I say to all the girls here "Show me your Sea Dogs"
- NashvilleFoppa

excellent.

excellent.
- kicksave856

struck out so far

struck out so far
- NashvilleFoppa

there's still time.

until 6PM for some people, and until october for the rest of us.

there's still time.

until 6PM for some people, and until october for the rest of us.
- kicksave856

thought he half Native/black chic did show me her fake boobs other night

thought he half Native/black chic did show me her fake boobs other night
- NashvilleFoppa

good score there. i like a nice half native/black chick.

omg.

good score there. i like a nice half native/black chick.
- kicksave856

I like any chick under 170 lbs

I like any chick under 170 lbs
- NashvilleFoppa

170 lbs is quite a large woman

170 lbs is quite a large woman
- ItsMeBoo

ok 150?

what if shes 6'2?

ok 150?

what if shes 6'2?
- NashvilleFoppa

how many 6"2 women do u know?

but yes, it does depend on height as well

how many 6"2 women do u know?

but yes, it does depend on height as well
- ItsMeBoo

not a lot lol

6:13 in Caperland. And just like everything else the rapture has ignored us completely.

6:13 in Caperland. And just like everything else the rapture has ignored us completely.
- Cape Breton Bruins

No one can predict the end of the world. Some people actually believe this May 21st bullshit.

No one can predict the end of the world. Some people actually believe this May 21st bullshit.
- Apples

REALLY? THANKS FOR THE INFORMATION

No one can predict the end of the world. Some people actually believe this May 21st bullshit.
- Apples

June 7, 2138... 9:37 P.M.

book it.

June 7, 2138... 9:37 P.M.

book it.
- ActualFlyersFan

I hope you're right. We need to destroy this stupid species.

REALLY? THANKS FOR THE INFORMATION
- Shutdown

just letting you know what my god told me. i couldnt see or hear him, but im sure it's what he would have said.

I hope you're right. We need to destroy this stupid species.
- Apples

Yup. Finally, cockroaches will take their rightful place as the rulers of this planet.

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Yup. Finally, cockroaches will take their rightful place as the rulers of this planet.
- ActualFlyersFan

Agreed. And Dolphins and Big Foot.

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- shvingter88

It seems the Rapture is running a bit behind schedule, huh?

It seems the Rapture is running a bit behind schedule, huh?
- ActualFlyersFan

yeah, total bummer.

It seems the Rapture is running a bit behind schedule, huh?
- ActualFlyersFan

theres still a couple time zones left..... you never know

theres still a couple time zones left..... you never know
- EMT Tony

I think God is just getting a little slow in his old age, is all.

Just isn't as good (frank)ing up sh!t as the God of the Old Testament was... poor guy probably wrote it down on his calendar for NEXT Saturday by accident

theres still a couple time zones left..... you never know
- EMT Tony

it was 6pm est. didn't matter where you lived.