit around here. You just post here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away..cause I'm gonna burn this motherfuka down. Eklund ain't got shiit on me. That's right, that's right. Shiiit, I don't fuk around . I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfukin way. I cant lose. Yeah, you can bash me but you can't destroy me.
-Dellio
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Oct 4 @ 7:34 PM ET
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RibRoast
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Carlisle, PA
Joined: 12.25.2008

Oct 4 @ 7:36 PM ET
..
- dellio

...well it was epic.
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Oct 4 @ 7:42 PM ET
...well it was epic.
- RibRoast

ty i was just signing off on it~!

..
Ketchup
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Trent Klatts basement, BC
Joined: 06.28.2010

Oct 4 @ 10:16 PM ET
Aww, you motherfuker. Okay. Alright. I'm putting a case on u biitch. You think you can do this shiit... Crims. You think you can do this to me? You will be typing in Eklund's basement when I get finished with you. Shu program, nicca. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light . who the fuk do you think you're fuking with? I'm king here, I run shiit around here. You just post here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away..cause I'm gonna burn this motherfuka down. Eklund ain't got shiit on me. That's right, that's right. Shiiit, I don't fuk around . I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfukin way. I cant lose. Yeah, you can bash me but you can't destroy me.
-Dellio

- RibRoast



Wow.... *hides*
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Oct 5 @ 10:46 AM ET
Wow.... *hides*
- Ketchup

Calls Antoine Dodson to find you!
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Oct 5 @ 12:32 PM ET
WOULD RECOMMEND YOU START AT THE BOTTOM WITH MY INITIAL EMAIL ASKING FOR GENERAL NEWS.



RE: yo g‏

Sent: September 11, 2009 5:35:27 AM
To:
Dude long time no speak, sorry for the delay to respond to your Thailand questions about the logistics of whore-ing there.
Here are the clarifications to your questions:


Dude, Bangkok is the best place to bang, whores are everywhere, I stayed in Nana district, all the women in that district are whores, even if they work in a clothing shop, she will lay you if you pay here. Basically I go to a bar called beer garden, you sit down and have a drink, there are many whores that love to be laid for money. You look around, and they all look at you with a smile, so you just have a beer, and then when you like one, all you have to do is make a fraction of a second eye contact. Then she will come to you and chat, it’s not a whorehouse, it’s just a pickup place. If she does not come then you go and just say hello. You talk a bit, then you ask her rate, you negotiate. My price is always 35 bucks for 3 hours unlimited banging, if she does not want you go to the next. 85% accept your terms, cause they are whores who want money. So you walk with her to the hotel and you destroy her.
When I’m done, I usually go have another drink and so on…Often, I would just walk in the parking lot of my hotel, it’s whoretown, they are all there whoring around. So you go, talk and pick and chose the whore you want, bring her to the room and bang her whorry butt endless. Very simple. The hotel is ‘guest friendly’ meaning they allow you to bring whores to and disgrace them, I was at the nana hotel, the best place for whore-lovers like me.

Then there are the massage parlors, you pick a whore inside, she then bathes you and washes you with her wussy, blows you and drink your cum, well actually she spits it out discretely, then massages you with oil, and bangs the living hell out of you for 2 hours, 2 cums garanteed or money back (no joke). Those masseuse-whores are pricer, 50 bucks.

Then there’s Eden club. You go in the club, and there’s a yellow line separating the bar. The whores on the left do anal, the ones on the right do not do. Of course I picked the skanky-whore that love being analyzed. Then the girl choses another girl, it could be a girl that does anal or not, you do not control her choice, she can chose an ugly whore, but that’s the process. Actually there are no ugly ones just less cute ones. Anyway, you go to a very clean room and destroy and humiliate both whores to your liking. I was sodomizing one whore while she was eating the other girls wussy. At one point, one whore was blowing me, while I was sitting on the other whore’s face, the whore under me had my fat ass covering her face and she was raping my poop-hole with her mouth, great feeling. They bring toys and uniforms and they do exactly what you asked them to do or money back. They guarantee you 2 shots minimum or money back. That was the best!! Pricy, but worth it, 135$ (actually very cheap for the value you get). When you step out of that place you feel like rocco siffredi, you feel like you own this world, and you can bang any chick in the world.

