you're a homo e-rectus.
- Belak4LadyByng

Technically no, I am a homo sapiens.

they say to keep them in a cool dry place, nothing is dryer than my 65 year old moms pussy
- Grape Ape

Ape is right.... thats where I choose to store my penis...

Ape is right.... thats where I choose to store my penis...
- enigmatic

Just a reminder that we have an open case Jayden vs Delonte and you must rule at some point before Monday evening.

Just a reminder that we have an open case Jayden vs Delonte and you must rule at some point before Monday evening.
- Pikey

i will give my ruling tomorrow night.

i will give my ruling tomorrow night.
- soccerkid1on1

Why? You're not a judge.

Why? You're not a judge.
- Pikey

Why? You're not a judge.
- Pikey

I wish to bring a serious matter before this court.

I think Craig Mactavish would be the best replacement coach for the Toronto Maple Leafs but a person to remain nameless (to protect the identity of his young family) thinks Ken Hitchcock would be superior.

I have many pieces of hard evidence and relevant testimony. I will submit my lists once you have ruled on whether to hear my case. Until then, I would like transcripts of the previous 2 cases to establish precedent. Thank you for your time.

I wish to bring a serious matter before this court.

I think Craig Mactavish would be the best replacement coach for the Toronto Maple Leafs but a person to remain nameless (to protect the identity of his young family) thinks Ken Hitchcock would be superior.

I have many pieces of hard evidence and relevant testimony. I will submit my lists once you have ruled on whether to hear my case. Until then, I would like transcripts of the previous 2 cases to establish precedent. Thank you for your time.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

You can't have an adversarial case with only one party. That's just stupid.

And what makes you think this tribunal recognizes stare decisis? I would have to talk it over with the other judges but precedent too often means "stand by past mistakes" in practice. No thank you.

I wish to bring a serious matter before this court.

I think Craig Mactavish would be the best replacement coach for the Toronto Maple Leafs but a person to remain nameless (to protect the identity of his young family) thinks Ken Hitchcock would be superior.

I have many pieces of hard evidence and relevant testimony. I will submit my lists once you have ruled on whether to hear my case. Until then, I would like transcripts of the previous 2 cases to establish precedent. Thank you for your time.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

No. U_G for head coach. Don't ruin the dream.

You can't have an adversarial case with only one party. That's just stupid.

And what makes you think this tribunal recognizes stare decisis? I would have to talk it over with the other judges but precedent too often means "stand by past mistakes" in practice. No thank you.
- Pikey

I only ask for the defendant to remain a John Doe, to protect the identities of his family. I feel it's important to have the issue hashed out. I cite the judgment of Dr.Coolio in his thread as grounds for proceeding.

Precedent is desirable, but negotiable. Perhaps merely as anecdotal evidence.

this thread is probably the biggest bunch of dogpoop ever

I only ask for the defendant to remain a John Doe, to protect the identities of his family. I feel it's important to have the issue hashed out. I cite the judgment of Dr.Coolio in his thread as grounds for proceeding.

Precedent is desirable, but negotiable. Perhaps merely as anecdotal evidence.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

Your last sentence makes no sense.

In any case, we require them to make a statement and I don't see how they're going to do that without identifying themselves. So (frank) off.

this thread is probably the biggest bunch of dogpoop ever
- soccerkid1on1

You say that everywhere you go. The only common link is you.

Your last sentence makes no sense.

In any case, we require them to make a statement and I don't see how they're going to do that without identifying themselves. So (frank) off.
- Pikey

It's crims.

You say that everywhere you go. The only common link is you.
- Pikey

knock it off

It's crims.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

That's vital information. We will wait for Crims.

knock it off
- soccerkid1on1

Ok but only because the big fight is going to start in a minute.

Ok but only because the big fight is going to start in a minute.
- Pikey

who's wrestling?

That's vital information. We will wait for Crims.
- Pikey

Can I stop trying to speak in legal jargon now?

who's wrestling?
- Belak4LadyByng

(frank) you

Ok but only because the big fight is going to start in a minute.
- Pikey

You're not paying to watch Manny destroy Margarita are you?

Can I stop trying to speak in legal jargon now?
- TheTaoOfSemenko

I sure hope so because you're doing a terrible job.

Ok but only because the big fight is going to start in a minute.
- Pikey

watching it aswell