okay, heading out for the night. wanted to leave you guys with this.

now die in a fire™, everyone.
- kicksave856

glad you included the Philadelphia Flyers in this request

My question is for Dr. Yan:

Every night when I am about to go to bed, my neighbors cats meow and prevent me from falling asleep. They leave food and water out for them, which I usually "accidentally" knock over. I was thinking of putting some poison in their food or is there a more humane way of dealing with this issue?
- desi08

*opens office right in front of Dr Dellio's office*
*installs exterior sign*
*takes first patient*

Thanks for visiting Yan's Alternative Medical Clinic.

Drop an anonymous letter in their mailbox exposing the problem, signed by "a neighbor". Suggest them a pet door. If nothing is made after a few days, drop another letter saying you will have to call them in the night until they open the damn door.

I'm sure you can find a way to get their phone number with an internet search with their address, and there are ways to make anonymous calls without your number showing up on their screen. In here it's something like *67 then dial.

Don't kick their food/water, the problem will be worse. The guilty people here are these stupid humans who got cats in a big city and let their cats become their door-opening slaves.

I love cats but I'm against letting them be free in the big cities.

Dr. Yan or Dr. Watson,

I am about to start a new career. One that I know I will love to do. Unfortunately, it pays less than what I am making now. Enough that I will have to rework my financing and keep myself on a relatively strict budget for a while. On the flip side, my job right now sucks ass. I hate it, but if I stick with it, money wouldn't be too much of an issue.

Any help would be much appreciated.


Love you both. No homo. I swear. Ok, maybe a little homo.

[quote=Yan]*opens office right in front of Dr Dellio's office*
*installs exterior sign*

- kicksave856

I like ya. Big possibilities for you here. Do you have a particular passion, or professional desire? Remember, it's an alternative clinic here, so sky's the limit.

Get me back with an idea tomorrow, after breakfast.

I like ya. Big possibilities for you here. Do you have a particular passion, or professional desire? Remember, it's an alternative clinic here, so sky's the limit.

Get me back with an idea tomorrow, after breakfast.
- Yan

I like ya. Big possibilities for you here. Do you have a particular passion, or professional desire? Remember, it's an alternative clinic here, so sky's the limit.

Get me back with an idea tomorrow, after breakfast.
- Yan

If homeopathy and chiropractics are any indication, you can probably get government funding for your nutty beliefs.

If homeopathy and chiropractics are any indication, you can probably get government funding for your nutty beliefs.
- Pikey

Bullshit
and very dangerous bullshit

Bullshit
and very dangerous bullshit
- Yan

bullshit

bullshit
- watsonnostaw

- Yan

have a lei

Hi

Hi
- Dumbnickname

How are Ya!?

How are Ya!?
- watsonnostaw

poopty!! and thanks for asking. How are you?

poopty!! and thanks for asking. How are you?
- Dumbnickname

splendid, looking forward to the jaunt to Newark and try to cop some meth before the game

Bullshit
and very dangerous bullshit
- Yan

Absolutely.

But aren't you in danger of making your bretheren unhappy by saying that?

Absolutely.

But aren't you in danger of making your bretheren unhappy by saying that?
- Pikey

Not really.

Chinese medicine involving real plants and herbs, and not placebo sugar pills, are not what I consider being homeopathy. Also, after experiencing both, Tibetan polarity has been way, way more useful than chiropratics in my life.

Are you guys doctors for......"down there"?

Dr Gbaby

From a women's point of you how made would you be if a guy pretended to like a certain entertainment just to meet you?

I think I need to start hanging out in different places, the current places I seem to meeting useless or crazy women.