Finally there’s the blow job bars. I did that on my 5th day cause I got tired of degrading whores (even though I popped many cialis pills to get good return on investment and bang the whores as much as I can. One whore,I banged 3 times in 2 hours, I’m telling you cialis rocks). Anyway BJ bars, is when you want to take it easy, you go to the bar and order a beer, then you chose the girl (usually they are dressed like schoolgirls) she takes you to a sofa and wraps a curtain around the sofa, actually it’s very nice. It’s funny cause when you walk to your sofa, all you see under the curtains are small feet showing of the whores blowing the customers, it’s hilarious. Anyway, the whore pulls down your pants, examines your peter to make sure you have no infection, cleans it with amazing disinfectant (no it does not hurt) and begins to blow you. Dude, the whore gives you the messiest, nosiest, sloppiest, saliva-drenched Richard pumping with her mouth, they guarantee you at least 15 min or money back, meaning she takes her time with her mouth, no rush no hands, just pure exctasy with their whore-mouth, she drives you crazy, I unzipped her top and played with her tits while she was vacuuming my Johnson. It’s a great way to relax, when you’re too tired of ruining whores. The best part is you do that while enjoying a good beer, I heard some whores in that bar let you place your beer bottle on their head while they drain your Richard without dropping the bottle, mine was too young and could not do it, so I just used the couch as support for my beer.

So total invaded and abused whores in 8 days: 11 (I counted 21 orgasms)
It was great. Going back next week with Mike, my goal is to DP a whore with my bro, dunno if Mike would like to do that though, we’ll see. Now understand Murray Head when he says one night in Bangkok, cause that’s all it takes to make you feel like a king!!!

On another subject, for sure the Chinese auditor that came to your company had a bush, didn’t you see the bump under her belly, this is all space filled by the bush, dude, it’s crazy!! But god damn they’re pretty, I,m telling I have never seen so many beauties in my life then in China, you have to see it to believe it, if you walk 5 minutes on the sidewalk, you’ll go dizzy by the amount of beauties in this country!!! But dude, they don’t do eye contact, and don’t smile, and they have huge bushes…

Ok hope all is well with you and the family, WIFE is good? Is little SON popping boners already?

Ok bye bye

Ezbib

P.S. I banged a lady-boy too in Thailand, not a great feeling though, when she started riding my Richard, she took off her underwear and her balls started slapping on my belly!!! I lost it and my boner, and told her to put her gstring back on, but it was too late, I had seen her sausage (which was not small) and it turned me off big time, it was all great until that moment. I mean, drilling her rectum doggy was great, she blows amazing, they kiss amazing, she was actually the prettiest girl I banged all week, it’s a shame she showed me her Richard. Anyway, wanted to try lady-boy, been there done that, but not for me…


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Subject: RE: yo g
Date: Tue, 4 Aug 2009 14:32:49 -0400

dude, Murray Head is the guy who sang "One Night in Bangkok"

by the way how do you work out the logistics of all this banging? Where do you even find the time and what's the process over there? is it like here where you go to this semi-strip joint and go in a booth or is it just whorehouses?

I need to know.

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To:
Subject: RE: yo g
Date: Tue, 4 Aug 2009 00:45:39 -0400

bangkok is great banged 4 girls already, will leave on monday back to shang.

who the (frank) is murray head??????????????
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To:
Subject: RE: yo g
Date: Mon, 3 Aug 2009 09:34:42 -0400

so how was Bangkok? Did you see Murray Head while yo were there?

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To:
Subject: RE: yo g
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:45:29 -0400

not much besides having a threesome with 2 chinese chicks and (frank)ing one of them in the ass, it was her first time, i destroyed her anus. But damn theh all have bushes the size of the amazon, they don`t know how to trim.
Going to bangkok in 2 weeks, my goal is to destroy 16 whores.

How about you? how SON and WIFE?

word out
E

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From:
To:
Subject: yo g
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:28:40 -0400

what's new?
- dt99999


bump.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Oct 5 @ 12:40 PM ET
bump.
- Shutdown

ty
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Oct 5 @ 12:44 PM ET
ty
- Crimsoninja

i saw a tranny (ladyboy) on the metro today. Immediately thought of dt and his cousin's exotic tales.
muffin_man
Montreal Canadiens
Location: no problem, as s hole - Eric Engels, NY
Joined: 02.10.2007

Oct 5 @ 12:45 PM ET
bump.
- Shutdown

muffin_man
Montreal Canadiens
Location: no problem, as s hole - Eric Engels, NY
Joined: 02.10.2007

