try the housewares aisle
- TheTaoOfSemenko

The problem I have is I live in Mill Woods. I really throw the racial slurs around too, so I don't really know how I could ever date an east indian.

The problem I have is I live in Mill Woods. I really throw the racial slurs around too, so I don't really know how I could ever date an east indian.
- ryan78

Some of them are really, really gorgeous actually, but in Millwoods? Urk, you might get shot by one of her 12 brothers if you tried. move to Red Deer, this town is filled with hot redneck women.

Some of them are really, really gorgeous actually, but in Millwoods? Urk, you might get shot by one of her 12 brothers if you tried. move to Red Deer, this town is filled with hot redneck women.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

I wouldn't mind taking one for a test drive, although from what I heard from my east indian buddy there is a good chance I could end up with one who has more back hair then me.

I finally slept with an asian a few months ago, I really don't see the big deal. It was actually weird.

I wouldn't mind taking one for a test drive, although from what I heard from my east indian buddy there is a good chance I could end up with one who has more back hair then me.

I finally slept with an asian a few months ago, I really don't see the big deal. It was actually weird.
- ryan78

Any I nailed in my single days were always screamers.

Any I nailed in my single days were always screamers.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

Well that was the problem, I couldn't tell if she was moaning or talking so I kept saying what's that and she kept telling me to shut up and (frank). I really lasted long that time, not that I really have a problem with that but this time it was hard to actually go off. I now know how women feel.

Well that was the problem, I couldn't tell if she was moaning or talking so I kept saying what's that and she kept telling me to shut up and (frank). I really lasted long that time, not that I really have a problem with that but this time it was hard to actually go off. I now know how women feel.
- ryan78

- TheTaoOfSemenko

It sure as hell wasn't laughing, I just about had to fake it. It was so unfulfilling I thought about going to the whore house.

It sure as hell wasn't laughing, I just about had to fake it. It was so unfulfilling I thought about going to the whore house.
- ryan78

I like it when they get nasty like that, telling you to 'shut up and (frank) me.' That's just me though, and I'm a twisted individual. Im amazed my wife has put up with it for so long.