Crimsoninja
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Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
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crims its called speed dating
- DTF69
no i think you sit across from a person and literally swipe left or right with your thumb across their forehead
'...simmmbaa...' |
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Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes |
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Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
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no i think you sit across from a person and literally swipe left or right with your thumb across their forehead
'...simmmbaa...'
- Crimsoninja
OH GOD I THINK YOU GAVE ME A NEW OPENING LINE |
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Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
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OH GOD I THINK YOU GAVE ME A NEW OPENING LINE
- Shutdown
i cant see how
show me |
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DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers |
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Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010
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i cant see how
show me
- Crimsoninja
I was about to say you'd be good at tinder with that creativity in your openings and then you go and do this and completely unredeem yourself |
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DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers |
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Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010
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Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes |
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Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
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i cant see how
show me
- Crimsoninja
some girls "ironically" enjoy the corny pick up lines, you can tell by their bios
they are usually the easiest ones to actually meet up with |
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Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
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Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes |
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Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
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christ
edit: @vag
- Crimsoninja
yeah that didn't need clarification
god damnit vag, a fishing pic? really? |
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DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers |
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Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010
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yeah that didn't need clarification
god damnit vag, a fishing pic? really?
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albertan girls |
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DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers |
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Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010
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some girls "ironically" enjoy the corny pick up lines, you can tell by their bios
they are usually the easiest ones to actually meet up with
- Shutdown
by far
i can usually tell by like 3 messages if the girl is DTM or not. |
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Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes |
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Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
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albertan girls
- DTF69
when i expanded my radius like you said, every vermont and new hampshire girl complained about guys with fishing pics in their bios |
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DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers |
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Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010
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christ
edit: @vag
- Crimsoninja
deal with it. the worse/dumber a bio usually the easier it is to get a conversation going at times |
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DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers |
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Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010
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when i expanded my radius like you said, every vermont and new hampshire girl complained about guys with fishing pics in their bios
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girls here love it because they're all rednecks and want handy/outdoorsy/non-wussy city boys |
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Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007
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girls here love it because they're all rednecks and want handy/outdoorsy/non-wussy city boys
- DTF69
the white sunglasses cancel out all of that |
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DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers |
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Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010
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the white sunglasses cancel out all of that
- Crimsoninja
I wear white sunglasses in 2 pics, one in a suit, one in hockey gear, another in aviators |
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DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers |
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Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010
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if a girl brings up the fish and then asks "catch and release?" i usually automatically stop talking to them |
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Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes |
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Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008
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if a girl brings up the fish and then asks "catch and release?" i usually automatically stop talking to them
- DTF69
so you don't catch and release when it comes to fishing, but when it comes to tinder, you do |
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DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers |
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Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010
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so you don't catch and release when it comes to fishing, but when it comes to tinder, you do
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duh |
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shvingter88
New Jersey Devils |
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Location: Puljujarvi makes draisitil and mcdavid better, CT
Joined: 10.12.2009
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- DTF69
Nice fish |
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Apples
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: you kiss your own big butt with that mouth?
Joined: 07.05.2008
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Nice fish
- shvingter88
i caught it for him |
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DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers |
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Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010
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i caught it for him
- Apples
female dog please |
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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers |
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Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005
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i caught it for him
- Apples
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girls here love it because they're all rednecks and want handy/outdoorsy/non-wussy city boys
- DTF69
Lol |
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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
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Lol
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Lol then they end up with a white glasses wearing video game playing hockeybuzz posting Twitter superhero movie reviewing faggit instead
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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008
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All jokes aside though that's an awesome fish  |
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