Oct 5 @ 12:46 PM ET
i saw a tranny (ladyboy) on the metro today. Immediately thought of dt and his cousin's exotic tales.
- Shutdown

that was ed?????
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Oct 5 @ 12:47 PM ET
man that guy is gonna die of aids in a year lady man damn sick bastard. the kissing was amazing? loool fuk man this guy is a freak of nature. where u get this from?haha Dt damn
muffin_man
Montreal Canadiens
Location: no problem, as s hole - Eric Engels, NY
Joined: 02.10.2007

Oct 5 @ 12:50 PM ET
man that guy is gonna die of aids in a year lady man damn sick bastard. the kissing was amazing? loool fuk man this guy is a freak of nature. where u get this from?haha Dt damn
- dellio

i just dont know what to say about this post...
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Oct 5 @ 12:54 PM ET
i just dont know what to say about this post...
- muffin_man

i dont either if this man speaks the truth then he is a sick human!
muffin_man
Montreal Canadiens
Location: no problem, as s hole - Eric Engels, NY
Joined: 02.10.2007

Oct 5 @ 1:00 PM ET
i dont either if this man speaks the truth then he is a sick human!
- dellio

i meant yours cheech

and i assure you, that stuff is true if you go to the... right? area of town...
Feeling Glucky?
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tanktown, ON
Joined: 10.08.2008

Oct 5 @ 1:15 PM ET
i meant yours cheech

and i assure you, that stuff is true if you go to the... right? area of town...

- muffin_man

I saw a shemale (frank) a chick before...


it was weird.
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Oct 5 @ 1:20 PM ET
i meant yours cheech

and i assure you, that stuff is true if you go to the... right? area of town...

- muffin_man

i know it is possible but this guy is a animal
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Oct 5 @ 1:21 PM ET
I saw a shemale (frank) a chick before...


it was weird.

- Feeling Glucky?

in a porno or in real life?
Feeling Glucky?
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tanktown, ON
Joined: 10.08.2008

Oct 5 @ 1:45 PM ET
in a porno or in real life?
- dellio

real life. went to an orgy club in TO with a friend(girl-and no I didn't) a couple of years back.
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Oct 5 @ 1:53 PM ET
real life. went to an orgy club in TO with a friend(girl-and no I didn't) a couple of years back.
- Feeling Glucky?

damn ur open minded. did u do anyone while u were there or your friend for that matter?
Feeling Glucky?
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tanktown, ON
Joined: 10.08.2008

Oct 5 @ 1:56 PM ET
damn ur open minded. did u do anyone while u were there or your friend for that matter?
- dellio

No, wasn't much I'd want to stick my Richard in... and I was honestly scared to hit on any girls there for fear that they might be dudes. Cross-dressers/plastic surgeons are far too talented nowadays. They should be required to have "I HAVE A COCK" tatooed on their foreheads.

As for my friend, she didn't either... she was just watching, and tried to get me to join in with some gays .

Haven't been back there, don't think she has either.
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Oct 5 @ 1:59 PM ET
No, wasn't much I'd want to stick my Richard in... and I was honestly scared to hit on any girls there for fear that they might be dudes. Cross-dressers/plastic surgeons are far too talented nowadays. They should be required to have "I HAVE A COCK" tatooed on their foreheads.
- Feeling Glucky?



damn seems like you had a good time minus the fear haha.
I would never walk into those filth infested orgy clubs. disgusting humans i tell ya!
Feeling Glucky?
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tanktown, ON
Joined: 10.08.2008

Oct 5 @ 2:01 PM ET


damn seems like you had a good time minus the fear haha.
I would never walk into those filth infested orgy clubs. disgusting humans i tell ya!

- dellio

There was one girl there who was pretty hot... but she wound up with the shemale

And can't say I had a great time... interesting experience, but haven't gone back, and don't intend to.

It's crazy how uninhibited some people can be
dellio
Calgary Flames
Location: In the night i sit alone wanting you crying out for you wondering who's loving you, AB
Joined: 11.29.2007

Oct 5 @ 2:09 PM ET
There was one girl there who was pretty hot... but she wound up with the shemale

And can't say I had a great time... interesting experience, but haven't gone back, and don't intend to.

It's crazy how uninhibited some people can be

- Feeling Glucky?

hey im down for a gangbang with buddies tag teaming a few chicks or something but that is unreal , i always wondered how these people live with themselves. Shemales gotta be the dirtiest ppl ever.
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