As an alternate judge I feel it is important to emphasize transparency in this thread and in the interests of this I will let it be known that I will approach all cases with a level of unadulterated bias that most would find appalling.

Also, I feel as though something must be done about the creature known as twiztedmike.
- BINGO!

I nominate BINGO! to replace Pikey as a sitting judge due to Pikeys lack of attendance and general instability

I nominate BINGO! to replace Pikey as a sitting judge due to Pikeys lack of attendance and general instability
- watsonnostaw

Can I second?

If so I choose not to.

As an alternate judge I feel it is important to emphasize transparency in this thread and in the interests of this I will let it be known that I will approach all cases with a level of unadulterated bias that most would find appalling.

Also, I feel as though something must be done about the creature known as twiztedmike.
- BINGO!

How could you do this to your boy?

Can I second?

If so I choose not to.
- Feeling Glucky?

no

moot point

carry on (frank) face

no

moot point

carry on (frank) face
- watsonnostaw

that case was closed pretty quickly.

no

mute point

carry on (frank) face
- watsonnostaw

Moot.


What kind of lawyer are you?

Moot.


What kind of lawyer are you?
- Feeling Glucky?

?

?
- watsonnostaw

- Feeling Glucky?

Please allow at least 24 hours before requesting a judgment

Please allow at least 24 hours before requesting a judgment
- watsonnostaw

Close, only more white.... and without a mustache... and only 5'10, 180.... and I would never play for the Orioles...
- BINGO!

You're very average.






You should grow a mustache

You're very average.






You should grow a mustache
- PhillySportsGuy

minimum wage in baseball is $480,000

he would suck the wrinkled rigor mortis cock of earl weaver for that kinda cash

what are you going about , do you even work?
- dellio

bump

I call upon the tribunal, once and for all, to decide a proper ranking system for hot female doges

I call upon the tribunal, once and for all, to decide a proper ranking system for hot female doges
- PhillySportsGuy

it's whatever the (frank) i feel like it is.


adjourned.

it's whatever the (frank) i feel like it is.


adjourned.
- kicksave856

*grabs bailiffs gun*

You go nowhere

*grabs bailiffs gun*

You go nowhere
- PhillySportsGuy

*runs in a serpentine pattern*

*runs in a serpentine pattern*
- kicksave856

*enjoys watching as all doors have been locked*

*enjoys watching as all doors have been locked*
- PhillySportsGuy

*eats a big mac*

*enjoys watching as all doors have been locked*
- PhillySportsGuy

i'll have you know i am alternate judge, pal.

pretty sure i can have you executed with a couple of emails.

minimum wage in baseball is $480,000

he would suck the wrinkled rigor mortis cock of earl weaver for that kinda cash
- watsonnostaw

I would not.

I would just sell some land instead.

i'll have you know i am alternate judge, pal.

pretty sure i can have you executed with a couple of emails.
- kicksave856

emails have been received

i'll have you know i am alternate judge, pal.

pretty sure i can have you executed with a couple of emails.
- kicksave856

problem is, the (frank)ing comedian cartoonist boxer juggler forklift operator who created the thread never installed or elected a President judge to formalize the process and run the show/process

problem is, the (frank)ing comedian cartoonist boxer juggler forklift operator who created the thread never installed or elected a President judge to formalize the process and run the show/process
- watsonnostaw

also guitarist blogger politician physicist larper

also guitarist blogger politician physicist larper
- Crimsoninja

i left out the debatable aspects on his multi-polar personalities